Tig Notaro Happy To Be Here Page #5

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to Ellen and Portia's house,

but I can't get the Beatles here?

It is my distinct honor...

Who here...

is like 100%--

100% sure that they are not over here?

I have to admit...

you are correct.

They're on this side.

Ladies and gentlemen...

You're still falling for this.

I can feel it.

You guys are like, "I-- Seriously,

are they here? What's happening?

[sighs]

Who here...

is like...

"I wanna see the Indigo Girls."?

Well, then buy tickets

to an Indigo Girls concert!

My friends, they wash the windows

And they shine in the sun

They tell me wake up early

In the morning sometime

See what a beautiful job we've done

I said let's put on some tunes

Sing along

And do little all day

Come on down to the riverside

Take off our shoes

And wash these sins away

And the river said

La la la, it said

Shame on you

The river said

La la la

It said shame on you

I go down to Chicano city park

Because it makes me feel so fine

And when the weeds go down

You can see up close

In the dead of the wintertime

But when the summer comes

Everything's in bloom

And you wouldn't know it's there

And the white folks like

To pretend it's not

But their music's in the air

And you can hear 'em singing

La la la

They said shame on you

You can feel 'em dancing

La la la

They said shame on you

My friend Tanner

She says you know

Me and Jesus

We're of the same heart

The only thing that keeps us distant

Is that I keep f***ing up

I said come on down

To Chicano city park

And wash your blues away

The beautiful ladies walk right by

I know you never know what to say

They'll be singing

Ooh la la lala la la la la

Shame on you

And they'll be dancing

La la la

They said shame on you

Shame on you

Oh, yeah

Let's go road block trippin'

In the middle of the night

Up in Gainesville town

There'll be blue lights flashing

Down the long dirt road

When they ask me to step out

They said, "Ma'am, we've been looking

For some illegal immigrants

And we gotta check out your car"

I said it's funny

I think we were on the same boat

Back in 1694

And I said

Ooh la la la la la

Shame on you

And I'll be dancing

La la la

I said shame on you

And I said

Ooh la la la

They'll be dancing

Shame on you

Ooh la la la la

They'll be singing

Shame on you

I said

- I said

- We'll be dancing

Shame on you

And I'll be dancing

- They'll be singing

- Ooh la la la , I said shame on you

Shame on you

Let's go road block trippin'

In the middle of the night

Up in Gainesville town

All right, here we go, y'all.

[cheering]

Thanks, y'all!

Let's hear it again for the Indigo Girls!

Thank you so much, Houston, Texas.

You guys are the best.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you, friends, family,

people I've never met.

Thanks to the Heights Theater.

Thank you.Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Good night!

Thank you.

[rock music playing]

My friends, they wash the windows

And they shine in the sun

They tell me wake up early

In the morning sometime

See what a beautiful job we've done

I say let's put on some tunes

Sing along and do little all day

Go down to the riverside

Take off our shoes

And wash these sins away

The river said

La la la

It said shame on you

-[woman] Anyway...

-[camera shutter clicks]

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