Tony Page #3

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Yeah, I think so.

I think I could do it.

OK, I tell you what we'll do.

We'll start you on a trial,

see how you get on, OK?

Do I get paid?

No, it's a trial.

You don't get paid for a trial.

OK, thanks.

Where you going?

I ain't finished yet. Sit down.

When can you start?

Not for a few weeks.

Why not? You got another job?

No, just got things to do.

I'm quite busy at home at the moment.

Quite busy at home?

Yeah, very busy, actually.

We're not getting anywhere with this, are we?

How would you like me to make a phone call

to the person who sent you here?

Hello... Mr Hemmings?

Yeah, I have Tony in front of me.

Yeah, it seems he's messing us both about.

It seems he doesn't want a job

and he's wasting my precious time.

- Did you just speak to...

- No, but I can if you want.

No. No, thank you.

OK, get here at six

and we'll get you kitted out, OK?

What are the hours?

start at 0600, finish at 2000 hours.

That's not 12 hours, that's...

Do you read?

Fiesta, Razzle...

Bring a book.

Thanks, Tony.

Come in. She'll be about ten minutes.

- Ten minutes?

- Yeah, come on.

- I'll come back later.

- No, come on.

Where you going?

I'll come back later.

I told you, she won't be long. Sit down.

Sit down.

She's ready for you now.

You can go in.

Oi.

No rough stuff, all right?

Price list.

Darling?

Er...

How much for a cuddle?

Are you joking?

Well, is 20 the cheapest?

Yeah, and don't forget the lady.

The lady?

I haven't got to do anything with her, have I?

- Just a couple of quid.

- Oh, yeah, right.

What can you do for five pound?

Don't waste time.

You been busy? You had a lot of clients?

Yes.

How many hours do you do?

Do you work a lot of hours?

Have you been with any, like,

blacks or Chinese men?

It's a nice room.

You been... been living here long?

I like your hair clip, it's really nice.

- Jill!

- Don't be like that, I'm just talking.

- Jill?

- Don't be like that.

- Is there a problem?

- No, I'm just talking.

- Listen to the lady. She wants you out.

- I ain't done nothing.

- Sorry.

- Get out. Go on, clear off.

Excuse me, please.

You haven't by any chance seen a little boy?

You haven't?

What, you've just walked through?

Thank you very much. Thank you.

You haven't seen a little boy like that?

Oh, no, I haven't.

Yeah, round the corner, bunch of kids

playing football. Might be one of them.

Right, thank you very much. Thank you.

Hello.

- Hello.

- You like my moves, son?

Your what?

I said, you like the way I dance?

You couldn't keep your eyes off me.

You're a good dancer.

- You want a drink?

- No, I'm all right, thank you.

What's your name?

Tony.

That's a nice name.

I'm Alex.

You sure you don't want a drink

or a bit of company?

I'll have a Coke, please.

Coke?

After you.

It stinks in here, don't it?

Yeah, it's the drains.

The council are gonna send someone down.

Don't worry about it.

Shall I put some music on, then?

Yeah, er... you got any Trance?

- Trance?

- Yeah, dance music.

No, no.

Erm... I might have some Queen or...

- All right.

- I'll have a look.

Some tapes in here.

Well, don't worry about it, Tony.

I've got a bit of Paul Young - No Parlez?

No, honestly, don't worry about it.

Have you got a drink?

- Yeah, sorry.

- I'm really thirsty.

What would you like to drink?

You got whisky or vodka?

Something nice and... Nice stiff one.

No, I might have a couple of beers left.

I'll get them.

Yeah, that'll do.

No, I don't think I've got any beer left.

I ain't got any alcohol.

- You're joking?

- No.

Why didn't you say something?

We could have stopped.

- You haven't got any drink?

- No.

Have we got time to go out

and get something now?

I mean, what have you got?

You got anything at all?

Water... I've got some squash.

You want a glass of squash?

- Yeah, I'll have an orange squash.

- Yeah, orange squash.

I've made it quite weak. Is that all right?

Yeah, lovely, thanks.

So, erm... got music erm...

Do you want to watch a film?

I've got plenty of films.

No, I don't want to watch a film.

What about make some food?

I've got plenty of food.

- I'm not hungry, Tone. I'm not hungry.

- I've got fish fingers.

I'm not hungry, honestly. I'm not hungry at all.

Why don't you come and sit over here?

No, I'm all right over here, thanks.

Come and sit over here.

Come and sit next to me.

We'll have a little cuddle, come on.

That's nice.

Nice trousers.

Just trousers.

So do you go there a lot, then, that club?

- Yeah, every week.

- Really?

- Yeah, every week.

- Every week?

- You like dancing?

- Yeah, I do.

- Where you from?

- Wickford.

Wickford? Where's... Where's that?

Essex. I'm an Essex boy.

It's quite far, then?

It's a bit of a schlep, yeah.

How do you get home late at night?

- Well, I don't usually go home.

- Where do you go?

Well, I'm here tonight.

You weren't here last week.

- Where'd you go last week?

- Well, somewhere else.

Do you wanna have a dance?

I'll put some music on.

Don't worry about the music.

We can do it without the music.

Come on, I'll show you.

We'll have a little dance.

- You wanna have a dance?

- I can't dance.

I'll show you. It's just easy.

Like you saw me in the club.

I started out nice and... I took my time, didn't I?

I started out nice like that, nice little...

Sexy, then get a little bit harder.

- Neighbours, neighbours.

- What about the neighbours?

- I don't want to wake them up.

- Sorry.

Well, come on, get up with me.

- I can't dance.

- Come on, Tony. Come on, get up.

Come on, that's it. Oh, easy.

That's nice.

That's nice, oh.

Nice little shirt.

Nice little collars.

Do you wanna... Do you wanna have sex?

What?

- Shall we f***?

- No.

What you doing?

- You're a little prick tease, you are.

- What? No.

Yes, you are.

- Don't pull my shirt out.

- Let's have a little bit of fun.

We can do it here or go in the bedroom.

Come on, Tony.

Stop pulling my shirt.

Don't touch me.

Leave me alone.

I like it rough.

- You better leave now.

- Come on!

Oi!

I'll be in the bedroom, then.

Davey?

Davey?

Excuse me, mate, you ain't seen a little boy?

He's about ten, he's a ringer for me.

You ain't seen him

walking around here, have ya?

- You seen anyone?

- No, no, no.

Keep your eyes open for us, will you, mate?

Tell him his dad's looking for him.

All right, mate?

Excuse me, you ain't seen a little boy?

He's about ten,

about that high but he looks like me.

- Ain't seen him, have you?

- No, mate.

You ain't seen a little boy,

about ten, looks like me,

- mooching about here, have you?

- No.

Tell him his dad's looking for him, will ya?

Thanks a lot, love. Cheers.

Davey!

Oi, oi, oi! Stop there.

You're the nonce from the boozer, ain't ya?

Don't f***ing look at me like that.

You seen my Davey?

What, you getting a semi on

cos I said his f***ing name?

Eh?

If you lose it here, you're in for a world of hurt.

- I'm f***ing in for what?

- Leave it, Paul, he's harmless.

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