To Rome With Love Page #4

why don't you come?

Sally, you've go to go along with them.

What's the matter?! Are you crazy!

Go! You have the wrong person!

Sofia! Sofia!

- Sofia! Whats happening?!

- What do you want?!

Call the police!

Go away! I am serious!

I'm going to work!

I have to go to work! These people are crazy!

- What is this car?!

-You'll be late for the studio.

- But I'm late for work!

- Get in, Get in.

Sofia... come with me.

Hello and welcome to TG3.

Today we have a special guest:

Leopoldo Pisanello.

- Welcome, Mr. Pisanello.

Welcome to TG3. - Thank you, yes...

Excuse me, but why am I here?

To answer our questions,

for our interview.

- What did you have for breakfast?

- Me?

Er... coffee latte and two slices of bread with butter and jam.

Two slices of bread... And how was it?

Good... toasted.

- Ah, so you prefer toast.

- Yes, that's right, yes.

Why? Can I ask you?

I don't know. I just like it.

I usually prefer toast.

- White or whole wheat?

- White.

So we can say without a shadow of a doubt...

.. Leopold Pisanello prefers two slices of bread toasted.

Yes, and a latte... without sugar.

Do you shave before or after breakfast?

- Extraordinary!

- Me?

Me?

Still here? Enough! Go! Sofia!

Sofia! Go away!

Leopoldo! You were great!

- The phone hasn't stopped ringing.

- Yes, but...

They want you on tomorrow's news at 8 pm.

- What are you saying! Me? But why?

- You're famous!

-95 -95

Oh, I don't know.

I can't find the address.

This is 91. So it's...

This goes down.

- That's 93.

- Uh-huh.

Can't be 95.

- Oh, then we're right!

- What do you mean, we're right?

Mr. Santoli is a mortician.

You're kidding?

He owns a funeral parlour,

and don't make an issue of it.

Jeez, the kid's a communist,

the father's a mortician.

Does the mother run a leper colony?

I guess they live upstairs.

- Excuse me, 9... 95's... 95?

- Yes. 95. Santoli.

Yes, yes.

- Someone dead.

- No, but it's early.

No, no.

We're Hayley's parents.

- Hayley's parents?

- Yes.

Welcome, welcome!

Such a big pleasure to meet you!

Oh... I'm sorry. I've not cleaned up.

I work all day, but...

Please, come to our place.

We live over there.

- Please, follow me.

- Thank you, thank you very much!

- Did you have a nice trip?

- Oh, it was wonderful, wonderful.

Please, come in.

Mariangela, come here!

- Hayley's parents have arrived.

- Oh, hello!

- Phyllis, Jerry.

- So nice to meet you.

Good morning.

- Oh, Mariangela don't speak good English.

- No... - No.

- What do you drink?

- Well... wine would be great.

Michelangelo and Hayley

should be here any minute.

But if you excuse me now,

I need to go to clean up.

- Mariangela, open the bottle and pour him a drink.

- I'm going to open it.

- Meanwhile you sit down.

- Ok. - Be right back. - Yes

- Hello!

- mama!

- Hi. Hi!

You just find the place OK, right?

We just followed a passing hearse,

and here we are, you know.

- You have arrived! Well! - Hello.

- Taste my specialties.

Oh, Mom, the green ones are

like Tapenade. They're so good.

- You should try them, they're amazing.

- Oh, OK.

Oh...

Well... I'm sorry.

Excuse me. It's great.

I mean, I try and make this,

but I never get this taste.

She could teach you.

Teach her to make croutons.

- Yes, OK.

- No. Oh, no, really.

- Come on, free cooking lesson.

- I... I don't wanna be...

Have one. I have to kinda...

Please.

Formaldehyde!

(Giancarlo) The time has fled...

(Giancarlo) And I die in despair!

And I die in despair!

And I've never loved life so much!

Victory!

She showed me how to make these, Jerry,

but, of course, she gets mozzarella

fresh everyday from Naples.

- What do you do, Phyllis?

- I'm a psychiatrist.

Oh! A psychiatrist.

I've never been to Naples,

but I hear it's beautiful.

There's no cooking like in Naples.

You see much of Italy, Jerry?

Jerry, he's asking you a question.

Yes... Naples.

Have you... have you ever

taken singing lessons, Giancarlo?

Singing lessons? No.

What for?

You, well, you have just a natural voice.

I'm no singer.

I sing for me.

Since I was a boy.

- You have a very very beautiful gift.

- Yeah.

But, no. She says that I make only

too much noise around the house.

And no one's ever heard you?

No, he's our own private Caruso.

You have a fantastic voice, have you

ever thought of doing anything with it?

He sings for pleasure, not for money.

Well, there's a great deal

of pleasure in money.

You know, it's green and crinkly,

you can fondle the bills.

Listen, uh... I'm no singer.

I... I don't know, I...

Is it possible that... that, um...

after dinner, you could sing something for me?

Me? No... I don't know.

I... I become too embarrassed.

No... no, right here,

just among us... right...

No... no. Please, Michelangelo,

please tell him too.

I... you know, I... I have a friend

in town here, who's in the recording business.

And... and if... if you would just...

if you would just sing.

He's a very knowledgable man.

And... and... you know, if you just...

When you... when you're not busy,

when you're not cremating anybody,

- and we just...

- Look, he's already said no.

Dad's not a singer. I'm sure you don't

want him to make fool of himself.

Jerry, back off.

OK, forget it.

I... I'm not gonna say another word. I...

Forget it.

But the guy has a fantastic voice!

This is... You have...

OK, I'm... I'm finished.

The subject is closed.

But... his voice is great,

somebody's got to do something

with this, because he's... he's...

- Jerry!

- Not me! I'm not saying I would.

But... but he's got a fantastic...

- The man is a genius,

- That's enough.

he's got a natural... great natural...

I'm not saying anything, you know,

I'm... I'm off the subject.

Great voice. Fantastic.

Big star...

- What's the name of the hotel?

- I can't remember.

- It's in the center? - Yes, more or less.

It was... was red...

We're here. Sorry for the delay.

We have been waiting for you.

Er... yes... uh...

You couldn't find

something more simple?

We need to meet people rather important.

- We like you dressed like that.

- Like how?

But some of our friends

may not understand.

- I lost my suitcase on the train,

- Then that's it. Oh, well.

Well, we have organized a trip,

a private Vatican tour.

- Beautiful. True love? - Yes,

I know him well. - Come on, then.

- I hope they let us in.

- I don't want to go in!

- Miss... are you okay?

- Yes, yes, thank you.

Thanks, but...

Oh, but... but... but you are...

But you are Pia Fusari?

You recognized me?

Yes, but you... Oh, my God, but you

are one of my favorite actresses!

I'm flattered.

But you walk down the street here

like a normal person?

We're making a movie here.

- You want to come and see?

- Me?!

Yes!

But that is Juliet Falcone!

No! There is Luca Jump! I love

Luke Salta, he is so charismatic!

No, I do not believe it!

It 's amazing. He painted the ceiling

lying on scaffolding.

Working all the time lying on one's back!

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