Tom and Jerry & The Wizard of Oz Page #3

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I'll take that.

You and Tom find some more water.

I'll go with the others and try

to save Dorothy. Good luck, fellers.

This way.

Wait, I have an idea.

Dorothy, are you in there?

I'm here.

Oh, please hurry.

The Witch will be back

when the hourglass is empty.

I'll handle this.

Stand back.

We haven't much time.

Hi.

Oh, Dorothy, we found you.

Oh, thank you. Oh.

Come on, there's no time to lose.

Oh, run.

We're trapped, don't you know?

I'll handle this.

Who dares disturb my cookie time?

That's right.

That's what you get

when you mess with a big munchkin.

Very impressive. Now run.

What are you guys doing?

We need that water, fast.

Come on.

Whoa!

We're safe.

Going so soon?

Why, our little party's

just beginning.

We're trapped.

Trapped like mice, rats.

That's right.

Don't hurt them right away,

let them think about it a little first.

Ha!

Seize them.

Seize them. Seize them.

Stop them, you fools. Seize them.

Seize them.

Guys.

What?

Stop fooling around.

Dorothy needs that water.

Hmm. Ah-ha!

There. Water.

This way. Come on.

Oh, my.

That way.

Hyah!

Whoa!

Well, well.

Ring around the rosie,

a pocket full of spears.

Thought you were pretty foxy,

didn't you?

Ha-ha-ha! Fill it up.

The last to go will see

the first four go before her.

No.

How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

Oh, no.

I'm burning. I'm burning.

Jerry, quick, the water.

I'm burning. Help me.

I'm burning. Help.

Don't throw that water.

You cursed brat,

look what you've done.

I'm melting, melting.

What a world.

Who could have thought

a good little girl like you...

...would destroy

my beautiful wickedness?

Look out. I'm going.

She's dead. You killed her.

I didn't meant to kill her.

Really, I didn't.

It's just that he was on fire.

Hail to Dorothy,

the Wicked Witch is dead.

Hail, hail to Dorothy,

the Wicked Witch is dead.

The broomstick.

- May we have it?

- Of course you can.

You've freed us all

from the Wicked Witch.

Now I can go back

to my old job as a haberdasher.

Hail to Dorothy.

Hail, hail to Dorothy.

The Wicked Witch is dead.

Why have you come back?

Please, sir.

We've done what you told us.

We've brought you the broomstick

of the Wicked Witch of the West.

Dorothy melted her.

You liquidated her, eh?

- Shh!

So you see, sir, we'd like you

to fulfill your promises to us.

Not so fast. Not so fast.

I'll have to give the matter

a little thought.

Go away and come back tomorrow.

What?

But I want to go home now.

Do not arouse the wrath

of the great and powerful Oz.

I said come back tomorrow.

If you were really great

and powerful...

...you'd keep your promises.

Do you presume

to criticize the great Oz?

You ungrateful creatures.

The great Oz has spoken.

What? Hey.

No. Stop th... Stop that. Whoa!

Oh, l...

Pay no attention

to that man behind the curtain.

The great Oz has spoken.

- Who are you?

- I?

Oh, I am the great and powerful...

...Wizard of Oz.

- You humbug.

- Yeah.

I'm afraid you're right.

I am a humbug.

What about the heart

that you promised Tin Man?

And the courage you promised

Cowardly Lion?

Don't forget

the most important thing.

He promised he'd get Dorothy

back home to Kansas.

Yeah.

My diminutive friend, you force me

into a cataclysmic decision.

The only way to get Dorothy

back home to Kansas...

...is for me

to take her there myself.

Oh, will you? Could you?

I will, indeed.

But first, I'll fulfill my promises

to each of you.

Tuffy, too? He was going to ask you

to make him big.

Yes, Tuffy, too.

My friends, I, your wizard...

...am about to embark

upon a hazardous journey...

...into the outer stratosphere.

And I hereby decree

that in my absence...

...the Scarecrow shall rule by

virtue of his highly superior brain.

The sum of the square roots of any two

sides of an isosceles triangle...

...is equal to the square root

of the remaining side.

Oh, joy. Rapture.

Assisted by the Tin Man

by virtue of his heart...

...the Lion,

by virtue of his courage.

Ain't it the truth?

And Tuffy,

by virtue of his enormous height.

I'm huge.

Obey them as you would me.

Oh! Oh, Toto.

Please don't go, I'll be right back.

Oh, but this is a highly

irregular procedure.

This is absolutely unprecedented.

Boys, please. We don't want to keep

the Wizard waiting.

Oh! Oh, my. Come back, come back.

Don't go without me,

please come back.

I can't come back.

I don't know how it works.

Goodbye, folks.

Goodbye, Wizard, goodbye.

Now I'll never get home to Kansas.

Goodbye, Wizard.

Stay with us.

We don't want you to go.

Look, here's someone

who can help you.

Oh, will you send me home?

Can you send me home?

You don't need

to be helped any longer.

You've always had the power

to go back to Kansas.

I have?

Now those ruby slippers

will take you home in two seconds.

Tom and Jerry and Toto, too?

Tom and Jerry and Toto, too.

Just tap your heels three times...

...and think to yourself,

"There's no place like home."

"There's no place like home."

- There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

- You just had a bad dream.

- Sure you did.

You remember us, don't you?

And you couldn't forget

your old pal Tuffy, could you?

Or me, the local haberdasher.

Well, she's all right now,

thank heaven.

Oh, but I wasn't all right, Aunt Em.

We were in terrible danger.

But we kept asking people

to send us home.

And they sent us home.

Doesn't anyone believe me?

Anyway, it's all right,

because I'm home again...

...and this is my room

and I love you all.

And, oh, Auntie Em,

there's no place like home.

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