To Rome With Love Page #9

I was waiting for my wife.

Be respectful

at least for the procession.

Roberto, I can't take it anymore.

Why me, Roberto?

- What's going on?

- Sir, you must face it.

- You are very, very famous.

- But why?!

Look at this, the pills...

This morning it was full.

Ah. - mama Mia!

- Why am I famous?

- Why? You are famous for being famous.

But I haven't done anything, Roberto.

Excuse me, but, as I see it,

don't all those who are famous deserve it?

I don't know! You can see that!

You ask for my opinion?

Everyone's asking for my opinion.

I do not know!

All I do is answer questions.

My life is a living hell!

A journalist asked me two days ago if there is a God.

I said, "What do I know? I don't know,"

and she was upset.

"Mr. Pisanello doesn't know if there is a God"

And I do not know!

Everyone asks me things...

"Pisanello"

"How do you scratch your head?

With the right or the left?"

"With both hands."

"Oh, he scratches with both!"

There! I scratch my head with

whatever hand I think is best. Okay?

Some secret! - The way I see it, sir,

I kind of agree with them.

Being a celebrity,

excitement, special privileges...

.. The adoring crowds who want an autograph,

every woman's dream.

Women! But you do not know...

"I love him!" They kneel!

"Ah, Pisanello! How beautiful!

He's so beautiful!"

They all want to be in bed with me...

in threes, fours...

I have enough problems with two...

The wife of a man of your caliber

knows he has to be shared with the public.

It's not normal...

Don't interrupt me...

Can't I speak to someone without being interrupted...

Enough!

Take me home! Enough!

I'll report you for violation of privacy!

You are heartless!

Bravo!

You're better than I had imagined.

- Why are you so quiet?

- Because I have committed adultery.

Consider it part of your training.

We did some things I've never done before.

Never.

- Why not?

- Because of Milly. They would upset her.

But with me you had no problem.

Is it because I'm a prostitute?

With you I felt uninhibited.

But now I feel guilty.

Milly would never commit adultery.

She would never betray me.

Maybe she wouldn't mind

that you learned something.

Some things I can't do with Milly.

She's like a saint.

Yes, like Madonna.

Only where is Saint Milly?

You were the virgin at the wedding, not her.

- Like this?

- It 's beautiful here!

- Want a drink?

- No, thanks, I cannot.

But why not?

- Here.

- Thank you.

I love the old songs,

those of my childhood.

- they are very beautiful.

- when I once danced.

Eh, yes?

- Eh? - You are very good.

- Yes, so are you...

Ma .. didn't you want to talk?

- Nostalgia is my weakness.

- Memories are so beautiful.

Did anyone ever tell you

that you're beautiful?

It is not true, no. My husband maybe

once but never a movie actor.

Please don't think of me as an actor,

I am a human being like everyone else...

.. with the same feelings, the same

vulnerabilities, the same desires.

I'm sorry,...

when you kiss those beautiful women in the cinema...

.. You seem to me, how should I say...

A crazy man.

A kiss is just fiction on film.

Yes, I know, but I've always wondered

.. I wondered what it would be like

kissing Luke Salta.

Now you know.

- That was beautiful! - Wonderful?

- No, no more.

- Wait. Now we take a nap.

- What? A nap?

Well, at this point

I can't go back.

- You're so charming.

- No, no, no, no. What a mess!

- I don't see the problem.

- Yes there is a problem.

I would love to make love with you...

.. So I could tell my grandchildren something,

but I can't commit adultery.

Forget the semantics...

I love all of you.

My Lady, I don't know what to do.

I do not know what to do.

I love my husband, but I am so curious.

Life is so short, there are certain moments

already written in destiny.

- This is one of those moments.

- No, wait a moment, please.

I must go to the bathroom.

Don't move. Don'tt move from there.

Do not go.

I swore we wouldn't do this.

I know... I know, I know. Me, neither.

I, uh... I have to tell Sally.

But you said your relationship was winding

down, I mean, this cannot be because of me.

No... no, don't say that!

No... no, it is, it is. It's winding down.

I... I had fantasies yesterday

of us being together.

Really?

Exploring Italy, and...

looking at all the great architecture

of Milan and Venice and Naples.

- You could teach me.

- I'm a good teacher.

We could stay in little towns

in bed-and-breakfasts.

Listen, Sally's taking her exams

next week at the university, I just...

I just don't wanna bring this

to her before then.

No, of course.

Yeah, but right after, right after.

I... I love you.

Okay.

Who is that?

He seems interesting!

We're on the road with Aldo Romano.

It is true that you are a bus driver?

What do you want? I don't understand?

- It 's true that you bring your clothes to the laundry?

- Yes, but what do you want?

- Do you like hamburger?

- No, I don't like it.

- Is that a stain on the jacket?

- Yes, it's marinara sauce.

- How did this happen?

- Do I have to tell everyone?

I was eating a plate of rigatoni.

Why does it matter to you?

- Gabriel, Camilla, Sofia.

- Hello, Dad! - Hello! - Hello!

You know it's all over?

It's back to business as usual.

I'm so happy!

Now Aldo Romano is all over the news.

To celebrate we'll go get a pizza in Velletri.

I'm buying.

- Who is it?

- Aldo Romano.

- I think I did really well on the exams.

- Of course, you did.

Yeah, you sailed through it,

because you studied hard enough.

I worked hard.

Yeah, you did. She doubts herself

for no reason, I don't know why.

- Do you guys want something else?

- Uh...

- Sure. No!

- No.

Oh, OK. Alright, well...

OK.

You see how confident she is?

So I'm gonna... I'm gonna take her to dinner,

and I'm gonna tell her tonight.

- OK. Are you sure?

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

In fact, I planned out an

amazing trip for us.

Believe it or not, I've never been

to the Acropolis or the Parthenon.

- Can we go to Sicily?

- Yeah, of course. You know what?

Actually, we could... we could hire a

sailboat and go around the boot,

- if you want to.

- I've always seen pictures of Palermo,

- I just think it is so romantic.

- Well... you can see pictures compared...

...to nothing to being there,

in the real place. We...

- If you wanna... Yeah, sure.

- Excuse me.

Hello?

No, I can't... Hello?

- OK, I'm gonna see if I can...

- Sure.

Hello?

- It's sad.

- What is?

That you're in love with Monica.

I just... something about her.

- You know that Sally's in love with you, right?

- I know.

And your common sense tells you that

Sally is the much more sensible choice.

Yeah, I know.

I know all of that, and yet...

- I can't explain it.

- I understand.

- Guess what?

- What?

- I got a part.

- A part?

I get a part...

...in a movie. It's a high budget,

it shoots in Los Angeles and Tokyo.

- But where?

- I have to leave tonight.

What was that about sailboat and Sicily?

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