Tosun Pasa Page #6

Am I not Tosun Pasha?

Of course, Pasha...

So, shout like " Live long Tosun Pasha"!

Live long Tosun Pasha!

It didn't work, again!

All together, come on!

Live long Tosun Pasha!

That's all! Bravo!

Oh my! Pasha, your room...

Fk you let me go!

You, don't push me! Let me go!

Slap!

Agh!

Heh-heh!

Yow, where the hell this Tosun Pasha popped up now?

I hope, he'll not be trouble for us...

Have a good night!

cheerful

Good morning miss...

Good morning.

cheerful

aban!

Get up!

Don't do girl!

Get up you fk!

I said don't do...

God damn you! Get up!

A**hole!

Jeez! What's happening?

Get up! Hurry up!

Leyla is going!

Where's she going?

She's going from my hands...

While you were sleeping here, Suphi was stealing Leyla's heart!

The girl is going!

Thief Suphi!

Hurry up go and do something!

Fine, I'll go...

I'll go but what I'm gonna do?

Talk with Leyla, complement about me...

say some of the things that she'll fall for me.

For you?

Yes,me.

Let me look at you...

Stand up.

Stand up...

Let me look at you as a genuine buyer.

Yow! It's very hard to make this girl fall for this stupid face, but...

I'm gonna try it anyway.

You motherfker!

No, you're the one!

A**hole!

You're the one!

Forgive me aban!

Mwah...Mwah...

Boo-hoo...

(birds are chirping)

I wish the minutes would lead all along the life that we've been spending miss Leyla...

You're talking so nice Mr. Suphi...

(footsteps)

Hey you scoundrel, despicable Suphi!

You're a shameless! A**hole!

Oh! But Pasha, what happened?

Fk your Pasha!

What is your business with Ms. Leyla?

Go away! Get the fk out of here!

Ms. Leyla, you know our Ltf...

Yes Pasha...

I think he wanna do something to you...

Wait, what he was gonna do?

Let's forget about that pooch...

and also I never like him.

He is one of douche bag...

Were you swinging the swing?

Yes Pasha.

Come on, sit on the swing, so I'll swing you...

But, is it proper?

Yes, it is..it is..

I'll swing very well...

C'mon, sit on it...

Come here...

Ohh my dear...how nice she's sitting...

Wait, what I was talking about?

Yes, it was about a love subject.

I didn't understand.

Believe me, I didn't understand either.

However, when I see you, my heart is beating like 'thump thump'...

Oh sir?

You think, is it love?

Well...I don't know...

Yes, it's a love.

And it's a very big love...

Huh?

He's an a**hole, he's hitting on the girl...

Yes, he's hitting on her.

He's a scoundrel...

He's a despicable man!

Yaaay! I won't able to keep it anymore,

I'm gonna read one of my poem that I wrote for you...

Read it Pasha.

Shall I read?

Read it.

The love is a kind of volcano which burns my hearth,

My most favorite dessert is caramelized pouding.

Oh, what a nice one!

The rest is nicer...

Leyla, love me, don't put me in trouble...

Let's dip the spoons in two dish of almond pudding...

Uh! Sniff...sniff...

She's gone..

She's gone...

Yes.

Leyla has gone...Boo-hoo...

cheerful

Now, the women egg contest in between is starting!!!

drums

Start!

cheerful music

(applauses)

And now, the women sack contest is starting!!!

Start!!!

cheerful music

(applauses)

Yoo hoo! Start!

cheerful music

(applauses)

Now, the contest of finding the gold in yogurt is starting!

cheerful music

Start!

All brave men have appeared in the arena!

All of them are braver than each other!

Don't be sad if you remain under!

Don't rejoice if you're at the top!

Don't brag if you win!

I love these type of wrestling...

This arena is for the brave men!

Here is to be defeated as to win !

Allah, Allah! With God's permisson! Yallaaa!

drums

Leyla...

He's my favorite...

Which one is yours?

Tosun Pasha!

Whaat?

Give me a permisson,

that I'll wrestle with one of these Telliolu.

Com'on Ltf, let me see how you're wrestling!

Oh my! Pasha, I have an injury from my lower back.

Com'on undress!

What are you doing idiot?

You fk, you're the black sheep of Telliogullari!

Slap!

Ah!

Tosun Pasha...

What is it Daver?

Your success and power on wrestling has been a legend.

Oh yeah? Really? Heh-heh!

Pasha, I wish you've wrestle in this arena, so the arena would shake...

Isn't it okay, if I don't shake it?

Please, wrestle Tosun Pasha.

Okay Leyla.

Yow, this guy will eat me.

Don't afraid.

Just focus on his goose wing.

What am I gonna focus on?

On the goose wing son.

Aa? Does Suphi have a wing?

Go!

Suphi, my son! Where's your wing?

Two brave men are in the arena!

They are both braver than each other!

On this side, The World's wrestler Tosun Pasha!

and on the other side, Alexandria's best wrestler Seferolu Suphi !

Yalla!

Hih-hih!

Yalla!

Stop! Stop you fk!

Don't do! I'm being dizzy!

What's your intention my son yow?

Aah!

Aaaah!

Leave me! Leave me fk!

Aah!

Suphi, my dear! Can't you be careful, jeez you hurt my back yow!

Leave my legs!

I said leave it fk!

I'm escaping this time...

Whew! Yow, I've been caught again!

Jeez! My friend, are you gonna break my bones?

What's happening yow?

Suphi, my friend, if you continiue to turn me...

Aah! Aaah!

Mr. Sitki, if Tosun Pasha defeats, he'll get the revenge of this badly,

all of ours head's gonna be chopped off!

That's right...Oh my God!

Do something!

Hey, be defeated, be defeated by Pasha!

What?

All of our's head's gonna be chopped off! You pooch!

Leave my arm, you're hurting!

Be defeated!

Otherwise it maybe very bad for you!

Hold one of my arm Pasha.

Which one, I can't find it?

This one...

And now, his leg...

I can't pull it off!

Please, do it, very easy!

Hop! Okay!

What am I gonna do now?

Now, push my shoulder down.

Woo-hoo! Thank God!

Woo! You sir won!

I won, eh?

Yes, congratulation!

Yes, I won!

(applauses)

(water splashes)

The oil wrestling is too greasy dear...Heh-heh!

Stop the wrestling now!

What did I say to you?

Aah! I burned!

What did you say?

Remember, you were gonna ask Ms. Leyla's hand for me?

Aah!

Kong!

Allaah! Aah!

Why are you hitting my head with the bowl fk?

No! I changed my mind...

What does it mean "I changed my mind"?

Believe me Ltf...

I thought about it...

Tonk!

You cannot think!

I decided to get marry with Leyla. Heh-heh!

Tlick! Tlock!

What are you talking about fk?

Why are you throwing the bowl yow?

Ahem...

Yes, I love Leyla like a crazy.

Lie down jerk!

Aah!

Lie down!

Aah!

It's impossible!

It's not possible!

You're a backstabber!

How you can do this?

I'm Tosun Pasha, I do as I please!

Aah!

I made you Pasha heartless mother fker!

Oh yeah?

Dear Ltf, okay! I'm giving up being Pasha!

No way!

Mwah...

You can't give up...

No my friend, I gave up!

I'll also go to Mr. Daver, tell him everything...

How can you this to me?

aban..aban...

Sure I'll do it!

But...

What but?

If you ask Leyla's hand for me, I may think about it...

Arghhh!

Aah!

Lie down there...

You're shameless...

Aah!

You're heartless... alright, okay...

Pooch!

What we can do?

Aah!

Backstabber!

Aaah!

Mother fker!

If you try a little bit more, you can break my neck.

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