Tom and Jerry & The Wizard of Oz Page #2

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Oh, no.

It's an avalanche.

- We're saved.

- Unusual weather we're having.

Tom, Jerry, look out.

Tom and Jerry, eh?

Well, you've both earned my wrath.

Ahh! This isn't over.

I'll get you Tom and Jerry,

and that little girl, too.

Good work, guys.

Now, come on,

let's catch up to Dorothy.

Someone always helps that girl.

But I'm still great enough

to conquer her.

To the Emerald City,

as fast as lighting.

Oh, Tom, Jerry.

How did you two get here?

The twister brought them here

with you.

Name's Tuffy, Miss Dorothy.

And I came along

because I want the Wizard...

...to give me some height,

on account of I'm so small.

Oh, I see.

Well, my new friends

want to see the Wizard, too.

That's right. I'm hoping the Wizard

will give me some brains.

- I want a heart.

- And I need some courage.

And all Tom, Jerry, Toto and I want

is to get back home to Kansas.

Then what are we waiting for?

Let's get to the Emerald City.

I'm afraid there's no denying

I'm small but I'm not crying

It's gonna be all right

I'd be tall as a giant

I'd be big and self-reliant

I'd be smart and rather pliant

If the Wizard's not defiant

And will serve

Then I'm sure to get a brain

- A heart

- A home

Some height

We're off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of Oz

We hear he is a wiz of a wiz

If ever a wiz there was

We're off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of Oz

Look, Emerald City is closer

and prettier than ever.

Oh, my.

Simply amazing.

We're nearly there.

Come on.

I'm feeling smarter already.

Come on, let's go.

Cabby. Cabby.

Just what you're looking for.

Take you anyplace

in the city, we does.

- Will you take us to see the Wizard?

- The Wizard?

I can't.

Well, yes, but first I'll have

to take you to a little place...

...where you can tidy up a bit,

what?

Oh, thank you so much.

We've been gone such a long time.

And we feel so miser...

What kind of a horse is that?

I've never seen a horse

like that before.

No, and never will again, I fancy.

There's only one of him,

and he's it.

He's the horse of a different color

you've heard tale about.

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho

And a couple of tra-la-las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

Buzz buzz buzz, chirp chirp chirp

And a couple of la-di-das

That's how the crickets crick

All day

In the merry old land of Oz

We get up at 12

And start to work at 1

Take an hour for lunch

And then at 2 we're done

Jolly good fun

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho

And a couple of tra-la-las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho

Ha ha ha ha ha

That's how we laugh the day away

With a ha ha ha and a ho ho ho

In the merry old land of Oz

Come on along, folks.

Look. "Surrender Dorothy."

Well, at least she's forgotten

about you two.

Oops, my mistake.

She's still pretty mad at you.

Dorothy? Who's Dorothy?

- And who's Tom and Jerry?

- The Wizard will explain it. To the Wizard.

Dorothy, we'd better see

the Wizard right away.

Oh, I think you're right.

Jerry, please find Tom

and follow us.

You can't run away, Tom.

You promised you'd protect Dorothy.

I am Oz, the great and powerful.

Who are you?

Halt. No one can see the great Oz.

But we're with Dorothy.

The... The Witch's Dorothy?

She's already inside

with the Wizard.

Don't worry, now.

I know it sounds bad,

but I assure you...

...the great Oz

is wise and benevolent and kind.

Of course, sometimes

he does get a little ticked off.

What happened inside, Miss Dorothy?

Are you going home?

Will Scarecrow get his brain?

Will I get to be big?

Oh, Tuffy, the Wizard says

he won't do anything for any of us.

Not unless Dorothy brings him

the Wicked Witch's broomstick.

But to do that,

she'd have to kill the Witch.

Oh, this is terrible, terrible.

That's right, Tom.

You give that Wizard

a piece of your mind.

Oh. Tom's a lot braver than I thought.

Okay, let's go get that witch.

"Witches castle, one mile.

I'd turn back if I were you."

At last, I've got that girl

right where I want her.

And Tom and Jerry, too.

Take your army

to the haunted forest...

...and bring me that girl, her dog,

and especially that cat and mouse.

Now, fly. Fly.

Well, what's happened to you?

They took my legs off

and threw them over there.

They took my chest out

and threw it there.

Well, that's you all over.

They sure knocked the stuffings

out of you, didn't they?

They took Dorothy

and Toto and Tom and Jerry...

...and we gotta follow them.

- What a nice little dog.

- No!

Oh, Toto.

And you, my dear,

what an unexpected pleasure.

It's so kind of you

to visit me in my loneliness.

Now, give me those ruby slippers

or your dog goes into the river.

No, please. Take the slippers.

What a good little girl.

I knew you'd listen to reason.

I should have remembered.

Those slippers will never come off

as long as you're alive.

But that's not what's worrying me,

it's how to do it.

These things

must be done delicately...

...or you'll hurt the spell.

- Run, Toto, run.

- Catch him, you fool.

Do you see that?

It's how long you've got to live.

And it isn't long, my dear.

Wanna play ball, Jerry?

Tom, Jerry.

That's the last of them.

I'll come back for you

just as soon as those sands run out.

Yo he ho

Yo ho

And halt.

Excellent work, new guard.

- Any questions so far?

- Yeah.

What does that "Yo He Ho"

song mean?

I have absolutely no idea.

Let's review what we learned today.

"Rule one:
Winkie guards

must keep track of their hours...

...and submit a timecard

at the end of the week."

Something wrong, new guard?

Okay, then.

"Rule two:
Winkie guards

receive one personal day...

...every 3O0 years.

Rule three, and this

is the most important rule of all...

..."Guards must keep all water

away from the Wicked Witch.

It's her one weakness."

Got that?

Sir, I think we have a couple

of escaped prisoners.

Well, how about that?

You're having a busy first day,

new guard.

I salute you.

It's them.

Oh, dear. Seize them.

I'm afraid this won't look good

on your personal evaluation.

You know, I'm just a guard...

...but I take my responsibilities

very seriously.

It's not a glamorous job...

...but a good guard

always does the very best he can.

If you come along quietly...

...l'll try to get you

an extra ration of gruel.

- Gotcha.

- Arrest them, old new guard.

You better not

try any of your tricks.

They won't work twice.

Are you sure

you completed basic training?

- Tom, Jerry, it's us.

- Boy, are we glad to see you.

Toto found us and led us back here.

Where's Dorothy?

"Witch." "Slippers." "Ouch."

She's locked in the tower

with only moments left to live.

Auntie Em.

Dorothy, where are you?

It's Aunt Em, we're looking for you.

Oh, Auntie Em, don't go away.

I'm frightened. Come back.

- Come back.

- I'll give you Auntie Em, my pretty.

Toto will find Dorothy. Come on.

There's more?

You mean that water

is the Witch's one weakness?

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