Thunderstruck Page #3

- Tell me what?

- Alan put together this marketing push...

-...selling me as the female Kevin Durant.

- That's coal, right there.

But the only problem is, you're terrible.

You wanna mess with your future, that's

one thing. Now you're messing with mine.

- I been in the gym--

- I don't wanna hear it. I'm not dune.

Your mechanics are terrible,

your farm is awful...

...and you can't shunt a BB in the ocean.

KD, you're better than that.

Get in the gym.

- Get buckets again.

- Okay.

- Are you good?

- I'm good.

- Are we good?

- We're great.

- Came here.

- Hug it cut. Get these buckets.

But don't mess with my money

I won't.

And you neither.

Nobody comes into our house

and beats us.

- Anymore.

- Anymore.

Winning isn't everything,

but lasing is nothing.

Yeah!

- In here. One, two, three. Eagles!

- Eagles!

- Came an.

- Came an, let's go.

- Get out there. Get out there, Brian.

- Came an, Eagles!

Oh. Sorry, man. Just habit.

Let's go, Eastview!

- You think he threw that on purpose?

- His shot's getting better.

Ga get them, Eagles!

- Came an, Brian! You can do it!

- Ga get them, son!

- Yes!

- Get dawn. Get dawn. Get dawn.

Stop it. Everybody's looking at us

Stop it. Get down. Get down.

- Be happy for your brother.

- Never started before.

We're excited.

- Let's go.

- Came an.

- We start with possession, that's a first.

- Goad one.

- That's good.

- Came an, bring it dawn. Bring it dawn.

- That's it.

- Hey, ball. Ball.

- All right! Way to go, Eagles!

- Quiet! Dawn!

Came an, move it. One. One.

Connor. Ball, ball, Connor.

Pass it, I'm open.

Get an it. Rebound.

- Double teamed.

- Connor, I was open.

Eight of our last 10.

I think I gut this, man.

- Watch him.

- Watch the corner!

Two. Two. Two.

Ball.Ball.

- Ball!

- Open man! Open man!

Shut. Connor.

What are you doing?

Get over here. Pass Brian that ball

or you'll be on jockstrap duty.

- The kid's a towel bay.

- Pass the ball or I'll choke you.

He will. He chokes me.

Chokes me clean out. You should pass.

- Three.

- Right there.

- Three.

- Ball. Ball.

Pass it. That's it

Move!

- Came an, Brian.

- Ga.

That's it. Whoa!

Aah! Oh, my Gad!

What was that?

- Aah!

- What was that?

- Did you teach him that?

- I don't think so.

Who is that kid?

- Brian Newall.

- Brian Newall?

- Nice jab!

- Whoa! That was...

- Watch cut!

- Whoa!

Haw does he get up that high?

He's short.

I don't know.

Charge, number five.

Yeah! Let's go!

- Yeah!

- Whoa! Yes!

- Yeah.

- Baum!

Brian Newall!

Brian! Brian! Brian!

Back up, y'all.

All right. All right, back up.

Now, lack, Mr. Newall

has biology class in five minutes.

Mitch, you're tan much.

Well, then I probably

shouldn't sell these at lunch, then?

Na.

Time cut, time cut.

- Yes!

Brian Newall with the three!

'Yes!

'Yes!

- Grab it. Ga! Ga! Ga!

- Yeah! Yeah!

Brian Newall!

All right. Second team, go in.

Except you. Brian stays.

Sit dawn. Sit dawn.

Oh!

Go for it.

Hang Time! Hang Time! Hang Time!

So, what is wrong with Kevin Durant?

I can't tell you what's wrong,

nothing.

He's terrible. Absolutely terrible tonight.

As a matter of fact,

it reminds me of Chuck playing golf.

- That's bad.

- Well, hold on.

- That's an insult to my gulf game.

- Well, it's true.

Well, it not might be as funny

as you wanna be, but it's true.

It might be uncool, but it's true.

Guy's supposed to be the best player

in the league and he's playing like garbage.

So tell me this, specifically,

what is he doing wrong?

Where's his mechanics?

Yeah-

- No, he's hasn't been caring.

I don't think it's mechanics.

He's playing like a mechanic.

He's hanging out tan much.

- Hanging out with that backpack?

Something's wrong with him.

If it's not mechanics, he's not focused,

he's not concentrating.

Lacks like we might be running

a little lung.

I'm telling you.

Why do you keep

coming to the gym with a suit an...

...like you're gonna help me rebound?

My practice is your practice.

- It's nut. I've gut coaches here.

- It's cur practice.

KD! KD! You're the best

All you need's a little rest

You might stink, but you will see

Things will work out eventually

Go, Kevin!

Ma, what is that you have an?

I came to cheer you up.

I brought you some soup.

What are you doing here?

I know you've been struggling, so I brought

you some of Grandma's chicken soup.

- Is Grandma here tan?

- She's not here.

But it made everything better

when you were a kid.

Ma, that's when I had the flu.

Lack, Kevin,

Alan called me and said it was important.

Sc I came right an aver.

Don't get it twisted, okay?

Yes, ma'am.

Desperate times

calls for desperate measures.

You better hurry up

and walk out that dour.

Kevin, you gut something to say to me?

I appreciate the soup, Ma. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Give your mama a hug.

Attention, drivers...

- Okay, so here's what you gut.

You gut invited to bath Ken Nolan's party

and Monica Janakawski's party.

Now, since Monica Janakawski

is the reigning homecoming queen...

...I put you dawn plus one.

Oh, plus one?

Well, you know, in case you want

to invite someone. I don't know.

Mitch, do you wanna be my plus one?

Me? Man, I hadn't even thought about it.

Yeah, sure.

Now, I also registered you a domain name.

BrianNewallGatGame.net.

Now, Sunday, you have a charity event.

Brian, hey!

I promised you would be there.

Lack, it's 20 minutes.

Ladies and gentlemen,

absolutely no bumping is allowed.

Hey.

Brian? Hey.

Haw are those stuffed animals

treating you?

Really good. Oh, watch cut!

Whoa!

- Didn't your mam ever tell you?

- What?

Never flirt an a go-kart track.

I'm not flirting.

- Then let's race.

- Let's go.

Whoa, they have snow canes

at the snack bar here?

Yeah, I think so. Why?

Laser buys.

Fine! Get ready ta-- Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Aw!

My new KD IVs...

...the best basketball shoe ever made.

I can cut like never before.

Cut!

- What's up?

- I don't know.

Let's do something else, okay?

Something you can stay an your feet.

- Lack, I gotta go.

- Sit dawn.

- Sit dawn. You're not going anywhere.

- Sorry.

My new KD IVs.

I can do spin moves like never before.

Oh!

Cut.

Och.

Kevin Durant Nike commercial. Take 41!

In my new KD IVs,

I can jump higher than ever before.

Cut!

Print! We'll fix it in past.

All right.

Your guy sucks.

- He doesn't suck, he--

Okay, guys, that's a wrap.

You want me to drive you home?

Na. I'm just gonna stay here and practice.

Yeah.

Goad idea.

I'm in a slump.

Oh, yeah. Slump.

It's a slump.

Kevin Durant having his problems. Yeah.

"Dad, when I grow up, I wanna play

basketball just like Kevin Durant. "

Today, I said

"Son, you just passed him "

Fellas, check this out.

Kevin Durant goes up and he goes down.

Wow, the Round Mound gut

a new nickname for Kevin Durant.

- The Sprawl and Fall of Basketball.

- Well, you've been working an that.

Ooh! Now, he's gonna see a chiropractor

after that one.

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