Tiger Shark Page #6

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HUH?

NO.

I DON' SETTLE THINGS.

THERE!

SEE THA FELLOW OUT THERE?

THEY SETTLE THINGS.

YEAH. THEY

TOOK MY HAND AND GIVE ME THIS.

THEY TOOK YOUR FATHER

AND GIVE ME YOU.

THEY SETTLE EVERYTHING.

THEY SETTLE HIM!

MIKE, YOU'RE CRAZY!

JOSE! JIM!

Mike:
YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE

FOOL OUT OF ME, HUH?

WELL, I SHOW YOU.

THERE. THEY SHOW YOU. HA HA!

THERE, YOU WHITE-BELLIED

DEVILS, YOU.

FISH OF THE DEVIL!

THERE. COME!

TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM!

FOR YOU! HE'S YOUR KIND.

HA HA!

TAKE HIM! HA HA HA!

GO ON--UH!

MIKE!

MIKE!

DOWN THERE. HURRY!

HURRY!

[SHOUTING]

THROW A ROPE!

QUICK! SOMEBODY

GET HIS ARM.

[MEN SHOUTING]

IT'S MOVING. HURRY UP!

[GUNSHOTS]

LOOK OU FOR THAT ONE, MIKE!

MIKE, TAKE HOLD

OF THIS OAR.

THANK YOU.

THE SHARK, THEY

DON'T GET YOU, HUH?

NO, MIKE.

I'M SORRY.

YOU SORRY, HUH?

WITH WOMANS,

I DON'T DO SO GOOD.

NO, NO, MIKE.

OH, NO.

I KNOW HOW YOU:

FEEL ABOUT HIM.

IF I DON'T HAVE YOU,

IT'S MORE BETTER THIS WAY.

THE SHARK...

THEY SETTLE EVERYTHING.

HMM.

THESE TWO TIMES,

MIKE GIVE HIMSELF FOR BAIT.

HE'S GOOD BAIT, TOO.

IS MORE BETTER THAN YOU.

HE'S THE BEST BAIT IN THE WHOLE

PACIFIC OCEAN.

HA HA!

UHH.

FIRST THEY--

THEY GOT MY HAND,

BUT NOW...

I--I DON'T GO TO HEAVEN NOW.

MIKE, YOU'RE

NOT GOING TO--

OH, I DON'T STAY HERE.

THAT'S SURE.

HEY.

I BET WHEN ST. PETER,

HE FIND OUT I DON'T COME UP,

HE SEND DOWN FOR ME

SPECIAL.

YEAH. AND 100% OR NO,

I BET I CATCH MORE FISH THAN ANYBODY UP THERE.

SURE, YOU WILL, MIKE.

[QUITA CRYING]

OH, QUITA,

DON'T DO THAT.

NOW STOP IT. NO.

YES, MIKE.

THAT'S BETTER.

HEY.

THEY WRITE SONG:

ABOUT ME NOW, HUH?

EH...

THERE--THIS SON

OF THE DESER [HUMMING ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR]

AND MIKE MASCARENHAS ABULBUL

THAT'S GOOD, HUH?

HA HA!

THAT'S GOOD.

THANKS, MIKE.

HELLO, ST. PETER.

OH, NO. YOU--YOU DON' HAVE TO LOOK IN THE BOOK.

JUST YOU LISTEN.

YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT'S ME--

MIKE MASCARENHAS,

THE BEST FISHERMAN

IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.

ABSOLUTELY, INDEED.

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