Tom & Jerry: Back to Oz Page #2

Maybe we could fix those windows.

That'd show Auntie Em and Uncle Henry.

This is creepy, Toto.

You're right. I have a funny feeling

I should keep these close.

What's going on in here?

Help!

- Oh, no. Help!

Let me go!

Oh, you terrible...

Jiminy Crickets!

How do you steer this thing?

Whoa!

- I got you.

- Scarecrow, it's you.

Actually, it's all of us.

Oh, Tin Man. Lion.

Hi, there, kiddo.

We better save the hellos

until we get rid of him.

Look out!

Where did he come from?

From Oz, the same as us.

Though getting back there might be tricky.

Until we do, let's have a look around.

So, this is the famous Kansas.

Not as bright and shiny as I expected.

-It's rather...

- Drab.

Kinda scary.

Oh, I don't know.

The locals look friendly enough.

Morning, friend, how's the view up there?

Hmm, no need to act stuck up.

I must say,

it's wonderful to see you again,

but what are you doing here?

We had to come.

- There's big trouble back in Oz.

- Terrible trouble.

It happened soon after you left.

- On our very first Dorothy Day.

- Dorothy Day?

Why, of course. You're our national hero.

Oh, me?

There we were in the town square.

Citizens of Oz,

though our good friend,

Dorothy Gale has returned to Kansas,

we've built this statue in her honor.

And thanks to Glinda's magic potion,

we can bring the statue to life

for a whole day.

Oh, it will bejust like

the kid was here in person.

And remind us of all the

good things she brought to Oz.

Things like peace,

freedom, happiness and monkeys.

- Monkeys?

- Yeah, monkeys.

Monkeys!

Whoa!

Who's that? Who's that?

I don't understand,

with the Wicked Witch gone,

the monkeys have no reason to attack.

Tell them that.

Oh, dear! I hereby banish

you monkeys to the end of... Oh...

- Cut it out!

- Pick on someone your own size!

Put 'em up, put 'em up.

I'll ride you airsick banana addicts.

Who's first?

I'll take you all on. One at a time.

One at a time.

One at a time.

Come back and fight, you big cowards.

Hey! Let me out. This ain't over, see.

Whoa!

What's happening?

Oh, it's an earthquake!

Whoa!

And all this didn't compare

to what happened next.

Oh, what did happen next?

That is when I decided

to take the bull by the horns.

Ain't that right, Scarecrow?

I haven't any idea

what you're talking about.

Me neither.

Please, fellas, tell me what happened.

Well, out came a horrible bunch of nomes,

followed by the Nome King.

Tell me when it's over.

Ruggedo, you cannot do this.

Oh, give me back my wand.

If anyone's going to wave that wand,

Glinda dear, it's going to be me.

Oh. Oh, no. You can't do this.

Boys, I'd like to converse

with the Strawman.

What do you want, Ruggedo?

That's Mr. Ruggedo to you, brainiac.

And it's not about what I want,

it's about what I get.

See?

And there's only one more thing I want.

To destroy that upstart, Dorothy Gale.

Me? But why?

I've never even met any Nome King.

You've made quite a reputation

for yourself in Oz.

With the way you've been

bumpin' off wicked witches,

you're the one to beat.

After the Nome King threw us

in the dungeon,

Glinda used the last of her magic

to help us escape.

Ruggedo was using his powers

to make a tunnel to Kansas.

We followed his flying monkeys

to warn you.

But that still doesn't explain

why he would want to destroy me.

The ruby slippers?

Glinda did say their magic

is very powerful.

That figures.

The Nome King scouring Oz

for every magical doodad

he can lay his grubby hands on.

He's a most unpleasant character.

It seems only his great fear of the Wizard

kept him underground.

The Wizard.

He would know how to defeat the Nome King.

But the Wizard flew away

in his balloon.

He could be anywhere.

Or nowhere.

How could he be nowhere?

He's a wizard. He could do anything.

Think, everyone. I'm sure the answer

is staring us right in the face.

There it is.

"Oz, the great and powerful

"appearing for a limited engagement

at the Kansas State Fair."

Why, that's just down the road in Topeka.

If we can get the Wizard to return to Oz,

I'm sure he'll set everything right.

I know.

We'll go with you to show you the way.

You're right, Jerry.

Our friends would attract

a lot of attention here in Kansas.

There. That's perfect.

Uh, uh, does this make me look fat?

Allow me.

Oh, snug.

We'll take the old tractor,

trailer and all.

No. But why?

I know they think I'm just a kid.

But I can do this. I know it.

Oh, won't you let me try?

I'll let you drive.

Oh, we can't go anywhere.

The tractor's out of gas.

You have to put fluid into a machine

to make it run.

Hmm. What a strange concept.

Well, this is Kansas, Tin Man.

Machines can't run themselves

like they do in Oz.

Oh, but they will.

Whoa-whee!

That stuff's got a kick to it.

Real high octane.

Oh, my silvers feel brand new.

Oh, what have you done?

Solved our transportation problem.

Oh, Miss Tractor,

would you drive us to the fair?

Please?

Whoa, Nelly!

Ain't you a fine bit of craftsmanship.

Oh. Oh, please.

You'll make me tarnish.

Hop on, handsome.

Everyone, let's go.

I ain't had this much pep

in my pistons for years.

Now, hands off the steering wheel,

pussycat. I'm driving. And...

Stop pushing my pedals, mousey,

'cause it tickles.

Here we go again,

off on another whirlwind adventure.

Whoa-ho!

You got to watch them bumps.

Whoa!

Scarecrow, look at you.

It's okay.

I always wanted to be a hayride.

We're off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of Oz

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz

if ever a wiz there was

If ever oh ever a wiz there was

the Wizard of Oz is one because

Because, because, because

because, because

Because of the wonderful things he does

We're off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of Oz

All off for the State Fair.

Oh! Land of ghosts, what a trip.

My cylinders need a siesta.

Now, go easy on the corndogs,

little missy.

You know how your aunt feels

about snackin' 'tween meals.

I will. Thank you.

Come on in and see every sight.

Now, this must be the real Kansas.

Oh, it's bright and shiny,

just like the Emerald City.

And everything smells like fried dough.

- Ah.

- Yum.

Right this way,

come one, come all.

Everyone answer the carny man's call.

Wonders await you just inside.

Wonders to leave you starry-eyed.

Let's see that's one, two,

three, four, five, six dollars entry fee.

Cats and mice, tonight half-price.

Six dollars?

But we haven't got any money.

Mmm-hmm. Thanks for coming. Drive safely.

If we can't pay, we can't get in.

All I have are a few

Emerald City emeralds.

They're probably worthless here.

Emeralds, chief?

Well, aren't you the lucky few

'Cause I can pull a string or two

I'm Calvin Carney.

Showman extraordinaire

And I'm gonna tell you all about

This mighty fine affair

Feast your eyes and claim your prize

You're in for quite a treat

A meager fee to come with me

And sample something sweet

Oh, can't you feel it poppin'

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