Tosun Pasa Page #5

Fiyuu! Fiyuu!

Hooosstt! You a**hole!

Don't do! I am the Pasha!

Tosun Pasha, eh?

Yes, Tosun Pasha.

Are you sure?

I swear he was Tosun Pasha.

What his business with them?

They said that he's their relative sir.

No,Really?

He said he's gonna come for

hanging you on the wall from the ears sir.

It looks like there is something behind this, but...

What is it?

I really don't know sir.

I heard about him a lot, however I never met in person.

What's he looking like?

Believe me sir, he's looking like you or me...

What do you mean by you or me?

He is a very powerful pasha!

He's brave and courageous!

He wrestles with two wrestler at the same time, you never heard that?

Yes, I heard it but I have just met him in person.

Mr. Daver,

What is it Seferoglu?

How about deciding the wedding day?

Is it the time for the wedding day now?

A very important pasha just arrived to our door,

and you're talking about the wedding!

Commander!

Yes sir!

Hurry up, inform all the pavilion, you guys get ready quick!

Aye sir!

cheerful

You understood what I said to you, did you?

I understood very well.

You are an idiot, you don't understand.

Look, I'm repeating again, whenever we arrive to Mr. Daver's pavilion,

you're gonna ask Ms.Leyla's hand for me.

Okay, I know.

Whom you're gonna ask The Green Valley for?

For Seferoullari.

Idiot!!

You're gonna as The Green Valley for us too!

Yes, I'm gonna ask it for you too...

Heh-heh!

cheerful

(gallop)

Welcome sir...

Oh!

How are you Daver?

Eer...Sir, he is not Daver.

I'm Daver sir.

Aha! I know!

Heh-he!

I made a joke dear!

Your visit made us very happy, Pasha.

Oh yeah?

Attention!

(drums)

What happened to him? Why he got angry?

(trumpets)

Protect me from this man Ltf, he's gonna kill me.

Commander, I'm Tosun Pasha, didn't you recognize?

Ceremony troop, ready!

Stand and salute!

(footsteps)

(clearing the throat)

Ehm...

The ceremony troop is ready for your supervise Pasha!

Go and greet them...greet them...

Am I gonna greet?

Yes...

Peace be with you!

Not like that...Like we did home, draw your sword...

Aha...

It's not coming out...

It's not coming out again...

Can't it be without sword?

No, it cannot be, draw it!

Heh-heh!

I could finally draw it!

Alla Alla?

Handle stayed in my hand. Heh-heh!

What am I gonna suppose to say?

Hello...

Hello dear Ltf...

Hmhh...

How are you my dear?

but, what I suppose to say the soldiers?

Hello idiot, hello!

Aha, I got it.

Hello idiot soldiers!

Thank you!

Thank you too!

Bravo!

Heh!

Eee...How are you Daver?

I pray for your health Pasha.

Bravo man! Heh-heh!

What is the purpose of your Alexandria visit?

Believe me, everything has hatched out in his head.

(clearing the throat)

Isn't it right, Ltf?

It's right, right...

It's been a while, we've been asking insistently Pasha to visit us...

You honored us by your visit sir.

Yes, I did like that... Heh-heh!

Say it...

What?

Valley...Valley...

What valley yow?

Heh-hh!

The Green Valley.

Aha! I understood!

Heh-heh-hee!

Mr. Daver!

I'm ready for your order Pasha.

You have a valley which is called The Green Valley...

Yes sir.

Now...The Green Valley is good...

Ltf is also good.

Heh!

The Green Valley's green color...

is grass...

Yow, what was I gonna say, Ltf?

It seems that I mixed it a little bit...

Here your coffee Pasha.

slow

Oh my dear...

Who are you?

My daughter Leyla, Pasha.

Oh really?

Alla alla?

Ltf!

look, she is Leyla.

Heh-heh!

You're a little bit foxy eh?

(clearing the throat)

What is it? You have a soar throat?

Pasha, you probably very tired because of the long trip,

you can go to rest.

I should go, eh?

Heh-heh-hee!

So, you'll be rested until dinner.

Ahem, with your kind permission...

Mr. Ltf, no way, I won't let you go.

You're my guest too...

No, no...We shouldn't disturb you guys...

No way, otherwise I'll be very upset.

So, we'll stay then...

Stay stay! Come on!

slow

Why don't you ladies start to eat?

Don't make the meal get cold. Please...

It is impossible us to start before you start.

Heh-heh-hee!

The food cannot pass from our throat believe me...

Hih-hih!

I hope it cannot pass and you choke!

Zekiye!

Yes, aunt.

Look, isn't this soup our Tosun Pasha's most favorite one?

Yes, it is.

When a person has a relative like Tosun Pasha, everything is becoming different! Hah!

Look at them, they're gonna die because of swaggering.

Ah my Tosun!... He never stops obey my words...

He does everything we ask for...

Hih-hih!

I'm holding my glass up to our saintly and worshipful guest Tosun Pasha's honor!

Ppppfff!

Heh-he!

aban, stand up, you have to talk in return.

What am I gonna say?

Repeat the words that I'll say...

Okay Ltf. Heh-heh!

For showing me...

For showing me...!

What did they show?

Ehm...

Not like that...

Not like that!...

You imbecile!

For showing me your kind interest...

You imbeciles! For showing me your kind interest!...

Stop! Enough! We've been disgraced!

You stop it! Enough! You've been disgraced!

God damn you!

God damn you all!

A**holes!

You're a bunch of rottens and rapists!

Motherfkers!

Of, this is enough!

Let's drink now!

But I talked very well...

slow

Cheers!

What the hell are you doing?

I'm serving the food Pasha.

Is the food served like that idiot?

Give me that spoon.

Look now, You're gonna hold the spoon like that, gonna hand it...

You're gonna dip it in rice, like that...

I always do like that in home.

Ltf, never likes how I do, but who likes him...

Pasha is always witty.

Daver, here have it...

Look, I'm very generous for you.

Have that big piece of meat too...

Oh Pasha, please don't make yourself tired...

Don't worry Daver,

I'm get used to it.

This a**hole Ltf, never let me sit in home...

You idiot, be yourself, be a pasha, be a pasha...

The pasha orders...

Does he?

That's right, he orders...

Hey Daver!

Yes Pasha.

Pour my wine!

Ltf, look, there is an apple on the other end of the table,

run and bring it to me!

Come on, hurry up!

Heh-heh-hee!

You, middle bro-in-law, bring me the shaker!

Little son-in-law, bring me an orange!

Run!

Can you see , how am I giving orders commander?

Put that orange!

Add some salt! Get out!

You fk, put that apple!

Commander, stand up!

Draw your sword!

Put it down!

Draw your sword fk!

You fk, you're drawing and putting down it very well.Heh-he!

Put it down and sit!

Ayy...

Ltf...

Something happening to me...

Ayyy...I think I have to pee...

I'm going to pee...

(music stops)

music starts

(music stops)

music starts

very slow

(music stops)

Yow Ltf...

Here they go to pee all together?

I cannot go...

cheerful

Ltf, a naked dancer came here! Heh-heh-hee!

Girls, come! The belly dancer is here!

cheerful

Have a good night sir!

Have a good night!

Commander, do you know, this jerk who's name "Ltf",

made me suffer a lot.

He's one of the fraud..

But Pasha...

Aren't you Ltf?

How you like Pasha.Heh-heh!

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