To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 109 min
- 4,999 Views
I can remember
almost everything she's ever done,
from Serenade Sun Valley
to Bahama Passage.
Gorgeous performance.
After that was Hit Parade Of '43,
Drums Of The Congo.
No, no, no - Drums Of The Congo,
then Hit Parade Of '43.
Then between that and Carmen Jones
she did something... Road.
Road... road.
- Bright Road.
- Thank you.
Carmen Jones
and then Island In The Sun
and her co-star in Carmen Jones
was Miss Pearl Bailey,
whose birthday I think should be
a national holiday.
Did you say something?
Carmen Jones,
then Island In The Sun,
then Decks Ran Red,
then, oh, yes, Porgy And Bess.
Oh, spectacular.
Then there was... er... er...
- Tamango.
- Tamango...
Malaga.
Malaga.
Honey, when did you
start talking?
Wanna try Lena Horne?
Go, girl.
Feature debut, 1942.
(Both) Panama Hattie!
That's wonderful.
That is just wonderful.
You're not gonna start
walking across water
and making the blind see, are you?
You put spices in here.
Some fell in. I scooped them out.
You do this to make me mad.
Why do you want to make me mad?
- I scooped them out.
- Why are you arguing with me?
- I'm not.
- You want me to hit you?
Take them out.
- Jimmy Jay?
- Joe.
- Joe Jay.
- Jimmy Joe.
Can we have one ladies' cocktail...
- Miss Clara!
- I know her.
- Hey, girl.
- Hi, sweetie. Sit here.
- Hi. I'm Noxeema.
- How do you do?
- Noxeema Jackson.
- Noxeema?
Uh-huh. Jesse's daughter.
So, Beatrice,
what are we working on?
We are working on decorations
for the Strawberry Social.
- Strawberry Social?
- The biggest thing in these parts.
We're doing it tomorrow.
We all make strawberry pies,
we take them into the centre of town,
then we eat the strawberry pies.
Then we go home.
Oh, lovely! Une fte champtre.
- May I?
- Oh, please.
Is there music and dancing and...?
We used to have a hollering contest
but some people didn't like it.
We give out ribbons
for the best strawberry pie.
- Theme?
What do strawberries say
to anyone here?
Well, erm...
Strawberries are red.
Good. That's a start.
- Wild strawberries.
- Yes, wonderful!
- Red and wild. That's your theme.
- What?
Red and wild is our theme.
You know what we should have today?
- A day with the girls.
- A day with the girls.
Somebody has to drive me
to Greenville. Come on.
A day with the girls,
like in New York high society!
Merna, what's a day
with the girls?
Katina,
first you do volunteer work
and then you get your hair done,
then you pick out a new outfit
and then you go sit
in a cafe and talk.
I've never heard
that expression before.
I'm Merna. I run the beauty parlour.
Beauty parlour?
Here, here it is!
Oh!
(Boy) Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Man! Look at that!
It's like living
in a Tex Avery cartoon.
I think we should
just ignore them.
Oh, no, no, no.
Noxee, please, no.
What's all this noise?
Oh, baby.
You are a whole lot of woman.
I know what you need.
to give it to me.
- Oh, no?
- Tough talk.
Thank you.
I think you should apologise to me.
And I also think you should
apologise to those ladies.
I ain't apologising to no ladies.
No way.
No way.
Just as I expected.
Well... do you like my nails?
Walk.
What can I say?
She's had a difficult life.
What did you say your name was?
Your name?
- Tommy.
- Tommy, Tommy.
Well, Tommy, this is Miss Vida
and Miss Clara
and this is Miss Katina
and Miss Merna,
Miss Loretta and of course
Now, Tommy, when you encounter
such gorgeous ladies,
is to say,
"Good afternoon, ladies."
Can you say that, Tommy?
Good afternoon, ladies.
Unless it's the evening
and then you say what?
Good evening, ladies.
Go home, take a bath, comb your hair
and please put on a clean shirt
when you step outside.
It's an affront
to the very delicacy of my nature.
Miss Clara.
You just got to know
how to talk to people.
And a four and a five
and a six
and a seven and a eight.
Children, and one.
Pli on two.
And three, opening four.
Come, come, come.
Hello, you handsome thing.
- All right. No colours.
- No. No. No. No.
We just have-have
w-what's on the f-floor.
- We're not gonna have much luck.
- It is looking somewhat serious.
- (Noxeema screams)
- What?
- Oh, my God!
- What? Speak to me.
Oh! Oh...
Oh! Oh! I can't believe it! Oh!
Look! They're from the Sixties!
there's something for everybody.
T-That's just s-stuff my grandma bought
w-when she opened.
It never s-s-s-sold
and she never s-s-s-sent it b-b-back
and we were gonna g-give it
to Good-Good-Good...
Good-Good-Good...
- Can you believe? I can't believe!
- Good-Good-Good...
Look at this. Look, look.
Oh, Miss Clara,
you're gonna look like Emma Peel.
Ooh! Sorry.
Goodwill.
- Yes. For me.
- No, no, no. No, this is mine.
Oh, there's this fringe, honey.
This book has been
sort of a Bible for me
and, well... here.
"DV.
"The Au-au-autobiography Of Diana
"V-Vreeland."
And l-I-I-I should read this?
Oh, hon, you should commit
sections to memory.
Check yourself, Loretta,
before you wreck yourself.
Acting real proud of yourself
like a New York City girl, huh?
- God! It's still too spicy.
- I scooped them out...
Don't argue with me because
if you argue, you're gonna lose.
- It's too goddamn hot!
- No!
(Noxeema) Eartha... (Purrs)
Miss Kitt to you.
Dinah Washington
sitting on this shelf getting dusty!
Honey, we should play these.
The air should be filled with music.
- Here, put this on.
- Oh, no.
- Why?
- No, I can't do that. It's too big.
It can never be too big.
Here, put this on.
Come on. Dance with me.
"That season,
we were loaded with pizzazz,
"earrings of fuchsia and peach.
"Mind you, peach.
"And hats. Hats, hats, hats.
"Hats for career girls.
"How I adored Paris."
Jimmy Joe, this is not
just a restaurant any more.
You have turned it
into a lovely caf.
A caf?
Now slap a dollar surcharge
on every bill out here. Paid for.
Thank you, my little Miss Vida.
I've got a secret romance.
Couldn't you just lose it?
- To say the least.
- I got a secret romance, too.
Oh, shut up. For real?
And this secret romance
is very handsome, I hear.
Miss Vida!
Mine, too. What a coinky-dinky.
And he's so sweet.
Mine, too.
And, oh, he's so strong.
Let me tell you,
my papi is built like a brick...
- Let's go.
- Ow! What's the matter with you?
Bobby Lee, listen. The way
to make things happen is imagine.
Imagine.
Oh, Carol Ann, what on earth...?
I'm just so clumsy. I mean...
Virgil yelled at me.
I mean, he called out to me.
And, well, I just spilled the stew.
Hon, do you, like,
ever not cry in this room?
(Laughter and quiet chatter)
(Noxeema) Oooh! Guess what I see.
- I spy with my little eye.
- What is this?
Somebody's coming courting.
Miss Vida, I just kept thinking
it was happening.
I imagined just like you said.
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