To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 109 min
- 4,999 Views
Is that who you have
your little brown roots set on?
- Yeah.
- Shush.
(Chi Chi) No, mamita, please!
- Evening, ladies.
- (All) Good evening, Bobby Ray.
I come to ask somebody out
to the sociable.
- Well, I declare.
- I declare.
- I declare.
- I decline.
Well, er, it's tomorrow afternoon,
so I best be asking.
(Clears throat)
- Bobby Lee?
- Yes, Bobby Ray?
Could you do me a favour
and take the little ones inside?
I need to talk to
Miss Chi Chi Rodriguez in private.
Bobby Lee, mamita,
don't be so sensitive.
- Bobby Lee!
- She's so sensitive.
(Vida) Bobby Lee.
(Chi Chi) I didn't know it'd happen.
- Er, Miss Chi Chi...
- Won't you come back in an hour?
- Er...
- Shh. Just say yes. OK. I'll see you.
It's absolutely
out of the question.
You're not my mamas
and you can't stop me.
Darling, you most certainly will not
be going out with Mr Bobby Ray.
Why not? We got a lot in common.
For starters, the same business
in between your legs.
Poinky-poinky-poink-poink!
If he gets a whiff
of your wiles, darling...
It's the "why I'm always right
and you're wrong" song
sung by
her lonely breasteses herself.
What do you know about relationships?
- I mean, who loves you, baby?
- Be quiet, Chi Chi.
Nobody, that's who.
Not even your rich mommy and daddy.
Oh, oh! I know what this is about.
This is about jealousy
because I'm going out with a cute boy
and you ain't. Hello, goodbye.
You are deceiving that child. That boy
does not know which end is up
and you know that Miss Bobby Lee
is in love with him.
So what if she is?
Maybe I want something?
What's wrong with that?
Miss Girl
is dealing with some demons.
- I will not allow you to play games.
- Allow? Allow!
There are human rules
by which we operate, sweetheart.
I'm so sick of
this freakazoid white lady
telling a black lady and a Latin lady
which way is up, down and under.
You can laugh but I hope you pack
that Cadillac because I'm staying.
You're staying? Well, Miss Jennifer
Holliday, go ahead and stay.
Don't forget to write.
She truly does have
a piata for a head.
Don't go there, Vida.
She's an oppressive gringa
with a pinga.
- All right, y'all.
- You are a puta Spanish fly.
- Don't go there.
- You are an uptight, cellulite,
fossil-face, cracker witch.
Listen to me, you little
sway-backed, Third World...
- She went there.
...selfish piece of street trash!
You're the selfish one,
bossing people's lives around
without them even asking you,
Mrs Ann Landers pain in my culo.
- How dare you think that...
- (Raised voices)
What is that noise?
You want to know? That's you
running into everybody's house...
Shut up, Chi Chi!
(Chi Chi) When I look at you,
- Virgil's beating up Carol Ann.
- Most likely.
Well, we have to help her.
No, no. Vida,
there are times when you help people
and then there are times
when if you help people,
you ends up being killed,
so you don't help people.
She trusts me and I trust her.
There's a fine line
between trust and stupidity
and there's people you don't trust
cos they will stab you in the ribs.
I thought you had learned
a little bit more than this.
You need to mind your own business.
What is going on upstairs
has nothing to do with you.
You deal with what's going on
right here.
Mami, save it.
Everybody's business is her business.
You go ahead, girl.
You're gonna get screwed.
You're not a queen
because you sit on a throne,
you're a queen because
you couldn't cut it as a man
so you had to put on a dress.
- What did you say?
- You heard me.
I've had quite enough...
(Carol Ann and Virgil arguing)
(Virgil) What the hell?
Vida, please. No. It's OK.
Carol Ann, I'm sorry
but I cannot take this any more.
Noxee, could you take care
of Miss Carol Ann?
Virgil and I
have something we must discuss.
So, I gather you like hitting ladies.
Some ladies need to get hit.
Then, conversely,
some men need to be hit back.
Oh, God.
Virgil's gonna hurt Vida so bad.
Carol Ann, there's something
you should know about Vida, mami.
Well...
Vida works out. Vida works out.
A lot.
All right, move ahead.
All right, go ahead.
Move on.
Oh, man, sometimes I think we should
just get rid of all the men.
(Vida) Well, not all of us...
them are bad.
We just need to get rid of
all the men.
(Noxeema)
You're just post-traumatised.
Well, maybe Mr Rogers.
I mean, he just seems sensitive.
- Well, Mel Gibson. He has a cute can.
- Oh, please!
Yeah. He can stay but
he's not allowed to think or speak.
Psst!
Shh!
My goodness. You're always on time.
disappoint me.
How could I disappoint you? I'm your
knight in a shiny pick-up, remember?
Of course I remember. My knight
Oh, God, it's so beautiful
out tonight, isn't it?
Yeah.
My whole life
who will understand
how I felt inside
and someone who
would hold me for always
and then you showed up
and you were it.
You make me feel like
the most perfect girl.
I don't have to do that.
You are the perfect girl.
- Sorry, no.
- I mean it. You're beautiful.
- Please.
- You've got class, glamour.
- Shut up.
- You're exotic.
Stop.
Oh, don't stop.
And there's something about
the way that you talk, you know.
Like no-nonsense. Like...
You'd never lie to me,
you'd never keep a secret from me.
What is it?
What did I say?
I was...
If you really love someone,
you could keep
one big secret from them.
- No.
- No?
I really feel that if you love somebody
with all of your heart,
then you could never
keep a secret from them.
You couldn't even sit on
- No.
- No.
No matter how big or how small.
Oh...
(Carol Ann) We're saving Mel Gibson.
(Vida) With a gag.
(Carol Ann) Right. Mr Rogers,
Keanu Reeves, Denzel Washington...
- And...
- And Bobby Ray.
Yeah, you mustn't forget
about Bobby Ray.
Bobby Lee, I've been thinking about
a lot of things lately
and I don't want Bobby Ray
because he's such a local, right?
So go ahead. You can have him.
Just take him. He's yours, baby.
Go ahead and take him.
- Good for you.
- Chi Chi.
- What?
- That was so very generous of you,
putting someone else's needs
before your own. It was special.
It was step three.
Absolutely step three.
Abide by the rules of love.
- Really utterly fabulous. Sit here.
- Here, honey.
Chi Chi...
I am so very sorry that I called you
a sway-backed, Third World
little whatever. I didn't mean it.
It's all right, baby. I deserved it.
a dinosaur, cellulite,
white trash farty old white woman.
- Forgiven?
- Forgiven.
- You are lovely.
- You're too much.
Are you serious about Bobby Ray,
Miss Chi Chi?
Baby, you can have him.
I've got a million dream lovers.
I've got a broken heart
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