Total Siyapaa Page #7

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Don't force me.

You have more scams than

we've terrorist attacks.

And you'll be surprised

to know, madam..

..more people die of

corruption in your country.

Come to your senses.

- That's exactly what I was saying.

What were you saying?

What were you two

talking about Rajinder?

He passed away.

The soup container

slipped out of my hands..

..fell through the window

and landed on his head, and..

I don't get one thing.

You're Punjabis, I am a Punjabi..

..so, why make soup?

You had to act like Britishers.

What did you gain from it?

Start calling the relatives.

I'm off to the police station.

Mom. Mom.

Hello.

Dad! oh, God!

Mom, Its dad.

Rajinder. Rajinder.

Thank you, God.

Thank you, God. Rajinder. - Dad.

Rajinder.

What happened? - Dad.

Dad, we thought..

Nothing.

Where are your trousers?

I found him like this in the streets.

Thank you so much.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

Dad, did you go to the hospital?

It's really important, dad.

Where have you been?

I was coming home. - Yes.

Then suddenly something

heavy fell on my head.

And...and..

And then?

And then?

Yes.

No.

Rajinder.

Rajinder, do you recognize us?

Yes.

Who's this man?

This is Aman.

Aman, your dad.

Welcome home, sir.

Rajinder, lipstick.

Mom!

Sorry, sorry.

I won't say anything.

Come on, Rajinder.

I'll get you some hot soup.

Come on. This way.

Dad. Careful.

Tell me one thing,

Rajinder, where's your pant?

I lost it.

Walk carefully.

I'll take my stuff tomorrow.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

Excuse me, where's A8.

What name?

Jai Singh.

That's me.

Thank you.

Mom. - Yes, dear.

Look, daddy.

It isn't my fault, but...

...I wi ll have to say sorry.

Say it.

I am sorry.

It's okay.

Come on, let's go home.

Aman.

Turn around, sweetheart!

Asha.

We'll keep arguing

all our lives, Asha.

We'll live together for the argument.

At least I can, Aman.

I am a Pakistani and you're a Indian.

But nobody's perfect.

Can we live together?

I know that...we cannot live apart.

"Feels incomplete, sweetheart."

"Why fight over trivial things?"

"Why argue without a reason?"

"You're the one I want to love."

"You're the one I want to die for."

"Asha."

"Life's filled with

a little intoxication."

"Asha."

"It feels incomplete without you."

"It feels incomplete without you."

Right, son.

Will you keep Asha happy? - Yes.

Speak louder, this is a Punjabi house.

Yes, yes, I'll keep her happy.

Curse you.

"Tons of tears...and sorrows."

"God, please tell us what do we do?"

"Tons of tears...and sorrows."

"God, please tell us what do we do?"

"More pain, less relief."

"No one's fine in this world anymore."

"And then there's your parents,

brother and sister."

Where in India do you hail from?

"Total chaos, that's your love."

"It's completely crazy, I'm dead."

"Total chaos, that's your love."

"It's completely crazy, I'm dead."

"Your mom hates me."

"Your brother irritates me."

"Daddy's always lost."

"Your sister manipulates me."

"Bunch of dacoits, always on a high."

"This place of full of problems."

"Still I didn't stop following you."

Speak louder, we're Punjabis.

"Total chaos, that's your love."

"It's completely crazy, I'm dead."

"Total chaos, that's your love."

"It's completely crazy, I'm dead."

"Tons of tears...and sorrows."

"God, please tell us what do we do?"

"More pain, less relief."

"No one's fine in this world anymore."

"And then there's your parents,

brother and sister."

"Total chaos, that's your love."

"It's completely crazy, I'm dead."

"Total chaos, that's your love."

"It's completely crazy, I'm dead."

Am I not beautiful?

Since I arrived someone's

throwing an orange..

..or shooting a bullet,

or abusing me..

..or threatening me.

.threatening me.

The family's filled with jokers.

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