Tom & Jerry: Back to Oz Page #3

So feverishly fun

And there's no sign of stoppin'

- The party's just begun

- Ah.

Take a taste

- 'Cause we got so much cooking

Step inside the hottest joint in town

There's magic in the makin'

And there's music in the air

Come, my friend, and come attend

A mighty fine affair

- Whoa, whoa

- Whoa, whoa

A mighty fine affair

- Whoa, whoa

- Whoa, whoa

A mighty fine affair

Get your fill of every thrill

Come on and drink the cup

- Oh, kids you're in for quite a spin

- ALL:
Whoa!

So, you better buckle up

- Start jivin' with the action

- CHORUS:
Jivin'with the action

- We're flyin' free and fast

- CHORUS:
Free and fast

And every new attraction

is better than the last

There it is!

Are you the great?

Come on, everybody.

Whoo!

Take a taste 'cause we got so much kickin'

Take a taste

'cause we got so much kickin'

Step inside the hottest joint in town

Step inside the hottest joint

There's magic in the makin'

And there's music in the air

Yes, indeed, it's guaranteed

And as my guest, you'll get my best

And now you know I always throw

- A mighty fine affair

- Whoa, whoa

- Whoa, whoa

A mighty fine affair

Now, I say the magic words,

uh, nimbus cumulus destructus.

Look, there he is.

Oh, that ain't nothin'.

We had a big tornado rip through

our back forty a couple of weeks ago.

Can't you do any real magic?

Real magic, you say?

Ah, the very thing.

Prism seeds.

I say the magic words,

botanicus borealis, and presto!

Rainbow poppies!

The national flower of Munchkin Land.

Huh?

Yes, thank you.

And, uh, thank you.

I ain't clappin'. My leg's asleep.

- This guy is...

- Let's get outta here.

Who do I see about a refund?

Oh, what do they know?

I thought your show was wonderful.

Well, Dorothy, my dear.

It's us.

Oh, my goodness, it's everyone.

Tom, and Jerry, and Toto, too.

We've come to take you back to Oz.

What? And give up showbiz?

You can have your phony flowers back.

They smell funny.

Oh, that'll wash out. Uh, probably.

Yes. Well, in truth, I am growing weary

of the carnival circuit.

Uh, the folks hereabouts

just don't crave Oz-style magic.

Well, you know who does.

The Nome King.

Ruggedo?

Oh, don't tell me

that grizzled old gopher is back.

Yes, and meaner than ever.

He's seized control of the Emerald City.

Then we'll just seize it right back.

Boys, fetch my thaumaturgical portmanteau.

There. My magic bag.

No time to dawdle, my lads.

How will we get back to Oz?

Oh-ho! Well, that's no problem.

I have my trusty balloon

tethered right out back.

All aboard.

First-class accommodations for everybody.

Ooh! If this is first class,

I'd hate to see coach.

What do we do now?

We simply wait for the next tornado

to sweep us away to Oz.

There should be another whirlwind along

in three to five weeks.

Can't your magic speed things up?

I'm sorry, but the only tornado

I can summon is bottle sized.

Of course, if I had some way

of making it bigger, I... Why I...

Oh! I know!

Don't we have enough tornados

in these parts?

Oh! This has to work.

Tornado bottle, please!

Uh, just a drop or two should do it.

Oh, yikes!

It's a regular monsoon!

Twister!

Well, look at all them hungry fairgoers.

Line up, folks!

I got plenty of baby backs for everyone!

Great hell in hot links!

Hey!

Good grub on this flight!

This is it! Next stop, Oz!

And I pray we're not too late.

All hail!

All hail!

That a notable nome has come to town

A fellow fit to carry the crown

He's rising up, we're bowing down

The very scary, wonderfully hairy

Nome King

An accent on the King!

Nome King!

That's much better. Yes, thank you!

I've plotted many years

to take my place upon the throne

My friends, it now appears

the throne is mine and mine alone

So, now, you're gonna see

how fun it's gonna be

When all of Oz's citizens

are slaves to you and me

The Ozians are known

to be oppressive and unkind

They've stolen every stone

and precious emerald that we've mined

And none of it was earned

So, they shouldn't be concerned

For I will stop at nothing

'ti! what's mine has been returned

Welcome to the new Emerald City

Let the bells of doom start to ring

For no one dares to doubt

the destruction I will bring

What's mine is mine, I'm the King

What's his is his, he's the King

There's a tiny problem, though

We a slightly worthy foe

Who may prove to be a hiccup in my plan

- She slayed the witches

- She tamed the lion

Clicked her heels and started flying

H! steal her powers any way I can

gettin' in my way

Now, let me hear the people say

Welcome to the new Emerald City

That's the spirit, boys!

Such a sorry song that they sing

But it makes me happy.

And no one dares to doubt

the destruction I will bring

What's his is his

What's mine is mine

What's his is his

- Because I am the King

- ALL:
Because he is the King

He's the King, he's the King

King, King, King, King, King, King, King

King!

I hope you brought

the rest of the witches' magical relics.

Ooh, right here, sir.

Just as you commanded.

Oh, ah! Good, good!

Oh, her potions, her spells.

Everything I'll need

to finish that Dorothy forever.

What's shakin', King?

Let me out and let's agitate.

I've heard about this bug.

I'll save him for later.

Useful, but still not what I need.

I want those ruby slippers!

I won't rest until the sparkling beauties

are on my feet.

All this because he wants

a pair of red pumps?

Don't judge, new 9W-

Oh-ho! Here's a beaut, Your Nomeship.

Enchanted owl eggs.

Eggs!

Nomes hate eggs.

We're deathly allergic.

Sorry, maybe that should have

been covered in orientation.

Crash that balloon!

Dispose of everyone on board!

But bring me the ruby slippers.

Uh, begging your pardon, Your Nomeship,

but what's so special

about those ruby slippers?

I don't recall

giving you permission to speak!

No, sir.

But since you asked, as Nome King,

my domain is the land beneath Oz.

That figures.

All its mineral treasures are mine.

Makes sense.

Including its jewels.

Of course.

My soft-hearted father,

the previous Nome King,

gave away emeralds to make this city.

And magical rubies for the ruby slippers.

I want them back!

But if you take the emeralds back,

that means you'd have to move

the entire city.

Underground.

Which I will do, once the power

of the ruby slippers is mine to command.

That won't be long now.

Oh-ho! We made it!

Oh no! Look!

Oh no!

Stand by to repel borders!

Oh, no!

No!

And don't come back!

Let go!

Oh my!

Hold on!

Good shooting, ace!

This hurts me more than

it does you, monkeys!

Ooh, that's gonna hurt too.

Ah! Oh!

Never fear!

I'll repair it with

my Magical Stick 'em Stuff.

One blast should do it.

That's stickin' it to 'em.

Oh, no. They're carrying us away!

Bail out!

Uh, it's springy! Whoa!

Are you okay, Tom?

Oh-ho! Unhand me, you primeval...

Primates!

Unhand me!

Wizard!

Go on without me,

I'll join you when I can!

If I can.

Well, I'm certain he'll be okay.

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