Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry Page #2

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Oh, and no swordplay in the house

while Mommy's gone, okay?

Well, as the French say,

bueno el lucko to you, Soccer Mom.

And that brings us to...?

I am Dr. Professor...

...a super-resourceful genius.

And I will no doubt be

the winner of this race.

As we all know, science is golden.

That looks like a pretty sophisticated

piece of machinery...

...you have there, doctor.

- Yes, it is.

And what kind of gas does it take?

- Antimatter.

- Isn't that the most explosive...

...and powerful energy source

known to mankind?

This is it. My own specially designed

antimatter engine. I never have to refuel.

It uses the most efficient

and powerful fuel source.

So, what happens if this stuff

touches matter?

It would instantly vaporize anything

in its vicinity.

What's this little thingy here do?

No! Don't touch that!

That technology thing is certainly

moving fast, isn't it, Biff?

Boy, I'll say.

And here we have a pussycat

and a mouse.

I didn't realize that vermin

were eligible, Biff.

And who on earth gave this pussycat

a driver's license?

And what do you two have to say

to our viewers at home?

That's right. They're animals, Biff,

and they can't talk.

No, sir, but apparently they can drive.

Hey! Look at this

little mouse-sized car.

It's cute.

What can you get this baby up

to, little mouse? Four?

- "Four. "

- What's this little button here do?

Okay. Okay, folks. With that,

we are ready to get underway.

And we'll see you all

at the finish line in Mexico.

And there they go!

Attaboy, Squirty!

Our contestants are going to have

to employ the first of their vehicles'...

...special modifications to get around

this notorious Southern California traffic.

And it looks like

they are doing just that, Biff.

Okay. I know just what to do now.

Hey, what's that pussycat up to, Biff?

No good it looks like to me, Buzz.

- That was a close one, Buzz.

- That pussycat is dynamite!

Well, it looks like pretty boy

is gaining, Squirty.

Squirty! No! Bad dog!

Oh, Squirty! No! Drop it! Drop it!

This naughty pussycat would do well

in the pits of Niltor.

Perhaps one of my stink pods will

give him a taste of his own medicine.

It's a hit, sir!

It's an ultra, super,

dynamic mega hit, Irving!

We can't end this thing in Mexico!

Call the crew, tell them

to move the finish line.

To where, sir?

Irving, which one of these shapes

is Mexico?

- This one here, sir.

- Let's see...

...how about if we take them to...

And here come the racers, Buzz!

Hey, I won! Give me that key.

Not so fast.

Was that a speed bump?

Oh, heavenly days. Did I win?

Now, don't get too excited there, racers.

We've just received word

from our Hollywood studio...

...that due to high ratings, The Fabulous

Super Race is going to be extended.

The next finish line

is located deep in the heart...

...of the Amazon jungle.

- What? What are you talking about?

Isn't that great?

Hello again, folks.

Buzz Blister here in the heart of

the Amazon jungle with my cohost, Biff.

Our racers are forging

intrepidly ahead through...

...this dense jungle on their way

to this very unstable...

...and rickety-looking bridge.

Here come our racers!

Oh, it looks like Steed Dirkly.

That was a close one, Buzz.

Yes, it sure was, Biff.

And here comes...

Oh, it looks like Grammy.

I hope she can negotiate the bridge

with those slats missing.

I'm right on your tail, pretty boy!

Oh, no! It looks like

Grammy's in trouble, Buzz!

It certainly does. And it's just too bad

that the rules prevent us...

...from coming to the rescue

of that sweet, very old lady.

No, that would be cheating, Buzz.

So if this lady snaps through the rotten

wooden slats of this ancient bridge...

...and falls to her doom,

we'll just have to go to a commercial.

She just seems so helpless and delicate.

So weak, so scrawny.

So noodly and frothy.

So crunchy and creamy.

Pretty impressive.

Hey! Looks like Gorthan, Destroyer of

Light, is making his crossing now.

- Gorthan's in trouble, Biff!

- Wow, he sure is, Buzz!

That heavy metal car of his may be

too much for that old bridge to handle.

Knargack the Black-Winged...

...I summon thee to appear

and use thine hideous powers...

...to lifteth me-eth over

this obstacle-eth.

Gorthan, that was some trick!

Did you train that bird yourself?

Oh, no. Knargack's soul belongs

to that of a vanquished foe...

...who's now trapped

and forced to serve.

Can it talk? Could we get

an interview with it?

I have to get going.

I'm falling behind.

Right. Well, good to see you again,

Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.

Thank you, Buzz.

Always great to see you.

I wouldn't have pegged him

as an animal lover.

I wonder who will be next, Biff.

That's funny. That doesn't look

like what's on my map, not at all.

Oh, well, signs don't lie.

Oh, darn. I just had this washed.

I'd better call GoneStar.

Hello. Thank you for calling GoneStar's

remote assistance department.

My name is Dave.

Would you like to subscribe...

...to our free music download offer?

- Oh, no, thank you, Dave.

See, I have an emergency going on now.

I see. Well, let me locate you

on my screen.

You are Mallory MacDoogle,

a soccer mom.

I have you pinpointed in a remote

and unexplored region...

...of the Amazonian jungle.

- And what seems to be the trouble?

- See now, that's just it.

I'm sinking in deadly quicksand

and I need help getting out now.

I'm afraid I can't do that, Mallory.

Just kidding. Well, let's consult

our GoneStar quicksand computer...

...and see if we can't

get you out of there.

Simply follow the prompts

on your screen.

There are many types of quicksand

on our interesting planet.

There is desert quicksand,

swamp quicksand and jungle quicksand.

You have selected jungle quicksand.

Now please choose

the jungle you are in.

Are you in A, the Belgian Congo...

...B, a Southeast Asian jungle

or C, the Amazonian jungle?

Amazonian, yeah.

Now choose what you would like to do

with the quicksand you have selected.

Would you like to A, make quicksand,

B, garden with quicksand...

...or C, get out of quicksand?

To get out, press...

Wait a ding-dang minute here.

You know, I think somebody

might've done this on purpose.

Oh, no, don't go that way, little mouse.

The race is this way, yeah!

My van sank in the quicksand,

so I guess I'm out.

Here, have an orange.

It will give you energy.

Good luck!

- Too bad about Soccer Mom, Buzz.

- Yes, I was kind of rooting for her.

But what's this?

That crazy pussycat...

...has stopped at the end of the bridge.

He's got a saw.

I sense a dirty trick coming up.

Looks like that one backfired

on the pussycat.

It sure does, Buzzalito.

And this river is infested with

pussycat-eating piranha fish.

- That's Tierra del Fuego, sir.

- And that?

That would be the Antarctic, sir.

Fantastic!

The racers will have to modify their cars

and sail across water to make it there.

That should boost the ratings

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