Tom and Jerry: The Lost Dragon Page #2

[SNORING]

[THUDS]

Water. Now.

[LAUGHING]

[DRIZELDA CACKLING]

DRIZELDA:

Where is it? Where is my treasure? Heh.

Come now, show your old Auntie Drizelda.

Not those trinkets.

You know the treasure I seek.

I do, and I've got it right here.

[GASPS]

No.

[CHUCKLES]

I thought it felt kind of light, heh.

Where is my dragon's egg?

- Dragon's egg?

- It, um...

- Uh, must have fallen out.

- Fallen out, on the ground, gone.

- You lost it?

- No, not really, no, heh. Of course not.

Dimwits! That dragon's egg

means everything to me.

What it contains could give me more power

than Kaldorf ever dreamed of.

I'd at last have my revenge on him

and that infernal hamlet.

Um, maybe we can find it.

Oh, you're going to find it, all right, heh.

And this time, your old Auntie Drizelda

is going to help you.

[ALL SHOUTING]

A pinch ofpotion this

A dab ofdarkness that

Ah, it's easier to seek and find

When a cat is halfa bat

[ALL SCREECHING]

Search high, search low

Search far and wide

Find me that egg

Or I'll have your hide!

Oh, it's an egg. It won't hurt you, Tom.

You do have to keep it warm, though.

Come on.

Ooh!

[GRUNTING]

Hey.

[GRUNTING]

There'll be some cream in it for you.

But you cannot move from the egg.

Hmm, I just have to find out

what kind of egg it is.

[CROWS]

Ah-ah-ah.

[SNIFFING]

No, no, no, hmm, no.

Oh, that's it!

It's a dragon's egg.

Tom, you're supposed to be with the egg.

Oh, my, it's hatching.

Mama?

[CHUCKLES]

Tom, he thinks you're his mother.

[COUGHS]

Heh, what a cute little puff.

I'm gonna name you Puffy.

[SNEEZES]

[SIGHS]

Oh, such a sweet baby.

We're just gonna have to take care of him.

Though this is the first dragon

we've ever had.

I'll talk to Kaldorf tomorrow.

He'll know what to do.

Mama.

[GROWLING]

[CROWS]

[THUDS]

Mama, heh.

Heh, good morning, Tom.

How's our Puffy doing?

Now, keep an eye on him.

Morning, Jerry.

Don't forget to make your bed.

Breakfast. Bread.

[ALL CHIRPING]

[PUFFY SLURPING]

Like the cream, Tom?

I got it special for you, just like I said.

Mama.

[HICCUPS]

[THUDS]

[CHUCKLES]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[GASPS]

PUFFY:

Mama.

Tom, you're supposed to be watching Puffy.

Huh. Where'd he go?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[WHISTLES]

PUFFY:

Mama!

Oh, no.

[CHATTERING]

Higher, higher.

A little higher.

Huh?

EMILY:

Higher.

[PUFFY YELPING]

Higher.

A little higher. Oh, perfect.

[SNEEZES]

[SNIFFS]

Gesundheit.

[EMILY SHOUTING]

[GROANS]

[IMITATING FLY]

[EMILY GRUNTS]

That's it! You've used up

the last of my patience, fleabag.

[GROANING]

[CHUCKLES]

ATHENA:

Oh, that was close.

If the Elf Elders knew I had

a dragon in town...

KALDORF:
You would be banished.

- Huh! Kaldorf.

They think only witches consorf

with the likes of ogres and dragons.

- Oh, uh, I was going to tell you.

- Well, now I know.

Well, what should I do?

Send him back to the wild

where he belongs.

- But he's a helpless baby.

- You have no choice, Athena.

Your little friend here would be all the proof

they need to cast you out.

I can no longer protect you from them.

I'm getting too old.

- Promise me you'll do as I say.

- Uh, but...

Promise.

- Well, I mean, uh...

- Athena.

Okay, I promise.

It's for your own good, young lady.

Okay, boys, take Puffy back to our house.

I didn't say when I'd do it.

I will send Puffy away...

...when he's older and can fend for himself.

Until then,

somebody's gotta take care of him.

I'll find a cage to make sure

he doesn't get away again.

See you back at the house.

[PUFFY GRUNTS]

[SOBBING]

Mama.

Ha.

Mama.

Mama! Mama!

Mama!

Mama.

Mama. Heh.

[SIGHS]

[CATS LAUGHING]

TIN:

Well, look in here, heh.

If it ain't Tommy boy.

Remember us, Auntie's favorites?

Why, you got what we've been looking for.

- I don't see no egg.

- Yeah, definitely no egg to be seen.

The lizard, you losers.

The egg's been hatched.

We're bringing Auntie back

something even better.

[CATS LAUGHING]

[SCREAMING]

[CHUCKLES]

I gotcha.

Talk about halitosis.

[SCREAMING]

[CHUCKLES]

TIN:

There he is.

[CATS LAUGHING]

Get him.

Bramble bushes!

[CATS SHOUTING]

Ah.

[HORSE NEIGHS]

ALLEY:
Anyone bring some ointment?

PAN:
Yeah, could use some of that.

Definitely could use some ointment.

Aloe vera.

Hey, guys, I'm back with Puffy's cage.

Tom! Jerry!

Why can't anyone follow directions

around here?

[FIRECRACKERS

WHISTLING AND CRACKING]

[CROWD CHATTERING

AND CHUCKLING]

Kaldorf, you haven't seen

Tom and Jerry, have you?

Uh, no, Athena I haven't.

Come to think of it,

I haven't seen them for some time now.

Oh, okay. Great.

Athena, I assume you've taken care

of the problem?

Guh, uh...

Yes, of course. So taken care of.

[THUNDER CRASHING]

[ALL GROANING]

[GASPS]

Drizelda.

Ah, Kaldort, heh, how long has it been?

Oh, right, ever since you banished me.

And I can do it again if I have to, Drizelda.

No, you won't.

You're too old and I'm too powerful.

Well, I will be.

We're not scared of you and your niece.

- Huh?

- Athena, you're not like these dolts.

You're like me:
smart, daring, vivacious.

It's not too late to come back to Auntie.

Just tell me, where is the baby dragon?

No one's seen a dragon for ages.

I'm not the only one

looking for it, you know.

Listen.

[DRAGON ROARING]

Mama?

Athena, you don't still have the baby.

[CHUCKLING]

Oh, please, Kaldort. She'll hurt him.

Let's speed this up, shall we?

[CACKLING]

[ROARING]

[KALDORF GROANING]

Kaldorf.

[HORSE NEIGHS]

[PUFFY GROANING]

PUFFY:

Mama!

- Huh?

- Oh, baby needs a nap.

Ah.

Auntie, no!

TIN:

Let's go.

[DRIZELDA CACKLING]

ATHENA:

Please!

We have to save him. He's in terrible danger.

Well, better him than us.

We've had enough of your animal antics.

- Emily...

- No, Kaldorf.

Tomorrow I'm shutting her house down

for good.

The cat, the vermin and whatever else

is in that rat trap leaves this hamlet.

And she's welcome to join them.

[DRIZELDA CACKLING IN THE DISTANCE]

Well, then I have nothing left to lose.

- Huh! What?

- Athena, where are you going?

It takes a full night's ride to get to Drizelda's

place, but I'll get there in half the time, hyah.

[HORSE NEIGHING]

[GRUNTS]

In you go.

[CHUCKLING]

[GASPS]

[CACKLING]

Is our little pet collared and comfy?

No?

Well, the sooner you help me,

the sooner this is over.

All I need from you is a little heat.

[SINGING]

You see, right here is a stone that I hold

More valuable than any riches or gold

With a power inside that can never be beat

And to set it all free

I just need some heat

Just give me some heat

A little heat

[SCREAMING]

Notjust any kind ofhot will do

Not a torch, nor the sun

No, it's all up to you

So, what do you say?

Help your old Auntie out

You know what I'm talking about

I'm talking 'bout heat

Just give me some heat

A little heat

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

So fire it up, hot stuff

What do you say?

Shall we take it easy

Or do this the hard way?

Yes, yes.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

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