To Rome With Love Page #10

- They need me for like five months.

- Five months in Japan?

Uh... one month in Los Angeles,

four in Japan.

I mean, assuming it all goes on time.

Oh, I cannot wait to go!

I mean, it is like my dream and life

to spend time in the far east.

- That's your dream?

- Who's in it?

Justin Brill, Ricardo Ramirez...

Ricardo Ramirez?

He's a very attractive man.

And I worked with Justin Brill before,

like when he was married to Rebecca Wright,

- and he had this big mad crush on me.

- Well, he's available now.

This is so exciting!

I can't wait to get back to Los Angeles,

see my acting coach.

I mean, no matter what it is like to

visit a place, there's nothing like home.

- Who's the directing?

- Max Trommel.

I... adore him.

I adore his work.

And you know what?

He's like the only director...

...that I would trust to direct

the nude scenes that I have to do?

And although, I mean he does a lot of drugs,

and somehow, that burnt-out look is

just so... it's just so sexy on him.

I have to lose some weight.

I mean, the writer saw me on that TV thing,

and he just... he flipped out over my quality.

I'm like five pounds or so. . .

"I'll just start running again.

I'll start running again."

This part is such a great show case for me.

I... I just hope I can bring my dog.

I hope it's not like London

where it's so hard to bring a pet.

Milly Stay calm, stay calm.

Is it better to go to bed and have a regret...

or just leave and have a regret for life?

What shall I do? Better remorse, no?

Better remorse, absolutely.

- Yes, better remorse.

- Shut up.

What?

- Shut up or I'll kill you.

Now open the door and let's go.

Not a word.

- Are you ready love?

- Don't even open your mouth.

If you do what I say

it will be okay.

- Got it?

- Yes

Then give me your

money and jewelry.

- You know who I am?

- No, I don't and I don't give a damn.

- Shut up and stop crying.

- Here.

- Give me your wallet.

- But don't get up.

- Give me your watch. - Yes

- The watch. - Yes

Open up.

Open up, I am in charge of hotel security.

Open up, Luke! I know you're there.

- My wife! That's my wife.

- Your wife?

- Yes

- But you said you were separated!

- Oh, what a fool!

- I do not want to end up like the other woman

in the paper.

- I'm finished.

Oh...

Listen to me.

Let's do this... you're not finished yet.

Let's do this. Go to the

bathroom and hide in the shower.

- I'll put her in bed.

- Yes

- Go and shut the door.

- Together.

- Yes, good.

- Close the door. . . .Go to bed.

Open up!

- Now sir, explain why you didn't open the door.

- Come on.

- Come near the bed.

- Didn't you hear me knocking?

- What's going on? Are you crazy?

- Didn't you hear?

Didn't I hear what?

I'm here with my girlfriend and I was...

He is not the woman's husband?

- We didn't know!

- She said it was her husband.

You're all crazy! I will sue!

Please forgive us and please excuse us.

What have you done?

I do not understand what is happening.

- It was not my fault.

- Leave.

- Look, this was not my fault.

- Madam, be patient!

- I'm sorry. - I'll call lawyers.

- Sorry.

- Anyway, I...

- Come, madam. Thank you.

- It shouldn't have to end like this.

I don't know what happened...

- Take it easy, ma'am.

- But...

- Enough!

- Thank you. A million thanks.

- Imagine.

I take my leave now.

In fact, here is the watch.

I'll also give you my ring. Take it all.

- Thank you. Really, thanks.

- Thank you.

- Thank you very much.

- Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.

I can't believe it.

Of course... right,

you're really cute.

- What?

- He's right, you're pretty.

Thank you. Ma .. you are a thief, right?

Yes, I'm a thief specializing in hotels.

- But I also do some mugging.

- Oh yeah?

- Ah. Exciting.

- You're exciting.

You know I've never made love with a criminal.

- My husband is a businessman, very respectable.

- Yes?

- Yes

You know what they say:

Opportunity makes one a thief.

Shall we take this opportunity?

- Sure. - Of course.

- We are in a hotel room.

- We're in bed, you're in your underwear.

- I'm already undressed.

- So. - So what?

- So, anyway...

I guess I'll never hear from Monica again.

Yes, but you can read her about

in the gossip columns...

...dating Justin Brill,

vacationing in his Aspen lodge.

Consider yourself lucky.

You saved your own life there.

A year with her, she would let you freefall

parachuting and adopting Burmese orphans.

- With age comes wisdom.

- With age comes exhaustion.

- Look, here is where we first met.

- Yeah.

I should be getting back

to the Excelsior.

Oh, it's a nice hotel.

Obviously you're doing well.

- There's a lot of dough in shopping malls.

- You sold out.

As a foolish man once said,

"Stuff happens."

- I'll leave you here.

Goodbye.

How nice!

Tonight there's a film preview.

We can go without casino

and enjoy the film.

We can't be out there posing for journalists.

- Look, we were not invited.

- Ah...

Then we can stay at home and enjoy the film.

And I no longer have to share you with

models, actresses and sexy secretaries.

Ma .. Hey! Hey! Hey!

I am Leopoldo Pisanello.

Good morning, ma'am.

This morning I had breakfast...

.. I put butter on two slices of bread,

and jam.

Then I made lather with the shaving gel

Because that's how I shave

with gel. I really like the lather.

I am Leopoldo Pisanello.

Good morning. Want an autograph?

I'm Leopoldo Pisanello. You want it?

I'm Leopoldo Pisanello. Lady!

I'll give you a scoop: I wear boxers.

Do you want to see them?

Do you want to see the boxers? Here they are.

I wear white boxers, large.

Here they are. It 's a scoop!

Lady! I'm Leopoldo Pisanello.

Do you think a trim would be better?

And she's my wife.

Miss, look. A tear in her stockings.

The run is fashionable.

It's a "trend".

Do you want to see Pisanello on one leg only?

Here it is, on one leg.

E 'scoop exceptional.

This morning I had breakfast...

Enough paparazzi!

Enough paparazzi! Enough!

- Excuse me, but I know you. - Yes ..

- Yes, I remember the face.

You are... What was your name?

- I'm Leopoldo Pisanello.

- That's it.

You want an autograph?

- Yes, if you want to... my notebook.

- I'll give you an autograph.

Thank you.

- I'm Leopoldo Pisanello, if you remember.

- Thank you.

It's me.

- You see?

- Yes, let's go home, our children are there.

Come on.

Here, here.

Surely he remembers me.

This gentleman was once my driver.

Right?

- Yes - There.

- I told you life is sometimes very cruel.

It doesn't give satisfaction,

neither to the rich and famous . .

.. nor to the poor and unknown.

But, between the two,

being rich and famous is definitely better.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- Thank you. - Lord. - Goodbye.

Come on.

- You know what he said?

- Yes, I understand... I get it.

- Milly? Milly?

- Where were you? I was worried.

- What happened to you?

- I went to find you.

Then I lost the phone.

I was lost in Rome.

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