Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry

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I leave you alone for an hour,

and you destroy my house?

And, you, you're no better.

You're both evicted!

Yes, this could all be yours.

This mansion with

all the amenities.

Located in the bucolic,

exclusive surroundings...

...of Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates.

This mansion overlooks

the tranquil landscape...

...of the Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates

golf course and the cemetery.

This is the key

that can open the door...

...to your future as a person

who lives in a really big house!

And it could all be yours

if you are the winner...

...of The Fabulous Super Race.

J. W. Globwobbler's latest

television extravaganza.

To enter this contest,

participants must supply...

...their own all-terrain vehicles,

and come on down...

...to Globwobbler Studios

in beautiful Hollywood, U.S.A.!

Only one spot remains. Enter today!

It could belong to you! Enter today!

Now look, Clown-O,

your ratings are plummeting.

I have an idea

how to juice your show up...

...and pull your polka-dotted keister

out of the fire. You need a partner.

A partner?

Yep. An animal partner.

What? Like a dog? A monkey?

A parrot maybe?

Irving, wheel in Mr. Frisky.

Hey, I thought you kids' show hosts

liked animals.

We do, sir, but this animal looks

a little dangerous.

Clown-O, animals can sense

negative vibrations...

...so get off that chair

and say hello to Mr. Frisky.

I want you and Mr. Frisky to begin

working up an act right away.

Good dog.

Stop! Get him off of me! No! No!

Hey, get him off of me!

- Mommy!

- I'm a genius!

That bear's got talent, moxie, pizzazz!

What's next?

Well, sir, if you'll remember,

we're still looking...

...for one more contestant to round out

The Fabulous Super Race.

I need something crazy and wild,

something totally unexpected.

Halt!

Action!

And this is our stunt area.

These are all trained professionals.

Don't try this at home.

- Take my hand, Clarice!

- I love you, Frank!

What's this?

From the looks of things,

they're here to audition...

...for the remaining slot

in The Fabulous Super Race.

Is this some kind of a joke?

A pussycat and a mouse?

This is about stunts

and people putting their lives at risk...

...for a big fat prize.

It's not a nature documentary.

- Call security and have these two...

- Sir! Sir, it's...

...him.

- This gives me the creeps.

- He's the president of Hollywood.

He's supposed to give you

the creeps.

Greetings, Your Tinselyness.

Imperious leader of Hollywood.

Smile, Irving.

I'm terrified, sir.

Now you look, J.W.

The girls and I overheard what you were

saying about this cat and mouse.

Yes.

They want to enter the race.

I was about to call security and...

This is the greatest single idea for

The Fabulous Super Race show yet!

Good thinking, J.W.,

you're really on the ball.

Yes, Your Sparklyness, thank you.

I was sure you'd like it.

From the looks of this cat...

...I'd be prepared to say he's the type

that would stop at nothing to win.

Absolutely. It's genius. People love

a rotten-to-the-core villain.

Someone who will do the things

they only dream about in order to win!

Remember, J.W., when in doubt,

always stoop as low as you can...

...and appeal

to people's basest instincts.

Gosh, thanks, Your Flashiness.

Right again.

Well, our work here is done, ladies.

Go forth, J.W. Globwobbler,

and bringeth in the ratings!

Well, I guess there

are two slots available.

Boys, you're hired.

Just sign on the dotted line, boys.

This will be the greatest reality game

show in the history of TV.

A show like this could make me

vice president of Hollywood.

These two are awful, sir.

Yep. It's perfect!

And we're live!

Well, hello, everybody out there

in television land...

...and welcome to

The Fabulous Super Race.

I'm Biff Buzzard.

And I'm Buzz Blister. We're here

in beautiful Detroit, Michigan...

We're here in gorgeous

Hollywood, California!

That's right, Buzzer,

The Fabulous Super Race.

It should be more exciting than

anything mankind has yet experienced...

...in its brief time here

on planet Earth.

And speaking of planet Earth, Biffster...

...that's where our race is going

to take place.

Right, Buzzatola. The race begins

here in Southern California...

...and ends here in Mexico.

And this is the "keyako" that opens

the door to our terrific prize...

...a huge giant mansion.

- She's a beauty, Buzz.

And she will go to the winner

of The Fabulous Super Race.

Let's get down to the pits and

meet our contestants right now.

You must be...?

Steed Dirkly at your service.

And I'd like to say hello to all of my fans

rooting for me, Steed Dirkly.

And might I just add

that all the proceeds I will win...

...will be donated

to my favorite charity.

And what might that be, Steed?

Me.

Well, I'm sure that warms the hearts

of America. Steed Dirkly...

...a true hero with a heart of gold.

Good luck.

Who have we got here, Buzz-A-Roo?

Why, it looks like a cute old grandma.

She looks just as cute and nice...

...and sweet and old

as she could be, doesn't she?

Why, thank you, sonny.

I'm one of those who believes

you're as young as you feel.

I have always been a fan of good

clean fun and honest competition.

And who's this cute little fella?

This is Squirty.

Oh, he's my whole world.

Squirty! Give the nice man

his finger back.

Animals just don't like you, Biff.

You've got to remember that.

Well, good luck, Grammy.

And good luck, Squirty.

And what is your name, sir?

I am Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.

I am nervous.

I've never been on TV before.

Really? Well, you're on TV now.

And where are you from, Mr. Destroyer?

I'm guessing, from the outfit,

Oakland, California!

I am from Niltor, near the outer alabaster

tower in the inner ring of green fire...

...in the dimension of darkness

ruled by the overlords of dread.

Nice. And what do you do in Niltor,

Mr. Destroyer?

I own a flower shop

and a greeting-card store.

I see.

And I suppose you're looking

for a shot at that big cash prize...

...and that fabulous mansion.

- Yes, that would be nice.

One does grow weary

of the soul-crushing darkness...

...and endless screaming

that fill the air of Niltor.

Mr. Destroyer, I'm curious...

...what exactly powers this

strange-looking vehicle of yours?

It is powered by the anguish

of a thousand doomed souls.

It sounds like he has a soft spot

in his heart for the environment, folks.

Well, good luck, Gorthan,

Destroyer of Light.

Thank you, Biff.

And you must be...?

Hi! I'm Mallory

from Watertown, Wisconsin.

Everyone calls me Soccer Mom.

Okay, Soccer Mom. And you're here in

your souped-up minivan, is that right?

Yeah. You know, between school

and soccer games...

...and my online retail business,

I decided I needed a hobby.

Fantastic, Soccer Mom.

Your kids must be very proud.

Oh, yeah. Rufus, Gunter, Angus

and Shylock are all very proud.

All those boys must be a handful.

No, Angus is a girl. Hi, kids!

Don't forget to water the sheep!

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