Tonight She Comes Page #2

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Whose dick is not funny.

His dick is not funny at all.

'Cause it's a dick.

I think you should call

an ambulance or something.

I'm already on it.

And AAA too.

On it.

Look at you reading my mind.

Look at you suggesting not even remotely

obvious at all suggestions.

I'm good like that.

Yes, it's 1289 Timmy Creek Road.

Thank you.

They said they'll be 25 minutes.

So they'll be here in an hour.

If we're lucky.

Great.

I have two bottles

of whiskey in my glove compartment.

You serious?

Yeah, unless you wanted

to go back over to Lyndsey?

Why would I wanna do that?

She's all the way over there.

Ashley!

There's six weeks.

James!

Yeah, why not?

What?

Why not? She won't care.

No way.

There's something wrong with her.

She's standing right in front of us.

Completely nude.

There's nothing wrong about that.

I'm serious.

Hey guys, I'm really

drunk right now, but,

why is Kristy naked?

Get away from her!

Ashley?

Yes?

What are we gonna do?

I don't know!

Get Lyndsey inside!

Break the lock if you have to!

What are you gonna do?

I'll be there in a minute just hurry up!

And don't let anything happen to Lyndsey!

Please don't worry,

I'm not gonna f*** him anymore!

I wasn't going to f*** you.

Yeah you were.

I don't want your first

time to be in a sleeping bag.

You kidding me?

What?

Did she tell you I'm a virgin?

Did you tell him I'm a virgin!

Are you saying you're not a virgin?

Wait, so you're not a virgin?

What the f*** James?

It's sturdier than it looks!

Break the glass!

Yeah I was gonna do that next!

You're gonna stay right there.

Sit right there.

Break the glass.

Break the glass.

Piece of sh*t.

I'll break your f***in' ass right now.

B*tch.

F***!

Ow.

That seriously hurt!

Seriously.

Seriously!

Seriously?

Looks like you could,

use a little bit of help.

This glass is too thick.

Look, I think we should stay here.

I really think we should go inside.

You got this!

I know.

Door please?

Oh my God!

How long have you been standing there?

Mister Kristy?

Ow, what the hell?

Oh, you're a f***ing creepy ass old man!

Lyndsey!

What?

He is.

It's Kristy's grandpa.

No it's not.

What?

Who are you old geezer?

Do you think we could figure out

this grandpa not grandpa

sh*t inside please?

Let's go.

Open the door!

Philip!

What the f***!

Run!

Oh come on let us in!

Let us in man!

Please open up!

Let us in!

Come on let us in!

F***!

What the f***!

Okay.

Sh*t, okay.

Okay.

Ashley!

Lyndsey!

Lyndsey!

Lyndsey!

No! Lyndsey!

This way!

Move your ass!

Barricade the f***ing door.

No!

Philip.

What the f***?

What the f*** is he doing?

Don't mind him.

She's not coming in here.

See.

The f*** is going on here?

Who are you?

And what

is that?

Excuse me children.

You son of a b*tch!

I's afraid we have some

unfinished bidness here.

It's gonna require your help.

I don't think so.

I do.

Boy.

Children.

Uh uh uh uh uh, not you.

You stay right where you is.

Unfortunately for the both of us

my family here gonna have

to require your presence

just a little longer.

Til we get this thing fixed up right.

Who are you?

Now what do we have here?

And who is she?

Don't worry, I'll tell ya.

I'm Francis.

That's Philip, and Felicity.

And that there,

that's my sweet little reborn bride.

Why does she look like Kristy?

What the f*** did you do to her?

Don't make no sudden moves girl.

We's all in this now.

Whether you like it or not.

Daddy?

Are they gonna die tonight?

Take the sample Felicity.

You don't need to be concerning

yourself with this now.

Hell no, no f***ing samples.

You're not touching me.

Or her.

They already got you boy.

What?

What the f***?

You mother f***ers.

No need for that tone boy.

Lest you want a bullet

tween your eyeballs.

Or maybe you want a bullet

tween your nether parts?

Ah f***.

F*** come on.

Okay, okay.

That's what I thought.

Stop.

Lord God Almighty, goddamn girl.

You're taking all day.

Won't you just do like the

real men do?

Put it in and screw.

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna f***ing do?

I don't know.

Daddy.

They're not gonna die tonight, right?

I told you, Felicity.

You don't have to concern yourself

with these things Felicity.

Are ya f***ing deaf?

Huh?

Philip!

Philip!

Philip!

You don't have to do this.

Yes ya do.

What the f***!

What the hell are you

people doing in there?

Want me to tell 'em?

Prepare the altar.

Didn't you say you was gonna tell 'em?

I lied.

Don't you do nothin' girl.

You got what you needed from us.

Just please let us go.

Felicity.

The blood.

Philip, take her to the altar.

No, no, no.

No no no, no no no!

No!

Goddamn you insane family

of Satan worshiping c*nts!

Ah, James?

Burn in Hell!

You stupid ignorant fool.

I got what I needed from you,

and now, now I'm gon'

complete the summonin'.

You hear that baby?

You just hold on one more minute.

Hold on one minute longer.

No!

Oh goddammit Felicity!

This ain't how you said

it was gonna be Daddy.

That ain't Momma.

I know it ain't!

It's all wrong!

This whole thing's all wrong.

I know it is.

It all just went all wrong.

But we gon' fix it.

I'm gon' fix it.

My baby's finally coming back to me.

Philip.

Philip.

Won't you bring Momma

on in here with us son.

Go.

Felicity.

You remember when I

said, I was gon' bring us

all back together again?

Yeah.

You remember when I said that,

I said no matter what the cost?

No matter what the cost,

you remember when I said that?

Now what'd you say to me?

I said,

thank you.

Say it for me, one more time baby.

I wanna hear it one last time.

Thank you Daddy.

That's my sweet Felicity.

No matter what the cost.

No matter what the cost.

I'm a real sumbitch Dad.

Don't you dare disrespect your...

Thank you Philip.

What do we do now?

Y'all know how to read?

Yeah.

You do?

Okay, all right now.

Good.

There you are.

You too boy.

Start readin'!

Philip?

Grab that chalice and

freshen up this pentagram.

Oh and Philip?

Hand me one of them guns.

I got it.

Read!

What are we supposed to be looking for?

Banishment, banishment,

banishment, banishment.

Banishment, apparently.

Felicity none of this is in English.

Banishment,

banishment, banishment, banishment.

Felicity!

None of this is in English.

The f***?

Banishment, banishment, banishment.

Sh*t!

Hey guys?

Think I found something.

F*** yeah I found it!

By the unholy name, I banish thee.

From the grasp of the roots that choke,

by the name of the she-goat of the womb,

and by the blood of the son

of the lamb of the flood,

Yes. yes, yes!

All right.

I think I might need a band-aid.

Classic Philip.

Are...

Either of you virgins?

What?

No.

No, no.

No, I'm not.

I'm not a virgin.

Okay.

Well shoot.

A ton of girls.

Give you a list.

Give you a list right now.

Ashley.

You're a very special, special girl.

Three and three, come to thee.

Drink and the end shall come to he.

But tonight, it comes to she.

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