Torrente 3: El protector Page #6

Synopsis: The horrendous spanish detective becomes a bodyward in his new third adventure.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Santiago Segura
Production: Amiguetes Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.6
UNRATED
Year:
2005
91 min
Website
124 Views


My God, this is a disaster.

Love, how can you go to bed

with your shoes on?

They're after me

like I was a common criminal,

an outlaw.

Don't let it get you down.

They've screwed me.

My honor, my prestige,

all f***ed to hell.

Come on, it isn't all lost.

You can still save that girl.

They'll try to kill her again.

Yes, but all my men are dead.

And I...

I'm on my own.

Torrente, leave it to me.

Well,

it seems that the idiot you

supplied in order to help me

is being more efficient than you.

This has been an accumulation

of unfortunate incidents.

We don't usually fail.

You needn't make excuses.

Giannina's appearance has been

postponed until tomorrow.

That will be our last chance.

We understand, sir.

Here we are.

Remember Cuco's cousin?

Sh*t!

As if I could forget him.

Did you bring me that?

- What?

- What I asked you for.

Come on, love, I'm setting up

Torrente's team.

Sh*t, the only thing I asked

you for! Screw Torrente!

Idiot! D*ckhead!

Sh*t-for-brains! F*** you!

She's nervous about the wedding.

This is Jose Maria.

He graduated from your

detective school, in Marbella.

I can't place him.

But, if he's got the diploma...

Torrente, you're my idol.

You and Monsignor Rouco Varela.

That's very good, son.

What's that spick doing here?

Josito told me you needed help,

and as you're helping me

with my papers, here I am.

Thank you.

Thank you, my Hispanic friend.

I see that some of you

have inherited

Spanish generosity and nobility.

You are

a degeneration of the race,

it's true,

but you've got a heart.

I've got another surprise.

Dad, I know you're pissed off

but I've brought some pals

to help out.

For f***'s sake!

He says he's come to help me,

with that scum!

Two Arabs and a black!

Dad, we're all the same,

these people are my friends.

They've come to help you.

The least you can do

is treat them with respect.

I'll f***ing...

- You've got a filthy tongue!

- Grandma.

Weren't you dying?

You swore on my deathbed

that you'd take care of Pepito,

your son,

and I can't die in peace

until you swear on your late

father's Cross of Caravaca.

Well, if it'll help you die,

in peace, I mean,

I'll swear on anything.

But those Arabs...

Give it to me.

I'll swear.

Go on, swear.

Swear.

I swear that I'll protect the boy.

I swear that I'll treat

these people

as if they were human beings

in the eyes of the Lord.

That's it, I've sworn.

You're not a bad person,

Jose Luis.

I prayed for you.

I was on the verge of death,

and with the gesture

you've just made,

you've given me life,

Jose Luis.

You've given me life.

Grandma! Grandma!

Grandma!

Stop it!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Stand back!

What are you doing?

This is what I think

of the Cross of Caravaca!

And now, f*** off, you lot!

Get out of here!

Get out, I said! Get out!

Where were we?

I won't lie to you.

This is possibly

the most dangerous mission

I've ever tackled.

And I've tackled

very dangerous missions.

Yeah, handing out fines.

Jose, Josito,

tell your friend Damian

to change his attitude

or I'll relieve him of his duty.

Now, listen carefully,

I won't explain this again.

Remember that Nelson has

to leave the truck back at 7:00.

No! At 6:
30!

This is what I get

for working with amateurs.

We're losing control of this.

We promised, Montellini,

but now that Torrente

is off the case

I can't stop our normal force

going into action.

I'm not too worried about that.

It's all under control.

We'll use the service entrance.

Act natural so as

not to arouse suspicion.

What are you doing here, sir?

You're crazy!

Everyone's looking for you!

Kid, they set a trap for me.

That chick's life is in danger.

Someone in the force sold me out.

You'll ruin me, sir.

Juan Francisco, are you with me

or against me?

I'm with you!

Onto death, Don Jose Luis!

To the very end!

Come on, let's go!

- Who are this lot?

- Come on.

This has become personal for me.

I don't see any place

that a sniper could hide,

so the assassin must be

among the guests. Spread out.

Don't worry, kid.

My men are all infiltrated

and controlling the situation,

looking for the assassin.

Be a bit more careful!

I've heard of jobs for slobs,

but this is the limit!

- Manolito, for heaven's sake.

- What is this?

- Forgive my friend, he's new.

- New?

Go f*** yourself.

Sort it out.

Social misfits

should stay at home.

Look, Torrente.

- Have some water.

- We shouldn't have to see them.

- God should take them.

- How can you say that!

What kind of people did you bring?

It's unbelievable.

Excuse me a moment.

Listen, kid.

Aren't you ashamed?

Is that what we taught you?

I'm sorry, Torrente.

It was 60.

It was 70.

It's not to happen again.

It'll be 80 next time.

Look at that guy.

He's acting very strangely.

He looks Swedish.

- Look what he did! Let's get him!

- Hang on, kid.

He's very big,

he's the size of four men.

But you're an expert

in martial arts. Come on!

That's why. I know what I'm like.

If I go on my own,

I'll tear him apart.

If we get all the boys, we can

take him without hurting him.

But you can order him to halt.

Yes, sir.

Kid...

Yes.

We have to meet.

Meeting point,

latitude 2,0.

There's a potential enemy.

You're under arrest!

You are now in the custody

of the authorities, police

and special forces of the State.

I don't think you really know

what you're doing.

Now, listen to me,

listen to me.

Wait a minute!

It's not too late.

I advise you to surrender.

Guys, Torrente says we're

to meet up. Suspect at 11:15.

Tell Torrente from me

that he can

go f*** himself.

Torrente! Torrente!

Everyone go to black door 21.

Black door 21.

Move your asses.

Where are you going? Carry on

with what you were doing.

Don't worry about me.

I'm scared, Giannina.

You should cancel your speech.

Nothing and no one

is going to stop me

from saying

what I have to say,

even though I'm scared too.

OK?

Don't be like that about it!

Bodyguard, dodge!

Stay there!

You'll hurt yourself.

Ole!

- Jose Maria, do you have a knife?

- Yes, but it's mine.

How else will I get out?

I don't want to borrow it,

I want you to cut those cables.

That's it, kid! Give it to him!

That's it, you've got him now!

What's keeping you? Get him!

- Will it give me a shock?

- Go on, do it!

The monster!

It's the monster, kid!

Well, that was a bit of luck.

After this,

they'll give us a medal.

They're the assassins,

they wanted to kill that chick.

But that's Salas.

Don't worry,

I'll sort this out.

What's going on here?

Torrente, I don't know

if you're a genius or an idiot,

but you're screwing us up.

That b*tch has to die.

So if you'd just f***ing

stay still,

I'd give you 5 million pesetas

so you can go and celebrate it.

What do you say?

What are you trying to tell me?

Really!

Ten million.

In cash?

What do you say?

It's...

It's...

You should have said that first.

Give me that.

Come on, kid.

And now, you two go

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Santiago Segura

Santiago Segura Silva (born 17 July 1965 in Madrid) is a Spanish actor, screenwriter, director and producer of Spanish cinema, popular for its pentalogy film series Torrente. He also worked to a lesser extent as a TV presenter, voice actor and comic writer, as well as being an original collector. At 12, he began making films with a Super-8 camera, and, after a recommendation from Fernando Trueba, began to make films in 35 mm, funded by his appearances in TV game shows. Fame would come with his first feature, Torrente, el brazo tonto de la ley, to be followed by numerous sequels that would make it the highest grossing Spanish film series. more…

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