Total Siyapaa

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Mom, I told you please don't worry.

Why shouldn't I worry?

Why don't you give me some guidance?

I'm meeting him for the first time.

At least tell me what he likes to eat.

Mom, Aman likes everything.

You can cook anything you want.

Are you sure?

Don't complain about the food later.

Mom, Aman's calling.

We'll meet in the evening, okay.

Bye. - Bye, dear.

Where have you reached?

Yes, two minutes away.

Have you reached? - Yes.

Are you really coming?

You're asking that

for the fourth time.

Don't you trust me?

No, did you buy gifts?

Gifts, for my family.

- Yes, I did.

What did you buy?

- A small bomb.

Stop joking.

- Joking?

I don't joke.

I really did.

10-02 to Control.

Aman, I am really nervous.

Why are you nervous?

You know why.

Don't be nervous because of me?

Have faith in me and in God.

Yours or mine?

Whoever's on duty?

Where are you?

"You're like the

sweet supple fragrance."

"Like the miracle of morning."

"You're this moment."

"Li ke the cascade amongst the clouds."

"If I touch you, you'll fly away."

"If I hold you, you shy away."

"Turn around, sweetheart."

"Hear me and say what's on yours."

"Take me in your arms."

"My heart's feels young."

"Turn around, sweetheart."

"You're my dawn."

"The tranqui lity of my si lence."

"You're the limits of my love."

Aman!

Aman!

Leave. Leave.

Control, man down.

- Aman. Leave.

Leave. What the hell are you doing?

Leave.

And who do we have here?

Aman Ali.

He's a Pakistani.

And is that his only crime?

He was talking about bombing, sir.

And did you find something on him?

We found these, sir.

I suspect its some

form of new language..

.they have started to use, sir.

Looks like Arabic from an angle.

Like here...

...and here.

You see.

And the girl?

I want his clothes to

be given to him right now!

Right here, right now!

- She's Indian.

I feel she's her accomplice.

Like an Indo-Pak operation, sir.

And this guy looks like a terrorist.

Mr. Percy?

Don't they all?

It's high time we did

something about it, sir.

It's high time someone

put a straight jacket on you.

You dumba.

Release him at once and

say sorry for your stupidity.

Sure.

Thanks.

once again apologies, Mr. Ali.

Percy.

I am sorry, Mr. Ali. - Well..

Clearly the donuts aren't helping,

are they?

Let's go.

Can't believe this.

Bloody morons!

I am going to put this on my channel.

And Twitter.

I am going to make

sure those guys are sacked.

How could they strip

you off your clothes?

And this is how they returned them.

They could've at least ironed your clothes?

- Sweetheart.

we were at the police station.

- So?

Not at the drycleaners?

- So.

We can't take you home like this?

We'll have to buy new clothes.

Let me check.

Listen, Asha,

I don't think we should do this today.

It's not a good sign.

What? - Meeting your parents

for the first time, what else?

My mom called,

they are already.. - Asha.

It's not a good day today.

I feel.. - Shut up and stop thinking.

How can I stop thinking?

Few minutes ago I was at the

police station without my clothes.

And now I am going

to meet your parents..

..regarding our marriage, and that

too meeting them for the first time.

Everything's happening

so quickly, Asha.

I haven't evolved from one shock..

..and another's

knocking at my doorstep.

Take my advice.

Let's do it some other day.

- Relax.

Nothing will happen.

That's what scares me.

What if nothing happens at all?

I mean, I really want

something to happen.

I want to like your family

and want them to accept me too.

We.. - Will you shut

up or should I make you?

You do it.

"You're like the dew drops."

"Like the morning rays."

"You make every season,

blossom li ke spring."

"Li ke words in a song."

"Narrating sweet melodies."

"When I blink,

I see you in front of me."

"Warm my cold breaths."

"Turn around, sweetheart."

"Your love means my entire world."

"You dwell in my soul."

"I am lost in your love."

"Turn around, sweetheart."

"I've witnessed God in you."

"Your grace is li ke devotion."

"You're the limits of my love."

Let it be.

No one's going to bite you.

Are you sure?

Sure.

okay.

What..

okay, no matter what happens..

..nothing's going

to change between us.

Promise?

Promise.

I love you.

I love you too.

Come.

You never told me anything

about your family.

It would've been easier if..

..you had told me

something about them.

You'll be meeting them.

Who's at home?

- Everyone.

You've to meet everyone, come on.

Mom, look Raj and Simran.

Very good, dear.

Die!

Very good, mom.

You aren't ready yet?

He isn't coming to see me.

Wow, nice!

You didn't cook all

this when it was my time.

Now don't say that

your husband left you..

..because, we didn't cook

all this during your time.

Sorry, dear.

You see, I've lost my mind.

I'm blabbering nonsense

because I'm worried.

No problem,

mom, I'm getting used to it now.

Don't mind.

Go and put something on.

And see where your brother is..

- Mom.

Hello. Yes.

What time's the class?

I know.

- Anjali, answer the door.

Hi, Anjali. - Who are you?

You didn't recognize me? - No?

You don't know me? - No.

Asha aunty.

Mom, Asha auntie's here.

Very good, dear. Let them in.

Let's go.

Hi..

What happened? - I am pregnant.

Pregnant?

Congratulations.

Is it a boy or a girl? - Both.

Have you thought of a name?

Raj and Simran.

okay.

This is Aman. - Hi.

Say hello. - No.

I've a sweet gift for her. - Yes.

Very, very,

nice and cute doll for you.

Wow. - Just li ke you.

So pretty. - Here you go.

oh, God!

Anjali.

Sorry. - No, it's okay.

She's a kid. What can we do?

I hope you like kids?

Yes, but not like her.

How will our children be?

They will be fine if they're like me.

They will be fine if they're like you?

Asha. - Coming, mom.

Come on. Mom.

Mom. - Asha.

My sweetheart.

Curse you, don't you get food to eat?

You've lost so much weight.

You look fine on the television.

Mom, this is why I look

fine on the television.

Why don't you visit us every weekend?

I yearn to see you. - Mom.

And anyway,

after you're married.. - Mom.

Aman. - Greetings.

Mom, you promised.

Thank you, son.

Your aunt had called,

the wretch was saying..

.."Why a Muslim boy".

I said "It's Asha's choice".

End of discussion.

Right, son.

Will you keep Asha happy?

Yes.

Speak louder, we are Punjabis.

Yes, yes, I'll keep her happy.

That's more like it.

Mom.

Mom. I am going to kill this guy.

This Pakistani's going

to die by my hands today.

Hey, sis. - Manav.

What's up?

- How are you?

It's been so long.

What have you don't to your hair?

They really love each other. - Yes.

Back in college, some boy teased Asha.

When Manav found out,

he thrashed him black and blue..

..and, spent the entire

night behind bars.

Why are you screaming?

That Pakistani who lives

in the flat right below us.

He parked his car in my

space again and disappeared.

That's how these Pakistanis are.

They always park in the wrong place.

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