Toilet - Ek Prem Katha Page #4

my reflection in your eyes."

"How do I stay away from your thoughts

you're the only one I think about."

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love."

Take these tires,

when the customers...

Hey, Radhe Cycle.

Your nameplate's fallen off.

Put it hack.

If something's wrong with

my cycle where am I going to call?

If you can take it off,

then you can put it hack too.

You didn't have to come

all the way here for that.

Leave.

I may have studied BCA but,

my GK isn't better than yours.

I'm a Joshi's girl,

but I ride gents cycle.

From head to toe,

I am completely rustic"

"but my thinking's

completely modern.

Now you decide...

...whether you want to tie the knot

with some ordinary, homely girl or...

...do you want

some romance in life?

Sudhir...put the radium

nameplate on madam's cycle...

...so that my number

glitters even in the dark.

And see to it that

she has no more trouble.

And take this one down.

I'll do a photoshoot for you.

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love."

"Quit smiling,

silly, or I'll fall in love.

Listen.

- Huh.

Will you come to topper,

with the marriage proposal?

No.

In fact, my advice is that you

shouldn't either. Just WhatsApp her.

Aren't you my brother?

- No.

But if you still insist on going...

...then he honest with them

and tell them about the two thumbs.

They are educated people, you fool.

Let me make an impression on them first.

Otherwise, they will

show me the way out.

Will you come along?

Take me to Syria instead.

I am not coming with you.

How could I say no to brother,

isn't it, aunty?

So I had to come down to talk.

And uncle,

I knew this since the day...

...hrother put up huge

hoardings of sister-in-law.

Can I ask you a question, son?

- Yes.

I hope you won't mind.

- Not at all.

Guys your age

normally have two kids.

So why...

- There's Mallika.

I mean he will treat

sister-in-law like a queen.

Isee...

- You see...he's also past that age.

But he has many desires.

You see, aunty,

I never got the time.

In fact, I never came

across anyone like Jaya.

That's true.

Have some tea, son.

- No...

I'll get you some cola.

- Get some cola for him, aunty.

But make sure it's sugar-free.

You see, brother likes

to maintain himself.

Isee...

- Right?

No-no-no...

- I'll go get it for you.

No need for that.

- Let's get to the point.

Yes.

Do you put the holy thread

over your ear while peeing?

No...not at all, uncle.

No formality in an emergency.

No...not at all.

Mahatma Gandhi has said...

"Be the change you

wish to see in the world."

Because the world...

International knowledge.

Uncle...

Ijust love wise men.

Sunny Leone or Mallika Sherawat?

- Huh?

Tell him to stop"

What?

Sunny Leone or Mallika Sherawat?

- He's at it again.

Sunny Leone.

Give me five.

Radhe Cycle.

- Yes.

Take a seat.

Well...I completely

trust my daughter Jaya.

Ida too.

If she's chosen you, then

there must he something about you.

Yes.

- All I have to say is...

"just keep her happy.

Uncle, I can shut shop

and take up a governmentjoh.

No-no...

- Just say it...

By the way,

son, who else is there in your family?

There's me,

Naru and Panditji, my father.

All men.

Yes... mother passed

away when I was a kid.

And our grandma lives in Gorakhpur.

- Okay, okay.

And anyway,

aunty, once he gets married..

"they will carry

forward the lineage.

Children.

So let's take this one step ahead.

When is Keshav introducing

us to Panditji?

Don't ask him, sister-in-law.

Father will give him special time.

Isn't that right, brother?

Let's go see father.

He seems to he in a good mood.

I'll go first.

Guess who, father?

Now what trouble is this?

Rascals, never let

me do anything in peace.

Don'tjust stand there and stare,

say something.

Father, I was saying...

Father...

You want to go to Mumhai

to become a hero at this age.

Is business running in a loss?

Then what else is it?

speak LIP-

Father, I... he...

Brother...

- I want to get married.

Get me married.

Curses.

I can see that.

- What, father?

The volcano erupting inside you.

What? - You've got some

of father's pee on your cheek.

You numhskulls...I've

told you a thousand times.

Your wife must have

two thumbs on her hand.

We already have a buffalo

tied in our courtyard with two horns.

Let's stop ranting

about two-thumbs.

You fool...that was just to get rid

of his 'Manglik' (inauspicious) phase.

What about the faults

still left in his birth-chart?

And why do you think...

...I am insisting on getting

him a wife with two thumbs?

According to the scriptures...

...Water, Earth, Sky, Wind,

and Fire. The thumh...represents fire.

Only double fire can absolve the

final faults in his birth-chart.

So...you must marry someone...

...who has double

fire on her left hand.

Yeah...

This is really terrible, brother.

I wonder what I did

to deserve this imbecile?

Can I say something, brother?

I think you should shift in

the barn with sister-in-law Mallika.

I've another idea.

Should I ask Hrithik?

Maybe he knows someone.

You know what...

...why don't you put

up posters for this too.

"Wanted!

With two thumbs."

I'm in a real tight spot,

and you think it's funny.

Look...on a serious note...

Why don't you

tell father everything?

Hang me upside down father.

You're 36 years old...

and still scared of your father.

Not at all,

I'm not scared of my father.

Really.

- I am scared of myself...

If I lose my mind, I swear,

I will make father's life hell.

Of course.

Don't you have a solution

on your computer.

For this? No...

Only some quick-fixer

can find a solution to this.

You're right...why move mountains

when we can find a quick-fix for it.

Absolutely right, mister.

It's a question of our image now.

Brother,

two cups of tea...with ginger.

Make it good.

- Yes.

Brother, no ginger in mine.

- Okay.

Listen.

- Yes.

Can you knit?

- Yes, why?

Radhe-Radhe.

- Radhe-Radhe.

Consider it done.

0 benevolent Lord, get me married.

"There isn't a moment of peace without it."

- Keshav.

Are you dead?

- "Always keeps you on your toes."

"Spins around like

the wheel of a cycle."

"Anyone in this predicament

is always happy."

"The path of love isn't easy."

"There's nothing more

complicated than love."

"There's nothing more

complicated than love."

"I got cheated by my own heart..."

"...and started believing you."

"I got cheated by my own heart..."

"...and started believing you."

"Finally my

heart took the bait..."

"...and sacrificed

all its dreams for you."

"Small issue, lots of pain."

"There's nothing more

complicated than love."

"There's nothing more

complicated than love."

Just remember three things.

Don't try to scratch with it...

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