Toilet - Ek Prem Katha Page #2

Bless you.

Bless you two.

Great...

That's called moving up in life.

From Mallika the Buffalo

to Mallika the sister-in-law.

Congratulations, brother Keshav.

Naru!

Naru.

- Yes.

Where are you, you numhskull?

- Coming, father.

Have you got ants in your pant...

...that you're running

around like this. Huh!

The shipment hasn't arrived yet.

Well, father, we've already

placed an order for cycle chains.

Brother and I will catch a train

and go buy those tubes for the cycles.

The accounts are in a mess.

It's hard to believe

there's a discrepancy...

...on brother

Keshav's watch, father.

Really? Where is your brother?

Enjoying his honeymoon?

Tell him.

- Yes, father.

This week I will sit in the shop...

...Chandu will take an off,

and you two will do the cooking.

Okay father...

But father...

Radhe-Radhe, brother.

- Radhe-Radhe.

Cooking bread, are you?

You know what,

I can't see you in this predicament.

Should Icall

sister-in-law instead?

She will cook bread for you.

You're pulling my leg, aren't you?

You see...your

sister-in-law has solved...

...half the problems in my birth-chart.

- Yes.

I've 50% chances

of getting married now.

Nowjust wait and watch when I bring

a beautiful and smart wife, like me.

I'll even cook bread for her.

And you'll he fuming with jealousy.

Let's not get so

far ahead of ourselves.

Did you forget about

father's second condition?

Where will you find

someone with two thumbs?

Will she descend from the sky?

Take my advice, brother.

Forsake all hopes

of getting married.

And you should mourn instead.

Even the children of your

friends are now going to school.

And you couldn't even find one.

It's not your cup of tea.

You're going to die a bachelor...

That's the limit.

Can't we brothers talk in private?

Why does sister-in-law keep

getting offended all the time?

Uncle, move aside.

- Yes, dear.

Everyone's standing in the way.

I'll just make a quick

visit to the toilet.

I'm coming too.

Yuck...

- What happened?

At least let

me pee in peace, madam.

Disgusting peoplemwhy

can't they lock the door?

Men think why

should we lock the door?

Real maturity is about

peeing with the doors open.

No shame at all.

- Right...

They knew the door was open...

...hut thought it was against

their pride to knock.

Wouldn't you call

that impolite, Naru?

This isn't your house's

main door that we need to knock?

Of course not, it's a garden...

...where you

can take a stroll freely

Hey brother, talk to me.

Get it?

What are you staring at?

I am talking to you.

Hey, brother...

Call me rude,

but don't call me brother.

Look at your age.

Are you going to teach

this to your children too?

How can I have kids?

I am still a bachelor.

I see... no wonder.

No wonder he looks so desperate

Move.

I said move.

You didn't even wash your hands.

Yuck.

She just publicly humiliated you.

Doesn't matter, Naru.

It's my fault,

so I must pay the price.

What a big heart?

I washed my hands.

Are you crazy?

He just splashed water in my eye.

Crazy man.

Hey...

"May no one throw stones,

at my lover.."

Come, the station has arrived.

Let's go.

Great...you're here.

Here you go, Uncle.

- Get down.

Your cycle has arrived.

- Okay.

On-time delivery.

Bravo...

Did the blunder. What is this?

What happened, uncle?

I asked for Sunny Leone...

...hut you got

me Sunny Deol instead.

Did he ask for a lady's cycle?

I don't remember. Maybe...

What do you mean

you can't remember?

Check the order again.

- We're checking, again.

Please do.

No need to worry, uncle.

You must have a saw at home.

Just cut off that middle rod.

- That's right.

And it will he a lady's cycle.

- Right.

And uncle, you can use that rod

to drive away the monkeys.

Get on...

That's no way to do business.

- This is how we do it.

Listen...

Radhe Cycle, this isn't right.

Get lost.

- I will not spare you.

Brother, it's that way.

What are you doing?

What's going on?

Attending to the customer.

Come on...get the saw.

We'll cut off that rod.

What made you change your mind?

You were leaving.

- What's going on here?

Did you buy a new cycle for me?

I thought I'll give you a surprise.

But these guys from Radhe Cycle...

Listen.

- Yes.

I've found that thief

who's been stealing our clothes.

Coming.

It's amazing.

Well, it was supposed to he

a lady's cycle...

...hut we mixed up the order...

Why are you going off-track now?

You?

The rude guy from the bathroom.

No, I'm the cycle guy.

Your father ordered

a lady's cycle...

...hut we got

a gents cycle instead.

Doesn't matter.

This one's a gents cycle,

isn't it? I'll keep it.

How can you keep it?

It's our fault, we'll fix it.

- What do you mean?

I like this design,

I'll keep this one.

This isn't a joke.

How are you going to ride this?

There's a rod in the middle.

Hey, Radhe Cycle...

- Keshav.

Whatever your name is?

Try to keep an open mind,

not the hathroom's door.

For your kind information...

...what did women wear when

cycles were invented in 1860?

Dresses.

And the rod in the middle

was removed for their safety.

And what do we wear now?

What?

- Jeans.

So the rod doesn't matter.

Her general knowledge

is better than yours.

Doesn't matter...she's a female.

You spoke really well, madam.

But after 1860,

in 1885 came safety cycles...

...which had a chain

and peddle as well.

Ladies got their freedom

of movement after that.

Great...

Yes, but...

- I'm on your side, madam.

Idon't differentiate

between ladies and gents.

That's why I prefer trains.

There are no separate

toilets for ladies and gents.

But you must lock them.

- Of course.

Whether it's a ladies or gents.

Well, that's enough

lesson for one day.

No...please go on, I am loving it.

Jaya, what happened?

What's wrong?

You're still here.

Well, uncle, I was just leaving...

Jaya got me talking.

Shall we go now?

- Yes.

Okay, uncle...

Hold it.

If you ever have a problem,

just give me a call.

Yes.

My personal mobile number

is written behind this cycle.

Give it to your entire family.

- Yes.

I forgot to shift gears.

- Yes.

See you...

Okay.

Papa...

Brother...it's falling...

What are you doing?

Can't you see through those glasses?

What happened?

What happened?

Is that her or

am I imagining things?

That's her alright?

She's a topper.

Don't even think about her.

Do you have the number

of Kanhaiyya, the computer guy?

Yes will get it.

"Since the day we met..."

"...I can't stop smiling."

"I keep telling everyone...I see."

"Stay away from this fantasy

or life will he doomed."

"Quit smiling, silly.."

- Brother, give me tea.

"..or I'll fall in love."

- Madam, tea.

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love."

Bloody thief.

Hello. How are you, Vasudev?

Where are you?

Madam, what's the time?

9:
00.

- Thank you

Yes.

"I used to feel...love's

too far-fetched for me..."

"...hecause I had no dreams."

"But since we met,

I feel a little unrestrained."

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