Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry Page #4

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to see a guy who won't give up.

Yes. But this case is hopeless.

There's no way the pussycat

will be able to make up the gap...

...between the mouse and Grammy.

Yes. He'd pretty much have to saw

the entire continent of Australia in half.

And that's extremely unlikely.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

No! He's not gonna...

He sure is gonna. That crazy pussycat

is going to saw Australia in half.

- How about that, folks?

- That's some determined pussycat.

I'll say, Biff. We'd better get off

this continent...

...before it sinks to the bottom

of Davy Jones' Locker.

Oh, you rotten, dirty pussycat.

Well, it serves you right,

you naughty pussycat.

We're going down, Squirty.

Quick, the parachutes!

Why, you ungrateful little stinker.

If it weren't for me,

you'd still be at the animal-testing lab...

...having antiperspirant sprayed

in your eyes and drinking paint.

Geronimo!

Open the chute, Squirty.

Open the chute!

Oh, Squirty, I can't...

Sir, Grammy is out of the race.

The pussycat did her in.

- It's just him and the mouse now.

- This whole caper is falling apart.

Listen up, Irving.

This race is taking too long.

The public have the attention span

of a cocker spaniel.

You'd better speed up the last leg of

the race or your sorry butt goes bye-bye.

But we told the public this race would go

through the greatest cities in the world.

And we haven't even been

to Cleveland yet.

Irving, the public doesn't want

a bunch of pretty cities.

They want action.

Action and plenty of explosions.

Now, I want this race wrapped up

in five minutes, Irving...

...or you'll find yourself sorting mail.

- Yes, sir.

Well, it looks like the lower life forms

have taken the lead.

That's right, Buzz-Buzz,

and just as well.

I think they've done something

for the self-esteem...

...of fur-covered animals everywhere.

Tom and Jerry, as the only

surviving drivers in our Super Race...

...we're giving you two nuclear-powered,

rocket-car, jet-plane, hovercraft things.

And there's a teensy change in plans.

You've only got five minutes

to finish the race!

That's right.

Once you racers leave Borneo...

...you'll cross Europe and the

Atlantic Ocean to the good old U.S. Of A.

There you'll cross the continent to reach

the finish line in Hollywood, California...

...in five minutes!

So good luck.

And may the best lower species win.

Biffette, we're here at the finish line,

where the crowd waits anxiously...

...to see if the winner

will be the cat or the mouse.

Holy smokes, folks.

We can hear them heading

right this way.

They're neck and neck.

Isn't that right, Biff?

That's right.

I too can hardly speak anything articulate

with all this excitement.

At those speeds, how long do you think

it'll take them to reach the finish line?

I'm with you. It's hard to form even

a simple sentence with this excitement.

But who will win? The cat or the mouse?

Feline or rodent? Pet or pest?

The couch-scratcher

or the cheese-nibbler? Who, Biff, who?

And here they come, folks. What

an incredible final lap. Right, Biffaroni?

And they're a mere 5 feet from

the finish line. And in the lead is Tom.

No, Jerry. No, Tom. No, Jerry!

Tom. Jerry. Tom. Jerry.

Tom! Jer...

T! J!

- It's a tie!

- It's a tie!

Congratulations, boys.

I've got good news and bad news.

The good news is, you just finished

the most spectacular race in history.

The bad news is, it's a tie.

And your contract says

you'll both have to do the race...

...all over again.

From now on, Hollywood is going

to stand for morality, wholesomeness...

...good, clean, family entertainment.

What's gotten into him?

We can't have that kind of attitude

in Hollywood.

Well, today is your lucky day, Irving.

Or should I say new head

of Globwobbler Studios!

Gosh. Head of Globwobbler Studios.

Well, how nice of you

to get me a new home...

...since you wrecked my old one.

And while we're...

Tom, there's that mouse again.

Get that mouse out of our house!

Well, don't just stand there,

do something! Get going! Go on, hurry!

Get that mouse out!

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