To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 109 min
- 5,018 Views
would you be my butter?
(Noxeema) My God.
This is my idea of hell!
- Careful.
- Who is their art director? Ma Joad?
We will make the most of it. Watch.
Pardon me, kind sirs. Pardon me.
Thank you.
My name is Vida Boheme
of the Manhattan Bohemes
and my travelling companions and I
will be staying in your fair hamlet
for the weekend.
Are there some historical points of
interest that we should not miss?
She can't hear and she don't talk.
She's just a little...
Oh. Oh...
There's nothing interesting here
for you, you're from New York City.
But we'll try to be accommodating.
Well, er, thank you.
Pardon me.
But let's just all suck it up
and make this place tolerable, OK?
Now, ready?
Operation Decorator Storm.
- That's him.
- Jeez!
- This guy's living.
- You think?
- Sheriff Dullard?
- Dollard here.
- Your badge says Dullard.
- It's a misprint.
- Sheriff, what happened here?
- I was attacked.
- (Woman) Hello, Loretta.
- Hello.
Alcoholic. Low self-esteem.
Her daddy used to call her Baby Ugly.
She took to the bottle
as soon as she could swallow.
Over there. Her and her husband
ain't had sex for nearly seven years.
Another mess is the youngest
of the Budd family over there.
Poor thing, he's got a sad little...
st-st-st-stutter.
It'd bring a tear to your eye.
Then there's Clara.
You can say anything to her.
She don't hear, she can't talk.
- She can't hear you?
- No.
Your stockings are falling down!
There's no medical reason. Ever since
her husband lost the movie theatre
and he run off with that lady film -
what do you call it? - Distributor.
Oh! Now, over there is Jimmy Joe,
who runs the Rooster and Pony.
you'd ever want to meet.
Robert Mitchum?
Yoo-hoo!
Excuse me, you forgot something!
Hello! Excuse me!
You forgot your picture!
I picked it up because
I didn't want it to get dragged...
Oh, no, girlfriend...
Did you just do a U-ie?
Oh, girl. I'm coming.
I'm a-coming! I'm gonna get you.
I'm just trying to give you back...
Ooh! Ow!
I don't find this funny any more.
Sheriff Dollard,
we've read your filed report
regarding the assault
in your jurisdiction
and we should ask a few questions
before we pursue this case.
First off,
with regards to the assailant,
are we correct in summarising, if
we can clarify matters by saying that...
you got beat up by a girl?
They were not girls.
They were boys, three of them,
and one of them was black.
- May we see Exhibit A?
- Found at the scene of the crime.
All right!
They were dressed up like girls
but they were boys.
You sons of b*tches.
Don't laugh at me!
I was attacked by perverts!
If you won't do something, I will!
- Mrs Dollard...
- Give me the shoe.
- Mrs Dollard.
- Shut up. Just shut up!
I'm gonna bring back three corpses.
And when you look up their dresses
if you don't find something
you shouldn't find,
- I don't know what.
- (Laughter)
I was a Fresh-Air Fund kid.
They used to take us troubled kids
into the country for picnics...
I didn't know
it was gonna be a party.
Liquorice, anyone?
I guess it's a poker party, you got
all your players, you don't need me.
Looksies, no feelsies.
Anybody read any good books lately?
(Horn honks)
Come on!
That's how you pick up a lady.
Carol Ann, darling,
we need more towels.
We've gone through the first 14
but, you know, girl stuff.
- Are you crying?
- No. Just chopping onions.
TVW - the very worst.
Quick household hint, if I may.
Put these on
and it will shield your eyes...
- No, don't.
- Oh, darling, what happened?
Nothing.
You are going to have a shiner,
put a steak on that.
These boxes
dropped on me from that closet.
Anyway,
I got to get this dinner ready.
- Oh, oh! May I?
- What's that?
Just a little spice.
- A little paprika...
- No, don't! No, don't!
- We don't use spices here.
- I am sorry.
- Virgil does not like it.
- I'm just pushy.
Virgil does like his way,
doesn't he?
You're very observant.
As a matter of fact...
I can't help but observe right now
that there are
I think that maybe you'd better
just let me finish this alone.
Surely.
And the box in the closet?
Good one, darling.
I used to tell people that when
my father called me cruel names,
it was just because
of his sense of humour.
If you need more towels,
you'll find them in the closet
down at the end of the hallway.
Hello.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Wow. Miss Thing got
some stuff in here.
Mind if I sit?
That little run you took me on
really took a lot out of me.
Not that I'm not in shape
or anything, but...
Those boys didn't hurt you,
did they, Miss Chi Chi?
Just a little bit, Bobby.
Nothing time won't heal. Thank you.
Look at your eyes. They as blue
That's Bobby Ray.
Bobby Lee's a girl.
I'm sorry. Is that your girlfriend?
No, I don't got one of those.
A girlfriend, I mean. I got a name -
Bobby Ray but you know that.
Sorry. They have a mind of their own,
you know. My goodness.
My God, that was so brave
what you did back over there.
Aw...
You were just like a regular
knight in shining pick-up truck.
- Stop it.
- What time are you due...
Bobby! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
That's so romantical.
God. I don't have the words.
Don't cry, Miss Chi Chi.
Please don't cry.
Miss Chi Chi, if you were my girl,
you'd never cry for anything,
except maybe from happiness.
You said a mouthful.
- Let's go.
- All right.
Don't think that I can't see you,
Miss Bobby Lee. Come, come.
So, you are Virgil and Carol Ann's
eldest, am I right?
Yeah. How did you know?
I'm the eldest in my family, too.
Wow.
They only grow in darkness and dank
but sweetness, how they blossom.
- You know a lot.
- Oh, please.
I guess it's on account
of what you really are.
Bobby Ray told me
what you really are.
- He did?
- Yeah.
You're a career girl.
Oh! Yes. Yes.
Oh, no. You can be anything you want.
You just imagine
good things happening
- and you make them happen.
- Oh.
Well, what if what I want to imagine
is a boy I want to go out with?
You might want to set your sights
a tiny bit higher.
Just to start off. Then I'll work
on the career-girl stuff.
(Noxeema) Miss Vida thinks
that I don't have a dream.
I don't need a dream. I have a plan.
I'm gonna tell you what it is
because I knew I could trust you,
being as you're not a big talker
and everything.
My plan is that, while in Hollywood,
I will be approached by an eminent
producer - at the lvy, no doubt -
to star in the lush film version
of the life
of Miss Dorothy Dandridge.
Oh, yes. That noble blacktress
who never played domestic help
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