Total Siyapaa Page #5

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What boy?

The same boy sister's going to marry.

Marry?

Manav, what do you mean by marry..

Yes, hello..

Hello, brother-in-law. - Yes..

I can't hear a thing.

These Pakistanis are driving me crazy.

Can you hear the music? - Again?

Yes, again.

And there are three of them today.

You wait, I am coming right now.

Fine, I'll call Bunty

and Bablu as well. - okay.

Brother-in-law.

My old hockey stick's broken.

So get me a new one..

Hello. Hello.

Hello, brother-in-law..

Miser.

These Pakistanis..

Go home, Percy.

But, sir..

..I've stumbled upon a terror plot.

I'm going to bury you in a plot soon..

..if you don't stop

uncovering these terror plots.

But, sir, in the name of the queen..

oh, shut up, Percy.

We'll save Britannia

first thing tomorrow morning.

Which floor? - I don't know.

I don't know anything.

I don't know whether

he works here or not.

Maybe he also has children.

What?

- Your siblings.

Hi, there.

Mr. Rajinder Singh, sales department.

Actually, it's his birthday.

We're his family.

We just want to give him a surprise.

Please.

5th floor.

Cheers.

Madam. Madam.

Can't park in front of the door.

You guys go ahead,

I'll go park the car. - okay.

Thanks. - Listen, mom.

Dad.

Dad.

It's all empty.

Is he inside? - He isn't here.

Rajinder.

Rajinder.

Wait. Wait.

Rajinder.

Dad.

Here's dad's desk.

She's so beautiful. - Your, mom?

Rajinder's mom.

What?

It's someone else.

We're looking for Rajinder Singh.

He left.

How long back?

A couple of hours.

How did he go?

He left happily.

Curse you two.

Come on. - Let's go, mom.

Raging hormones..

Well, I think he has

a concussion to the brain..

..which means a loss of consciousness.

Transient and prolonged

due to the blow to the head.

He has a weak pulse,

so there may be a chance of amnesia.

Vertigo, nausea.

He has slow respiration.

or it could be concussion

to the lamebrynth..

..which would mean deafness,

swift tonituss

..due to the blow to the ear even.

Not necessarily..

What?

Hello.

Yeah, put the date of..

We are just waiting for

the next report..

Where did he go?

I don't know.

Damn!

It has been two hours since

and he hasn't reached home yet.

You were right, dear.

Mom.

My mother used to say..

..all men are the same.

I never believed her.

Rajinder was..

But it's true.

All men are the same.

I think we should call the police.

It's not wrong to have an affair, son.

No, mom, Aman's right.

We should call the police.

- Yes.

Give me your phone.

What? - Phone.

I left my phone in the car.

I'll get it.

What's lacking in me, son? Tell me.

I..

No, say it son.

Is there anything lacking in me?

There's nothing..

Am I not beautiful? - No..

Yes...I mean you're beautiful.

You're very beautiful.

You're gorgeous.

Would you cheat on a woman li ke me..

..and have an affair

with someone else?

You're Asha's mother.

Forget that for a moment.

- It's difficult.

Try, son.

I would never leave you.

I would never go to work, and..

.therefore this wouldn't

have happened..

..if I wouldn't have gone

to work in the first place.

The police says they

can't lodge a report..

..before 24 hours.

Where are you going?

To see Rajinder's drawer.

Lord..

Shameless.

Fooling around in the office.

Who...who am I?

Who am I?

Where am I?

Asha.

He's lost his mind.

He even forgot that he's bald.

Mom.

Should I go right, or left?

He looks stoned.

The way tonight's going,

I'll take anything.

'What am I doing here?'

He's not coming.

Yes, he is.

'No, let's go back.'

No.

'Left. No straight.'

Yes.

No.

Yes.

'I'll wait here.'

What is up with him?

Another psychopath.

No, he's just shy.

He needs his mummy.

Yes. Because,

if they're not psychopaths..

.they are 5 year olds.

Hi, come here love.

What's the matter?

Are you going to

stand there all night?

Come, come, come, come.

Come to mama?

'Who is she?'

Mama?

Mom.

What happened to your head?

'How can she be mom?'

I don't know.

How much you got, love?

'She's scolding me so gently.'

I don't know what happened.

Come. Come inside.

I'll find something

to make you feel better.

'She's taking me home.'

I never thought Rajinder

would turn out like this.

Why did I get married?

If you hadn't then

we wouldn't have been born.

Rajinder makes me cry.

All of you make me cry.

My life's total loss, dear.

No, mom.

Aman's a nice boy, dear.

But all men are same.

Tell me if it stings.

'She's married.'

What happened?

Did you get into a fight?

'I am married too.'

'Is she my wife..'

What are you looking at?

What do you think

I am going to do to you?

Come, give me a hug.

'She's my wife.'

That's it.

That's the way I like it.

'Thank God, I found my wife.'

'But...I married a foreigner.'

I don't know what happened?

- There, there.

Don't worry, you're with me now.

okay.

Look. You're going to

have to give me some money.

How much do you need?

100 Pounds.

100 Pounds?

You got me scared.

Well, do you have them?

Do you want them now?

Yes, of course.

Why?

Why do you think?

'My purse.'

I don't have my wallet

right now with me.

Where is it?

I don't know.

Are you playing?

I told you what happened.

That's what I get for being so nice.

I know, I must have..

I must have left it somewhere.

I will go and find it.

Well, go find it.

Please don't get angry with me.

- Hey, don't touch me.

Tell me, is something wrong?

Do we...do we have money problem?

Yes, we have money problems.

I have my father's watch.

You can sell it for now.

Wait here.

Everything will be fine.

Finished already.

How much is this worth?

Well..

Lap dance.

I think.

Enjoy.

Did you find dad?

No. - And these two?

I won't eat you.

Can't say.

You're my future brother-in-law.

- I see.

So, what were you

doing under the table?

I was just joking.

You guys are such stuck-ups.

Us?

You know what I mean.

As if your liberty

got you to the moon.

You're sitting right

here in the corridor, with me.

ouch!

Anyway.

Do you always drink?

No.

Drink it. Good for the heart.

I've a fine heart.

- Go on. - No, no.

Take a sip.

- No, no. - Try, take a sip. - Fine.

Good.

Considering all the

tensions I faced today..

..I needed this. Thank you.

Yes.

So...you guys are getting married.

Yes.

You don't look too happy.

No, no, I am happy.

I am fine.

Really? - Yes.

Doesn't look from your condition.

It doesn't? No, no, I..

You know, Asha..

Asha's so..

- over-powering.

Yes.

She always manages to persuade me.

I mean I keep saying, but..

..ultimately,

she makes me do what she wants.

I was saying "Let's not go today,

let's not".

But no "We have to, we have to".

I said "The day

started on a bad note".

"Let's not go today."

But no.

I mean she's stubborn.

Arguing with her is li ke..

- Getting

Yes, getting . Exactly.

Don't you abuse?

A little.

Where is it?

Jia.

Your dad..

Nothing will happen to dad.

Just watch, the doorbell

will ring tomorrow morning..

..and he'll enter.

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