Toilet - Ek Prem Katha Page #3

"I feel like

I'm lost in your eyes."

"Like sandalwood gets

dissolved in water."

She has only five fingers.

"The heart's willing

to do anything."

Move.

"Quit smiling, silly,

or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling, silly,

or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling, silly,

or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling, silly,

or I'll fall in love."

Jaya.

- Yes.

Isn't that you?

Why that...

Where is he?

Where's that bloody Radhe cycle?

why-

Who do you think you are?

Kuldeep, get a cup of tea for ma'am.

Yes, ma'a m?

With whose permission

did you put that up?

With whose permission

did you take my picture?

You think you're smart?

I'll shut down

Radhe Cycles for good.

Cancel the tea, get a cold drink.

Calm down, madam, calm down.

You're a topper.

I really care about education.

It's just a marketing strategy.

I swear since we put your face on

the hoarding, sales have gone up 8%.

And it's also sending

a message to the girls.

Whatever... I didn't top

my class to increase your sales.

I know...

- Then know this.

If you don't take all

the posters down by tomorrow...

...you will he in big trouble.

Moron!

Madam, you...forgot your phone.

As well as my mobile number in it.

Yes, Anu.

Brother,

I did exactly like you said.

But that Jeetu is

terrified of his father.

He says he won't elope with me.

Did he lose a leg?

Why won't he elope with you?

Of course, he will.

Get two tickets for

Gorakhpur Express. Yeah...

Pack your bags and

get to the station tonight.

I'll handle the rest.

But will Jeetu show up?

- Give me my phone.

Give me my phone.

You're such a disgusting man.

You're advising

someone to run away.

Who are you talking to, brother?

- Hold on.

She's my cousin.

Whether I give her my advice, or

anything else why does it matter to you?

Anu.

- Mad.

Yes, brother.

- From Gorakhpur head straight to Nepal.

Nepal?

Nepal is an amazing place.

Economical, reliable and realistic.

I'll send you money from my mobile.

- But, brother...

Listen, sis, India is a

lot more advanced now.

Radhe-Radhe...take care.

Very good.

The brother inside you suddenly wakes

up and sacrifices your own sister.

How is it right to

run from your problems?

This is the best advice right now.

This thinking...

This thinkingmhas

doomed this country.

If you have the

guts to love someone...

...you should he man enough

to admit it to your family.

Look, madam, their family

only has hatred and anger.

Because it doesn't take time

to hate someone...

...hut, takes time to understand love.

Soon the hatred will resolve until

then, let them enjoy their honeymoon.

Our thinking is so different.

No, it's not.

You're saying talk to the family,

I am saying run away'..

"but we're both

on the side of love

Crazy...

You're crazy.

Madam, listen...

It's quite late,

I'll drop you home.

No need for that.

I swear I won't elope with you.

I can go myself.

Oh God, she's so fluent in English.

Look straight...

Stop ogling.

"Just like one

needs to breathe..."

"Just like one

needs to breathe..."

"...to stay alive."

"All I need is a sweetheart..."

"...for falling in love."

"All I need is a sweetheart..."

"...for a massage."

Hey, brother,

you're in a colorful mood today.

Guess Holi isn't too far.

By the way, brother,

it's your first Holi post wedding.

What color will you

put on sister-in-law?

Every color's going to suit her.

Radhe-Radhe...

You're in love, brother.

Don't get emotional

and pull her on your hike.

Just watch, she will definitely

sit on my Honda some day.

My advice is...load her on a truck

and take her to see Agra's, Taj Mahal.

Ican build a Taj Mahal for her.

Oh brother, now that's happy Holi.

Sister-in-law's grown young.

She's become a dairy...

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

You just ruined my mood.

Get lost.

I only said milk...

No, enough.

Wow, dear...

That's a really cheap ringtone?

Who is calling?

Don't ask, mom.

My phone fell in the drain.

- I see...

I want to change your

mother's ringtone as well.

Are you listening?

He wants to throw you down the drain.

Pass me the salad.

Hey, brother, you're brushing

your teeth a lot today.

Just refreshing my breath.

I'm washing my underwear

and you're refreshing your breath.

That's what you're good for.

Brother... goggles, deodorant...

What are you preparing for?

- It's a lover's parade...

Should he grand.

[Folk Song]

[Folk Song]

[Folk Song]

It should he stopped now.

Who heats their husband like this?

They are simply venting

their anger on these poor souls.

Look at their condition.

Fine, then you don't

heat your husband.

Iwill never...

Look, there"

Hold on.. wait.. wait..

Brother,

thank God we didn't get married.

Look at the size of their sticks.

The men in our country

hate the idea of apologizing.

They certainly deserve this.

Hold on, aunty...

Coming throughmcoming through...

Oh my, God.

- He's flat on the ground.

Hey.. Radhe

- Don't heat him.

Look there... there...

So brother... no. 19.

No...

No. 1.

[Folk Song]

[Folk Song]

Listen...

I need to talk to

her today at any cost.

Okay.

[Folk Song]

It's Holi!

She will he here...

She will he here...

She will he here soon...

She will he here... he patient.

She's here...she's here.

"my ho | i..

She is looking this way.

Even her friend's good looking.

When she comes here, you guys leave.

She is still standing there.

She's here...she's here.

Tell her everything today.

Are you done yet?

Chasing me around.

Your friends even teased

you taking my name.

You've been staring

at me all this time.

You must he getting

a kick out of it, don't you?

Are you done ogling at me?

Satisfied now?

You boys think it's

right to ogle at girls?

Huh?

Look at me, I am talking to you!

All this doesn't suit you.

Look at your age.

Don't you get it?

There can never

he anything between us.

Madam.

- What?

It's already happened between us.

But you can't see it,

or maybe you're ignoring it.

You're the one ignoring reality...

There's a big

difference between us.

Du Yll get it?

I am just a college pass-out but

my GK's better than anyone out here.

I am a Pandit's (Priest) son,

but I eat eggs after praying.

I maybe over-age but, no kid

in this village can heat me in a race.

From my sunglasses to my t-shirt,

everything is a fake...

...hut I'm still

pretty rustic at heart!

Now you decide whether

you want to tie the knot with..

...some ordinary IAS,

doctor or engineer...

...or are you looking

for some romance in life.

And yes...

Let me tell you one thing honestly.

Since the day I saw you...

...I decided that I'll stand

up against the whole world for you!

And about following you around...

Here you go...

I've deleted my number.

From your phone and mine as well.

Goodbye. Let's go.

Bro, you were great today.

Bro, you were amazing today.

"Feels like these days, I've

been capriciously riding the waves."

"And never leave without watching

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