Tiger Shark Page #4

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PIPES.

YOU KNOW...

[WHISPERING]

I think I drink too much vino.

NO.

YEAH.

WHERE IS QUITA?

SHE'S OUT THERE.

YOU THINK:

SHE SEEN ME?

NO, NO.

THAT'S GOOD.

YOU DON'T TELL HER.

No.

THAT'S GOOD.

UH...

OH, GEE, I...

I FEEL SLEEPY.

[YAWN]

YOU KNOW, THAT VINO

IS MAKING ME VERY SLEEPY.

I--I THINK I TAKE

A LITTLE NAP, HUH?

AND THEN WE HAVE

MORE GOOD TIME, HUH?

[MUMBLING SLEEPILY]

I'LL TAKE CARE

OF HIM, QUITA.

THAT'S MY JOB NOW,

ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

HEY!

[MUSIC AND SINGING

STOPS]

PARTY'S OVER, FOLKS.

[PEOPLE ALL TALKING

AT ONCE]

NICE--NICE PARTY, PIPES.

NICE PARTY.

[DOOR CLOSES]

THANKS, PIPES.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT,

QUITA.

I GUESS I'LL BE

SHOVING OFF.

YOU KNOW...

MIKE DON'T DO THA VERY OFTEN.

HE--WELL, OH,

HE'S A SWELL GUY,

AND HE DIDN' MEAN TO--

THAT DOESN'T MAKE

ANY DIFFERENCE.

HE'S HAPPY. THAT'S

ALL THAT COUNTS.

MIKE'S

A LUCKY PORTUGUEE.

[SNORING]

[MAN SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

OH, GOOD MORNING,

MRS. MASCARENHAS.

GOOD MORNING.

NICE DAY, HUH?

Quita:
YES, IT IS.

YOUR HUSBAND--

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK TODAY, HUH?

YES. THEY'RE GETTING IN

THIS AFTERNOON.

HMM. MUST HAVE CATCH

LOTS OF FISH.

HE ONLY STAY AWAY

3 WEEKS.

MIKE'S

A GOOD FISHERMAN.

HA HA! WITH SUCH

A BRIDE LIKE YOU WAITING FOR HIM,

HE MAYBE EARLY:

COME HOME. HA HA!

YOU SEE HER, HUH?

[SHOUTING]

THERE SHE IS!

HELLO, QUITA!

THERE. YOU SEE HER,

PIPES?

SAY, PIPES, YOU KNOW

ALWAYS I MAKE BLUFF ABOUT WOMAN,

BUT REALLY THIS THE FIRST TIME

I EVER HAVE GIRL WAIT FOR ME.

BY GOLLY,

SHE'S GOOD FEELING.

I GOT YOU, MIKE.

YOU KNOW,

THEY ALWAYS SAY,

"MIKE MASCARENHAS--

HE NO CAN GET WOMANS, HUH?"

WAIT TILL THEY SEE ME WALK UP

AND DOWN THE STREET WITH QUITA, HUH?

HA HA! YOU KNOW,

I NO CAN WAIT FOR TO GET FISH UNLOAD.

COME ON, BOYS!

GET THE LINES READY! MAKE FAST!

HEY, QUITA!

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

HELLO, MIKE.

HELLO.

HELLO, QUITA!

PIPES! PIPES!

OH, HELLO!

I'LL SEE YOU WHEN

I GET THROUGH WORK!

COME ON, GANG!

LET'S GET BUSY ON THIS HATCH!

HURRY IT UP!

ALL RIGHT, MIKE,

CANNERY'S WAITING FOR YOU.

HEY, JUST TAKE A LOOK.

YOU EVER SEE ANYONE

LOOK MORE PRETTY?

HA HA HA!

MARRYING MIKE MASCARENHAS IS

THE MEDICINE WHAT YOU NEED.

ALL RIGHT, MIKE,

LET'S GET UNLOADED.

SAY, I HAVE 100 TONS

FOR YOU ON THE WHARF IN TWO HOURS.

WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME, QUITA?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU

RIGHT AWAY.

WELL, HOW'D YOU DO,

MIKE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

HOW'D I DO? WE DO WONDERFUL!

I CATCH 18,000 FISH

IN FIRST HOUR!

YOU'RE SURE LUCKY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LUCK?

I'M THE BEST FISHERMAN IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.

ALL RIGHT,

TAKE ME AWAY.

LET HER GO, NOW.

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.

COME ON, BOYS,

GET BUSY, WILL YOU?

I DON'T WANT YOU

HANGING AROUND THAT WAY!

HEY, PIPES, GET BUSY

OVER THERE NOW!

EVERYONE,

TAKE THOSE HATCHES OFF!

THERE. THAT'S GOOD.

HOW YOU DOING:

OVER THERE?

HEY, PIPES, COME ON.

WHAT'S HOLDING YOU UP?

KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.

OH, COME ON, HURRY UP,

NOW! WE GOT GIRLS WAITING FOR US!

I'LL BE THERE!

HEY, GO ON, GO ON.

GET THOSE LINES OVER THERE.

LET'S HAVE

THE BASKET!

ALL RIGHT, LADS,

LET'S HAVE IT.

COME ON, BOYS, LET'S

SHOW THEM HOW QUICK WE CAN UNLOAD.

COME ON,

MAKE FAST, WILL YOU? SNAPPY, EVERYBODY.

TAKE IT EASY!

EASY!

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.

ALL RIGHT,

LET'S HAVE IT.

Mike:
HEY,

FISHBONE, LOOK OUT!

[LAUGHTER]

HA HA HA! HEY,

FISHBONE, I TOLD YOU

FOR TO LOOK OU FOR YOURSELF!

SAY, NOW, YOU STICK TO FISHING, OR

I TELL EEZIE WEEZIE ON YOU!

ESSIE WESSIE.

YEAH, OOZIE WOOZIE.

HEY, CHIEF,

YOU GO DOWN BELOW AND HELP PIPES.

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU, HUH?

HOW YOU DOING? HOW GOES?

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

Man:
FINE.

HA HA HA!

HELLO THERE!

HELLO, MIKE!

HOW ARE YOU?

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

HA HA! HELLO!

HOW'S THE BABY?

ALL RIGHT?

THERE'S GOING TO BE

SOME MORE,

YOU KNOW THAT?

SURE. RIGHT.

MMM, BOY, THAT'S

GOOD. HA HA!

HEY, PIPES!

PIPES, COME HERE!

OH, BOY, HUH?

HA HA!

THESE LOOK GOOD,

HUH?

IT'S ALMOST READY

FOR TO EAT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S

VERY FUNNY THING, PIPES.

EVERY TIME I HAVE

VACATION,

I LIKE TO GO OU FISHING.

YOU KNOW,

THE CHANGE-- SHE DO US BOTH GOOD.

HA HA HA! SAY,

WHERE'S QUITA?

SHE'S DOWN ON THE BEACH

A WAYS.

WELL, YOU GO

GET HER, HUH?

YEAH.

ONE SLICE FROM THIS,

AND YOU'LL LIF YOUR BIG SISTER.

YOU DON'T CARE

WHAT HAPPENS.

HUNGRY, QUITA?

NOT VERY.

MIKE HAS SUPPER:

READY.

GETTING:

KIND OF CLOUDY.

WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?

[SOBBING]

I'VE TRIED, PIPES.

HONEST I HAVE.

I'VE TRIED,

BUT I CAN'T.

CAN'T WHAT?

I CAN'T GO ON

WITH MIKE.

DOES HE KNOW HOW

YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?

NO...

FOR THAT'S

THE TROUBLE.

I CAN'T TELL HIM.

WHAT?

THAT I'M IN LOVE

WITH YOU.

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

PIPES,

I--I CAN'T GO.

WE'VE GOT TO GO,

QUITA.

HEY, WHERE YOU WAS?

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER COME.

COME. SHE'S ALL READY NOW.

OH, BOY.

MMM!

YOU KNOW, IT'S THE BEST FISH

I EVER TASTED.

I WONDER IF I TASTE SO GOOD

TO THE SHARK, HUH?

HA HA HA! HERE,

I HELP YOU, QUITA.

THERE YOU ARE.

OH, YOU'LL NEVER TASTE

ANYTHING MORE BETTER.

IT'S WONDERFUL!

AH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE MORE.

HERE, PIPES.

THIS SPECIAL GOOD.

[HARMONICA PLAYING]

HEY, GUY,

TAKE THE WHEEL.

EEZIE WEEZIE.

ESSIE WESSIE'S

HER NAME!

HEY, PIPES,

WAKE UP THERE!

THAT'S NO WAY

TO SEE FISH!

COME DOWN HERE!

HEY, JOE, GO UP THERE

AND TAKE HIS PLACE.

HEY, PIPES, WHAT IS

WRONG WITH YOU?

ALWAYS DREAMING.

YOU GOT GAL ON YOUR MIND, HUH?

NO.

OH, NOW YOU DON' TELL ME. I--

NO, MIKE.

I WAS THINKING.

WELL, THIS IS

MY LAST TRIP.

WHAT?

YEP, I'M GETTING OFF

AT MAZATLAN.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

NO. I'M GOING TO

SHIP OUT OF THERE ON A FREIGHTER.

OH, NO. SAY,

YOU DON'T MEAN--

YOU CAN'T DO

ANYTHING LIKE--

WHY, WE'LL MISS YOU!

YOU KNOW,

QUITA--SHE'LL MISS YOU, TOO.

OH, NO.

YOU KNOW, WE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY NOW.

WELL, I GOT TO GO

SOMETIME.

OH, YEAH, SOMETIME,

BUT NOT NOW.

HEY, PIPES,

YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M WORRIED ABOUT QUITA.

YOU KNOW, LAST NIGH SHE--SHE ACT VERY FUNNY TO ME.

OH, I KNOW, MIKE,

BUT THIS TIME I'M GOING.

OH, NO, NOW,

YOU DON'T GO.

I HEAR YOU TALK:

LIKE THAT BEFORE.

NO, I'M GOING,

I TELL YOU.

TUNA! TUNA!

WHERE?

OVER THERE WHERE

THE BIRDS ARE.

Mike:
COME ON,

GET BUSY.

COME ON, BOYS!

GET YOUR FISHING TACKLE OUT!

COME ON,

GET BUSY, EVERYBODY.

HEY, GUYS,

KILL THE ENGINES. BACK HER DOWN.

HEY, GE THE BRIDGE READY.

COME ON, PULL IT IN

STRONG, HUH?

HEY, WE'RE GOING TO GE A BIG HAUL THIS TIME, HUH?

Man:
HELP HIM THERE!

I SEE HIM COMING.

A BIG ONE'S COMING.

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO CATCH FISH

BIGGER THAN YOU ARE WITH ONE POLE?

THERE'S SOME MORE

THAT WILL GET PULLED OUT.

COME ON. CATCH WITH TWO POLES.

HEY. YOU GOT THE HOOK

TOO MUCH OPEN.

BEND HIM BACK.

YOU'RE LOSING TOO MUCH FISH.

HOLD IT STEADY.

NOW YOU'VE GOT IT NOW.

PULL HIM UP NOW, WILL YOU?

DON'T LET HIM GET HIS HEAD DOWN!

PULL IT! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

HA HA HA!

AH, YOU GOT HIM.

THAT'S-A BOY. PULL!

HEY, MacWILLIAMS,

WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE WATER?

NOW YOU STOP:

BEATING THOSE FISH.

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