To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar Page #7
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 109 min
- 4,999 Views
and when one goes out, I just
screw in another one. Hello, goodbye.
I think I see him.
No... Moses.
I have lived in apartments that
weren't half as big as these pores.
Let's stay positive. Bobby Lee,
just ignore your old Auntie Noxee
and look at that videotape there.
I know. That is Miss Anne Baxter
in The Ten Commandments
and those are the moves.
(Noxeema) All right, let's see.
She needs more lips.
- I can't.
- You can and you will, darling.
But I'm not Miss Anne Baxter.
No one is asking you to be.
Just take her strength, her mystery,
her moves and you find your own.
If you want them to know
that there is steak for dinner,
you've got to let them
hear it sizzle. Understand?
- Yeah.
- All right.
- Thanks.
- Best of luck.
Time to make the donuts.
Chi Chi, he won't like me.
Trust me.
He's gonna love you, all right?
Baby, you got the look, mami.
You certainly do. Do that eye thing
I taught you, right?
That's right. And be honest with him,
all right? He deserves that.
- Thanks.
- I got to go. I got cramps.
Momma!
Chi Chi?
Bobby Ray, come here.
Hello?
Oh! Hello.
Bobby Lee!
- Roberta.
- Oh, Roberta.
Wow. You really look pretty.
Sure is a pretty dress
you're wearing.
Oh, this old thing?
Well... Roberta...
would you...?
Wow. You really look good
in that dress.
Oh, Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray.
Would you like to dance with me?
I've waited 23 years to ask you this.
- May I have this dance?
- My gracious.
- You know, pumpkins?
- What?
Sometimes it just takes a fairy.
Men, acting like women.
Men wanting to be with one another,
men touching each other.
Their stubbly chins
rubbing up against one another.
Touching each other.
Manly hands...
touching swirls of chest hair.
An occasional whiff
of a rugged aftershave.
Their low, baritone voices...
sighing, grunting.
They hold one another
in manly, masculine arms.
Hold one another.
Tight.
- How you doing?
- OK, I'm doing OK.
- (Barman) What can I get you?
- Bourbon.
- This your shoe?
- No, that ain't my shoe.
I'm looking for the person
that wore that shoe.
- Now the ratchet.
- The ratchet...
You know, if I can get this to work,
you may get this baby on the road.
Really? That would be wonderful.
Of course, I'm sure you'll be wanting
to stick around
for the Strawberry Social
this afternoon.
- Now, Vida...
- Ca...
You know,
I wouldn't be lying
if I were to say...
that I was really gonna miss you.
for a woman to have lady friends.
Oh, Carol Ann, I...
If we're going to be friends, there
really is something I should tell you.
- Adam's apple?
- What?
Adam's apple.
Women don't have Adam's apples.
Only men have Adam's apples.
The first night you came to town,
I noticed that you had yourself
an Adam's apple.
- Then you know?
- I know...
that I'm very fortunate
to have a lady friend
who just happens to have
an Adam's apple.
Let's just see what we got here.
- (Engine starts)
- Ooh!
You did it. Yes!
God, I ain't ever gonna be right.
(Police radio, indistinct)
Ta-da!
How do I look?
just exploded all over you.
(Dollard) We have the town
surrounded. There's no escape.
I know there's drag queens
around here.
Just come out with your hands up,
no one will get hurt.
Oh, what fresh hell is this?
It's possibly-dead Sheriff Dollard.
(Chi Chi) He doesn't look dead.
I know them drag queens is here,
None of you good people
need get involved.
All I want's them drag queens.
I know they're hiding here,
these boys in dresses.
What? Boys in dresses?
Corrupting you
with their way of life,
changing the way
things have always been!
I really don't think
that's what you want!
Whoever belongs to this shoe...
come forward now!
There's Miss Vida, come on.
I believe that shoe is mine.
- You ain't the one.
- She's not the one.
Back off, Virgil.
I am a drag queen.
I know there's drag queens
in this town!
And I ain't leaving
till they get out here!
- Can I have my shoe, please?
- You're a drag queen?
Nothing this pretty could be real.
You want to touch my boa?
That's my shoe. Ten and a half B,
girlfriend.
- I'm a boy in a dress.
- Give me a kiss, big boy.
- I'm the drag king.
- (Man) I'm a drag queen, too.
- Arrest us.
- I'm a drag queen over here.
So you can just
drag yourself on home.
- What you so afraid of?
- (All jeering)
You're gonna really regret this.
You have no idea how dangerous
No idea! You're gonna regret it!
All of you are gonna regret it!
I promise you will!
(Knocking at door)
Miss Vida?
Auntie Noxee?
- Are you hearing this?
- Yes.
I didn't even want to come here, now
these people are standing up for us?
You know, Vida...
you were absolutely right.
About what?
I mean, now I realise that...
you gotta take chances.
Because you never know,
you know what I mean?
I'm gonna make Hollywood
wherever I am at.
I would like...
Stand up, Vida.
I would like...
to go to Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania
and walk into that imitation
Tudor-style house...
Stand up, Vida. Stand up.
...and I will say,
"My name is Miss Vida Boheme."
- Go ahead, girl.
- "Your approval is not needed."
Approval neither desired
nor required.
"But I will take your acceptance."
from now on, I'm going to.
And when I find
my honest and true love,
And I don't care
Everything I touch
doesn't turn into caca.
- What does she know?
- Right.
And I'm gonna try and find
a foundation
that's a little closer
to my actual skin tone.
Idiots! Look at them!
Look at them. Perverts.
When the founding fathers wrote
the Declaration of Independence
and the Constitution,
"Liberty and justice for all",
they didn't mean that.
I can tell you one thing about them
founding fathers of America.
- What's that?
- They sure had fabulous wigs.
You'd better feel it.
This is my Aunt Martha's dress.
she was big in the shoulders.
- Thank you, girl.
- Oh, sweet pea.
Listen to your Auntie Vida.
I want you to believe in yourself,
imagine good things and moisturise,
Miss Noxeema.
Miss Clara.
Now, listen,
when you get to Hollywood,
you give this letter
to Mr Robert Mitchum.
I will. I promise you.
I'll guard it with my life.
Thank you. I'm gonna miss you.
I'm gonna miss you, too.
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
I hope she leaves me those albums
in her will.
- All right. Can I hear it?
- Good afternoon.
Sounds wonderful. The shirt is fierce
and the hair is working.
Take care. Be good to yourself.
Vaya con Dios, Miss Chi Chi.
You ruin my language
and I still love you.
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