Toilet - Ek Prem Katha Page #5

or the nail will come off.

Keep it away from fire,

or it will melt.

And don't use it for legal purposes

it doesn't have a fingerprint.

Not at all. Never.

Congratulations on your wedding, brother.

- Get lost.

Impossible!

Just like Hritika Roshan.

Where did you find her?

Father, last night Goddess

Laxmi came in my dreams.

And in the morning when

I went to the riverside...

...this fell on me from the roof.

When she came looking for this,

I did the smart thing and hid myself.

Iswear father,

there was fire emitting from her.

She was double fire, take a look.

See, this" See, father.

Father, get me married.

Father...

Come, Come"

Hey stop please.

Who is it?

Bless you.

- Careful.

Come here.

[Chanting Prayer]

Hurry up. Hurry "P-

[Chanting Prayer]

Bless you, two.

Bless you.

Fathermdouhle fire.

- Yes.

Everything's going

to he just delightful now.

Not just delightful, now brother's

going to tango every night.

Am I right, Sister-in-law?

Brother Keshav, come please.

Congratulation Brother Keshav.

Well done"

You are great!

Come dance with me.

Very good.

Brother Keshav, do the serpent dance.

Well done Father"

Hail to Brother keshav!

Dance with me also.

Come sister-in-law.

Come brother.

Aunty, your daughter-in-law's here.

Right foot,

sister-in-law...right foot.

Come, sister-in-law.

Welcome, sister-in-law.

This is our courtyard.

Welcome.

Stop-stop-SIOP-

Let me introduce you to his first.

You're the second wife,

not the first. She's his first.

Her name is Mallika you

must meet and greet her first.

You can meet her later.

Come here first.

- This isn't right.

Listen to me...

You're in a lot of hurry today.

Do you always have to interfere?

Get lost.

I am not going anywhere.

I'm going to sleep in the middle.

What is that?

Sande Ka Tel.

- Shameless.

Here...my mistress

sent this for you. Drink it.

You can't even

take a joke nowadays.

Even you kept me in the dark.

I want a divorce, that's it.

Isee...

Let's get on with

the wedding night...

...and I'll divorce your

entire family in the morning.

Will you come quietly...or jump?

Jump,

- Jump!

Sister Mallika...

Sister Mallika, help!

Curse those two.

Sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law.

Get up.

Get up.

You already woke me

up three times last night.

I am a man, not a machine.

Useless.

Sister-in-law, recognize me?

I am Sana. We met at your wedding.

Yes, Sana, but...

It's already 4:
15.

Everyone's eagerly waiting

to welcome you to our LOTA party.

Sana, is it going to take long?

Get the new daughter-in-law quickly.

It's getting urgent.

You go, Sana.

I'll meet everyone later.

It will he dawn soon.

You go, I am coming.

Hurry up then.

We've along way to go.

Wake up. Keshav, wake up.

Wake up! - My dear, are you going

to wake me up like this every day?

Why didn't you tell me?

But Naru did

tell you about Mallika?

Stop joking-

Why were these

women calling me out?

Don't you have

a toilet in your home?

Toilet?

No toiletmwhere?

There's one in my home.

Why didn't you tell

me before our marriage?

Tell you what?

That you don't have

a toilet in your home.

Why are you making a scene for it?

Where should I go then?

Same place everyone else is going.

Socialize with everyone, get

to know everyone in the LOTA party.

Be their leader...

Be their leader!

Listen to me.

Such anger for a toilet?

If I had known,

I would've never married you.

Move!

Didn't anyone in the

village build a toilet, Sana?

No, sister-in-law,

there isn't one here.

What's the matter?

Is there a problem?

Don't you think it's a prohlem...to

defecate out in the open.

But this is important.

How can we do without it?

No walls or doors.

What if someone sees you?

- Now I get it.

I guess there's been

an incident with you.

Is everyone waiting

for an incident to happen?

Until then,

let things continue the way they are.

Isn't it?

Are you two going to chatter alone?

We're here too.

You're really beautiful.

Also, you had a love-marriage.

Yes, of course, that's what

girls do when they get educated.

Yes...that's what they

teach us in college.

She's got a sharp tongue, sister.

He was always so predictable.

We always knew, Keshav will

marry some English-speaking girl.

How much further?

- Just a little more, sister-in-law.

What if we have

to go during the day.

Control it.

Hurry up, daughter-in-law,

it will he dawn soon.

Will you just stand there

and stare at us, daughter-in-law?

Aren't your in-laws feeding you?

She feels embarrassed.

Forsake all your inhibitions

and get down to business.

I'm not used to it.

Did your parents

build a palace for you?

You are right.

Yes...there was

a toilet in my home.

I can't do this.

Listen...

- Daughter-in-law.

You'll get in trouble later.

Just watching television.

Come... Father's not at home.

You're still angry with me.

Say something.

Why are you making such a scene?

Ican't defecate

out in the open, Keshav.

Do somethingmor I'm leaving.

Father...

..we delivered Gokul's

consignment yesterday.

Some minor things to do.

I've called a handyman.

The roof was leaking.

And build a small

toilet in the room.

What did you say?

- The spare parts will arrive from Agra...

Huh?

- What did you say?

Spare parts...

Before that.

The roof was leaking.

- After that?

Build a small toilet...

What happened, father?

I can't swallow a single morsel...

...if anyone mentions

a toilet while eating.

And now our... topper daughter-in-law

wants a loo in our home.

No respect for our culture or

knowledge of our tradition and rituals.

Over-education makes

you a failure in life.

Give me some bread.

- Yes, me too...

What is this?

Father's share of bread...

Go give this to father.

Come along, father will like that.

Come.

Father, please eat...

Stop venting your

anger on food, father.

Daughter-in-law cooked this

food without going to the toilet.

I won't eat this.

By the way, father, if we can

have a living room, a dining room...

...then, we can certainly

build a toilet.

Then why take the

body to the crematorium?

You can burn me right

here in our courtyard.

And then build a toilet.

Come Jaya, it's really late.

Jaya...

Jaya, I am trying.

I've already put in

a request with father.

Darlingmjust a few more days.

Soon we'll find

a solution for this.

What solution?

Build a fake toilet,

like the fake thumb.

Trying to make quick-fixes.

- Jaya..

No-no-no...look.

Look closely who

defecates out in the open.

There should he some difference.

Here...it's your uncle calling.

Tell him...what you

thought was a smartphone...

...turned out to he a small pager.

Radhe-Radhe, uncle.

- Everything okay.

Tell me...how can there

he so much peace in Mandgaon.

We sent a storm from here.

Forget the storm, uncle,

I am preparing for World War 3.

Have faith in me.

- I do...

Keep a firm grip

on those cycle-sellers.

Hmm...

Why are you sounding so low?

Is everything alright?

Give it to me.

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