Tom and Jerry: The Lost Dragon

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By the authority granted to me

by the enchanted order of Elder Elves...

...I, Kaldorf the Great...

...do hereby banish you...

...Drizelda the witch,

for practicing dark magic...

...threatening to harm our hamlet...

...and using nasty, thieving animals

against our citizens.

EMILY:

And she made fun of my hat!

Remember? She said it looked silly.

Oh, uh, right, and the thing about the hat.

I mean, ahem, and the thing about the hat.

Oh, Kaldorf, how bitter you've become.

Have you forgotten all the wonderful times

we spent together?

You teaching me how to harness my power?

Ugh, I do remember.

I also remember how you grew mad

with that power.

I can no longer let my poor judgment...

...bring ruin to this town and its people.

I won't let you do this to us.

Not your niece, Drizelda.

You've mistreated Athena for the last time.

The only one being mistreated

around here is me, Kaldork.

Athena, tell this insufferable old crow...

...how well you're being looked after.

I'm sorry, Auntie,

but I'm staying here with Kaldorf.

[GROANS]

You silly little girl.

These people aren't your friends.

They're fools.

[SOBBING]

[THUNDER CRASHING]

Anyway, heh, you don't have

the power to banish me.

Try, and I'll use dark magic

to turn you all into wart ogres.

[DRIZELDA CACKLING]

[GASPS]

ALL:

You tell them, Auntie.

[GASPS THEN GRUNTS]

[GROANS THEN SCREAMING]

[SHOUTING]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[GRUNTING]

DRIZELDA [YELLING]:

You will pay for this!

[GRUNTS]

And now that that's out of the way...

...it's festival time, people.

MAN:

Festival time!

[ALL CHEERING]

Yeah! Yeah!

[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]

Heh, I'm glad you stayed, Tom.

EMILY:

You shouldn't have kept the girl, Kaldorf.

Who's to say she's not just as evil?

She is a cat person after all.

I love all animals. See?

I saved him from one of Auntie's spells.

[SCREAMING]

She carries vermin with her!

Oh, no, his name is Jerry.

Don't worry, my dear. People's attitudes

will change over time, I hope.

See, Tom? Heh.

Isn't he cute? I think you and Jerry

could be great friends.

ATHENA:

Oh, Jerry.

I'm gonna head into town to get food and

hopefully some donations for the shelter, heh.

Everyone seems to be much more pleasant

during festival season.

[GROANS]

Aw. Thank you, Jerry.

Now, while I'm gone,

you and Tom are in charge. Got it?

[CLICKS TONGUE]

[SNORTING]

[CHUCKLES]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast, buster.

Remember what happened last time?

Energetic warthogs

and construction zones don't mix.

[WHIMPERS]

Go on.

[PANTING]

[CHUCKLES]

So how's the wing coming?

[CAWS]

Wish me luck, Max.

[ATHENA HUMMING]

[MAX CAWS]

[WARTHOG SNORTING]

[WARTHOG SQUEALS]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMING]

ATHENA:

Okay, today is a new day. Just stay positive.

Elves are basically good people.

BOY:

Hey, Athena.

Hi, guys.

I hear an apple a day

keeps the witches away.

[GRUNTS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Thank you for your donation

to Athena's Shelter for Unwanted Animals.

You again? How many times

do I have to tell you?

There will be no handouts.

You will not get a bite from me, hmm.

MAN:

Attention, my good, good friends!

The preparation of this year's

Harvest Festival is underway.

[BELLS JINGLING]

We have tents the size of the town hall...

...the most beautiful fireworks display,

as well as plenty of games and prize...

EMILY:

Oh, stop daydreaming.

We are already way behind schedule.

Uh, yes, dear, of course.

EMILY:

Athena.

Yes, Emily, how can I help?

You can start by going back

to your shack...

...and making that sure none of those horrible

creatures run amok like last year.

That warthog of yours made this place

look like a war zone.

And I'm so sorry about that.

[BLEATING]

MAN:

Somebody stop that thing!

- No!

- Excuse me.

[EMILY GROANS]

[BOTH GASP]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Easy, now. You're okay.

MAN 1:
Steady.

MAN 2:
We got it.

Let's take a look.

There.

[CHATTERING]

Three cheers for Athena!

- Hip, hip!

ALL:
Hooray!

DAMON:
Hip, hip!

CROWD:
Hooray!

Hold everything.

Huh?

Remember, this is Athena.

Let's not forget who she's related to.

And if any one of her beasts gets out,

the festival could be totally ruined.

Oh, they won't get out.

I have it all under control.

Maybe we should give her

just one more chance.

I second that.

Hmm. Oh, all right, just this one time.

WOMAN 1:
For the animals.

MAN 1:
Here you are.

ATHENA:

Thank you. So generous.

WOMAN 2:

Here.

MAN 2:
Aah!

- Uh-oh.

[SQUEALING]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, no!

No, no, no.

[LAUGHING]

This isn't happening. Look out!

[PANTING]

Please, no.

[SQUEALING THEN PANTING]

[ALL SHOUTING]

[GASPS]

[SQUEALS]

[EMILY GROANING]

Get that freak out of here!

[GASPS]

MAN 1:
Who's gonna clean up this mess?

MAN 2:
Not gonna be me.

[CRYING]

ATHENA:

Oh, no.

Why do I bother?

They'll never accept me.

[SOBBING]

I'm sorry, guys. This isn't fair to you.

Someday I'll make everything better.

Someday I'll find where we belong.

[SINGING]

There's a place for everyone

For creatures big and small

I've made a place for everyone

As best I could in all

My life is like one big menagerie

But will I ever find a place for me?

[BATS SCREECHING]

I help those who can't themselves

And make them all feel good

But where's the cure for always being

So misunderstood?

[SHOUTS]

Don't get me wrong

You're all fine company

But still I need to find a place for me

Sometimes I feel as bad as you

A self-defeated elf

But maybe I can find the truth

Deep within myself

And maybe everyone will then agree

That I found a place

A warm and cozy space

When I have found my place

Yes, I will find a place

[GROWLING]

That's meant for me

Huh? Heh.

[CROCODILE GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

[ATHENA SCREAMING]

[GROANS]

Hey, I'm getting the feeling

we ain't welcome here.

Yeah. Uh-oh. Yeah, not welcome at all.

Not welcome one bit.

Go on. You should more scared

of disappointing Auntie.

Yeah, disappointing Auntie very bad.

Very bad idea.

Wouldn't want to do that.

Looks sort of scary in there.

Yeah, it's definitely very scary.

Frightening even.

- Go on.

PAN:
All right.

Uh, Tin, we ain't the first

ones who been here.

PAN:
Yeah, not the first.

Definitely not the first, second or third.

Probably number 17. Seventeen, 18.

[SHOUTS]

[SHOUTING]

Hey, look, Tin, one size fits all, ha, ha.

Quiet. We're not looking

for just any treasure.

Auntie only wants

the big round pearly thing.

She says it'll be easy to spot because...

It glows.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, you keep it, heh.

Go ahead, it's yours. I don't really need it.

I got it. Let's go.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.

- Yeah, don't like it at all. Not one bit.

- Hush.

[DRAGON GROWLING THEN ROARING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

TIN:

Run for your life!

PAN:

Running! Running for my life!

[ALL SHOUTING]

ALLEY:
Stay away from dragons.

Stay away from dragons!

[FROG CROAKING]

[CHUCKLING]

ATHENA:

Here you go, Jerry.

Oh, heh. Jerry, can you get Tom to fill this?

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