Toilet - Ek Prem Katha

The Father of our Nation, Mahatma Gandhi

wasn't just the first 'Satyagrahi'...

but, also the first

cleanliness activist too.

Even though it's been 100

years since Chaparan Satyagraha...

...we still couldn't get

rid of the filth in our country.

But now, under the leadership

of Prime Minister Narendra Modi...

...Gandhiji's dream of clean

India will become a reality...

...on his 150 birth anniversary,

that is 2nd October, 2019.

This is our small

contribution to his campaign.

Our heartfelt homage to Gandhiji.

Once she starts insisting,

there's no way to turn her down.

You just can't say no to her.

So why don't

you go for a third one?

I am not Farah Khan.

She's already had triplets.

But here, keep continue...

And if you're so fascinated by the idea

then why don't you try for another one?

Forget it...

I've my hands full

with one Ninja Hattori.

By the way, Chulni,

how is your mother-in-law's knee?

It's as good as new.

No wonder she's been racking

her brains a lot recently.

My mother-in-law

has lost her marbles.

She makes me slog over the

sewing machine all day. - I see...

Well, speaking of machines, I've heard

Neelam goes on and on like a machine.

What have you been feeding

your husband these days?

Tell us too.

She can't stop smiling.

Tell us too.

- Spill it out.

Our husbands

fall flat on the bed...

...as if they were

moving mountains all day.

Tell us...

Where did you

find this magical herb?

Tell us.

Tell us.

Oh, my...where

did you get that done?

Well, last month he took

me to Delhi...for sight-seeing.

We must get one soon too.

Normally, men get us pregnant

and then forget all about us.

Listen to my mother-in-law?

But why?

She just needs a reason...

You'll get a stomach-ache...

Who is he?

Oh, mY---

That rascal intentionally

flashed his light on us.

You are right.

- Rascal.

N", YlIl-I g0, I can't come?

Sonu has made a mess at home.

Hey madam, won't you let me pass?

If I flash my dipper now,

you'll get furious.

Keep flashing

your dipper now. Rascal.

Jaya...

- You taught him a good lesson.

Bye.

- Bye.

"There are many

beautiful girls.."

"But all eyes staring at you.."

Oh my, God! Oh my, God!

"But what do I say about me..

Even the moon praises me.."

Is someone going to lower

the volume of the television?

It's pointless...

"Oh my baby doll of gold.."

"Oh my baby doll of gold.."

"Oh my baby doll of gold.."

"Oh my baby doll of gold.."

Kakka...you won't see more that way.

Actually, son, I can see more.

My number has increased.

What are you saying?

- Yes.

Kakka, let me take a look.

- No.

Just once...on | y once...

- I said...

I hope you can

see all big and clear.

Vidya, you just broke

our concentration.

Scenes like these...makes

it a good morning.

Jagdish, my son...why

did you change the channel?

Why did you change the channel?

- Yes, why did you?

If he can watch it in

front of his daughter-in-law...

..then you can also watch

it in front of your young daughter.

She watches it on her mobile,

he on the computer.

And I watch it on the tv...

...Instead we should

all watch it together

Why not? Let's forget all shame.

Listen Sunny...

- Huh?

I mean... what's her name?

- Vidya?

Listen Vidya,

I may have a dirty mind.

But I have a clean heart.

And...one of the most religious"

..and cultured country in the world

has one of the largest population.

Kakka i had.. no contribution in it.

I only have one daughter.

And for a fact,

she's so pampered...

...that she's still studying

when she should've settled down.

Haven't you seen kakka's

Japanese degrees?

Yeah.

It's only natural for some of his

talents to rub off on his granddaughter.

I wonder what good are these

Japanese degrees in agriculture.

No one even knows

what's written on them.

And you know.

- You're spoiling our daughter.

Me?

- Stop all this right now!

Don't you have any shame?

"Fair boys... fair boys..."

Sunny, again?

Not you"

"I sway my hips and dance.

I wear my earrings and dance."

Is it her birthday today?

You're going to look stunning

in your wedding dress.

Even you'll look quite

appealing in your suit.

Keshav, why do you keep playing

with my thumb all the time?

Can't help it, baby.

That's as far as I am destined to get.

Never imagined we'll he

getting married on the same day...

...hut to different people.

Naru's calling. Here.

Yeah, go on.

- Radhe-Radhe, brother.

Only five more minutes before

the Auspicious time to start.

Are you planning on starting a war?

The bride's family is waiting.

Be quiet...you make it sound

like I am marrying Mallika Sherawat.

Doesn't matter... at least

she has the same name.

You see... the wedding

cards have been distributed...

...guests have arrived and

the procession is ready to leave.

So...where are you?

Naru.

- Yes.

Is that Keshav?

Tell him,

if we miss this auspicious day...

...the next auspicious date

comes only after 36 years.

Tell him.

I'm sure you heard everything.

Tell him...I'm going

through a break-up.

This will take time.

So...what are your plans

for your wedding night?

What about you?

Don't forget to take

the glass of milk on time.

Forget it...

Your beloved wife will bring

an entire milk dairy with her.

Well, then I'll send you

all the cottage-cheese you want.

My God, cottage cheese

makes you blush.

I wonder what you'll

do if I say cream?

Well, that's the

end of this love-story.

Now go marry your groom.

Iwish you had mustered some

courage to talk to your father...

...then you would he

getting married to me.

And not with that Mallika.

Doesn't matter...we both

had our share of fun.

We had some really

good time together, right.

Listen... we'll keep meeting

even after the wedding, won't we?

After the wedding... never!

I have a strict policy...

Never fiddle around with

someone's television or wife...

You'll get the shock of your life.

Oh my boy of principles.

Are you going to post your

wedding photos on Facehook?

Iwill, sis...

Get lost. Go marry that milk-maid.

Radhe-Radhe, brother.

Brother, father is very furious.

Then ask father to sit

at the dais in my place.

Guess you're in a had mood today.

But this is amazing...

You give those girls

driving lessons, but...

...they switch partners when

they need a permanent driver.

You know what,

the day I find my kind of girl...

...I swear I will rattle

Panditji's world.

You can say anything

you like out here.

Because you can't say

a word in front of father.

Come, brother. Time to suit up.

Sister-in-law Mallika beckons you.

"Mallika is all grown up..."

"...like a dairy of milk."

[Chanting prayer]

Come, Sister-in-law.

He's Manglik.

Plus, the planets and stars

in his birth-chart are unfavorable.

Only this Buffalo

can save his life now.

Congratulations.

Finally, there's some

hope for Keshav to get married.

Only when we find someone

with two thumbs on her left hand...

...can he get married?

Isee?

- Yes...

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