Tosun Pasa Page #4

So, you liked Suphi from Seferogullari...

Jelous bastards...

You popped up here in our face too...

Not actually, you popped up!

Now, you guys hold the bag!

Hey you, watch your mouth!

Sorry Mr. Sitki, I made you wait.

Oh, no sir, not a problem...

I'm gonna declare our decision very soon, don't worry!

Thank you sir.

You guys can go Mr. Ltf.

We also would like to leave by your permission...

If you don't have any other plan, we'll have dinner together?

Heh-heh, it is a pleasure for us.

Shall we stay too sir?

Hopefully, we'll have dinner another time with you guys.

Oh yeah? Really?

Hmph...

We'll go then...

Mm-hmm...

Hmph...

You guys walk...

Oh my, what was missing on us which they have ?

Probably, they cast a spell on her!

Mm-hmm...

Of course !

Look at our son!

Look at those eyes!

Look at those eyebrows!

He has everything in place!

Hmphhh...

It's over! It's all over!

Stop you guys!

Tellioglu family never accepts the defeat easily.

What they'll do if they don't accept?

I'm gonna find a solution now! I did!

Whom Mr. Daver afraid of?

Whom?

From Cairo Palace!

Eeee?

If someone had a back up who's like Tosun Pasha,

there'd be nothing that he can't get.

Who the hell is Tosun Pasha?

The most powerful pasha in Cairo!

And... nobody recognizes him here...

Are we gonna bring Tosun Pasha here?

No!

We're gonna create a fake Tosun Pasha!

But, our fake Tosun Pasha should be someone who Mr. Daver has never seen before,

so our dirty game won't be discovered.

But, who will be?

Who is this fake...?

Yow, senior has just mixed me again. Heh-heh!

Now, he's thinking that I'm his bro-in-law. Heh-heh-he!

Your father is a big douche bag yaw! Heh-heh-he!

Man, how can you say my father is a douche bag!

Can't I? Agh!

slow

Come my son...

Come my child...

My Pasha!

My Tosun!

My Pasha!

My Tosun Pasha!

Look at me...

No.

I'm aban.

Nooo!

You're Tosun Pasha!

Yow, he started to mix me too...Heh!

Yes!

I found the Pasha!

I found Tosun Pasha!

Of course, I'm a pasha, you're a pasha too...

Come, I'll kiss you!

Mwah! My dear!

Come on, you guys are pasha too...

Everybody is pasha!

We're all pashas!

Poor guy, he's gone crazy...

You guys be careful,

his situation is going bad...

He's dangerous, he may bite...

slow-dramatic

aban...

Yes sir.

Son, now you're Tosun Pasha, okay?

I'm pasha, am I? Heh-heh!

But, don't change your mind again, okay?

I should know what am I.

Once I was a father, then uncle, after that bro-in-law...

No son,

you're Tosun Pasha from now on!

It's nice to be a pasha,

however I didn't like the name Tosun.

Look at me,

Can it be "Kasim Pasha" instead of "Tosun Pasha"?

No, it cannot be!

You're Tosun Pasha.

(clearing the throat)

However, being a pasha is not that easy.

Not really?

Mm-hmm...

If we talk about a pasha...

He's scowl...

He stands straight!

He's proud!

He's brave!

He's courage!

He has fire in his eyes!

Mr. Ltf,

I can do all these but,

there is one thing that I cannot is having fire in my eyes...

How do they do this?

Idiot!

Stand up!

Which kind of standing is this?

Suck in your stomach!

Take a deep breath!

Keep it!

Keep it, don't open your mouth!

Did you see guys? Look...

Keep it! Don't exhale!

Look you guys...

Phawf!

Imbecile!

You cannot do this well...

Come over here.

Hmpf!

Come here!

Attention!

Look now!

I'm Tosun Pasha.

Yow, did you change your mind again? I thought that I was Tosun Pasha?

Hmpf!

Now, I'm.

No my friend,

I didn't like this "Pasha Game"!

I decided to be aban again.

No, it's impossible! There's no more aban!

aban...

has died...

No dear...

When did I die?

Alas...Alas...

I was a very good man, yow...

drums

Look son, this is the ceremony sword.

When we arrive to Mr. Daver's pavilion,

you're gonna be greeted by the Ceremony Battalion.

For example, the bro-in-laws are the Ceremony Battalion.

Oh yeah?

Yes.

Now, you're gonna greet the Ceremony Battalion.

Peace be with you! Heh-heh!

Not like that son, you should draw your sword at the same time.

Like that!

Hello Battalion!

Thank you!

Go ahead.

I can't draw it!

Hello Battalion!

Thank you!

Thank you, God bless you too...But...

It can't be drawn!

Pay attention, come on do it!

I'm trying but I can't do...

Hello Battalion!

Thank you!

Come on! Pull that!

If I could...

Are you fine Battalion?

Thank you!

May God gives you appetite!

Ghhr!

It doesn't work!

It doesn't work!!

It doesn't work!!!

Ah!

Heh-heh!

It worked, it worked very well!

Alright, very good. I managed everything!

Here you guys, this is Tosun Pasha!

(clearing the throat)

aban...

What?

Come son!

I'm shy...

Son, come here!

Shall I come?

Idiot! Come here!

cheerful

(applauses and cheers)

Mr. Ltf, I still couldn't understand the reason you to call me here.

Oh, didn't I say?

Well, maybe...Heh-heh!

You'll understand everything soon...

He's coming! He's coming!

Who's coming?

aban!...Well... I mean...

Tosun Pasha sir.

What? Did you say Tosun Pasha?

Aaa, our Tosun Pasha...

Come on, let's greet him!

cheerful

Hi Ltf!

Tosun Pasha!

I cannot believe my eyes...

Welcome sir!

We're honored by your visit!

How are you Ltf?

What wind brought you here sir?

With your permission sir...

No, I'm gonna kiss...

Let me sir...

You let me!

What are you doing idiot?

Have you ever seen a pasha kiss a hand?

Ahem, welcome here sir.

Here sir...

Ltf, who is this?

Mr. Daver's commander.

Is he also a pasha?

No.

Oh my dear, come, let me kiss you...

(clearing the throat)

Pasha, I hope you're fine?

How is Cairo?

How is the palace?

How are our family elders?

Believe me, Cairo is always very good...

The whether is very good...

Our business is also good...

You know man, sweep and mop the floors, eh?

(clearing the throat)

He's a bit witty, isn't he?

Heh-heh-hee!

Ltf son...

Yes sir, pasha...

How is your Dad?

He prays for your health sir.

No, I'm not asking that,

remember, he was thinking that I'm his father?

Hmm? I couldn't understand.

Oh my, today you're acting so stupid Ltf!

Dear understand this, your Dad lost his mind, eh?

Oh...Dear Pasha...

Alla Alla??

you're very witty.

Here, your coffee sir.

Zekiye?

Yes sir.

What is this girl?

Coffee.

I'm very sorry...

Have I ever prepared so bad coffee for you guys?

Where is it's foam?

Go and bring a new one! Come on!

Alright sir.

Ltf!

You put a cushion to my back!

This house is so uncomfortable!

Ay! Be be careful man!

You hurt my back!

You're so stupid my dear!

Slap!

You're very stupid!!

Agh!

Forgive me sir.

You!

Middle bro-in-law!

Are you talking with me sir?

You come and remove my boots. They're very tight!

You...Now I am gonna (bleep) your mother and your father...

What?

Aye sir!

Pasha, can I leave with your kind permission?

But we were having a nice time...Alright go!

Ha,tell to your master that tomorrow I'm gonna go there

and hang him on the wall from the ears...

Aye sir!

Goodbye!

Ltf !

You go and bring my sleepers!

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