Toy Story Page #5

Woody jumps down off the bed and shoves both Hamm and Potato

Head aside.

INT. LIVING ROOM

ANDY:

Let's go to my room, guys!

The kids rush past the houseplant.

SARGENT:

(into the monitor)

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ANDY IS

COMING UPSTAIRS!

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Woody puts the last battery back in.

WOODY:

There.

SARGENT (O.S.)

(over monitor)

Juvenile intrusion! Repeat!

Resume your positions NOW!

WOODY:

Andy's coming, everybody! Back to

your places. Hurry!

The toys PANIC and scatter about the room.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?

Did you see my ear?

REX:

Outta my way! Here I come, here I

come --

Frantic, Rex slams into a trashcan and falls over.

Everyone scurries to their places as the KIDS' FOOTSTEPS

grow louder.

Woody falls limp in his spot on the bed just as...

Andy's bedroom door flies open and a flood of children's

feet rush in.

FRIEND #1

Hey, look! His lasers light up.

ANDY:

Take that, Zurg!

Woody is flung off Andy's pillow and slides, unnoticed, down

the gap between the bed and the back wall.

FRIEND #2

Quick! Make a space! This is

where the spaceship lands.

ANDY:

-- and you press his back and he

does a karate-chop action!

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.)

Come on down, guys. It's time for

games! We've got prizes!

ANDY:

Oh, yeah!

The kids all run out as fast as they entered, SLAMMING THE

DOOR behind them.

BEAT:

The toys slowly come to life and make their way toward the bed.

MR. POTATO HEAD

What is it?

BO PEEP:

Can you see it?

SLINKY:

What the heck is up there?

REX:

Woody? Who's up there with you?

Woody crawls out from under the bed. The toys are shocked

to discover him there.

SLINKY:

Woody, what are you doing under the

bed?

WOODY:

(composing himself)

Uh-h-h-h...nothing! Uh, nothing.

I'm sure Andy was just a little

excited, that's all. Too much cake

and ice cream, I suppose. It's

just a mistake.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Well, that MISTAKE is sitting in

your spot, Woody.

REX:

(GASP!)

Have you been replaced?

WOODY:

Hey! What did I tell you earlier?

No one is getting replaced.

The toys give each other a look of doubt.

WOODY:

Now let's all be polite, and give

whatever it is up there a nice, big

"Andy's Room" welcome.

Woody climbs slowly up the side of the bed, peeking over the

edge. His eyes widen at the sight of...

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR:

We see Buzz as Woody does - an expensive looking space age

action figure, covered with buttons and stickers from head

to toe. The imposing "G.I. Joe-sized" doll stands heroically

in the center of the bed, his back to Woody.

Woody GULPS.

Buzz comes alive and looks around.

ANGLE:
BUZZ'S POV THROUGH HIS HELMET

While he scans the bedroom a "DARTH VADER" LIKE BREATHING is

heard.

Buzz eyes it all suspiciously and pushes a button on his chest.

SFX:
ELECTRONIC BEEP

BUZZ:

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

Come in, Star Command.

Nothing. He pushes the button again.

BUZZ:

Star Command - come in. Do you

read me?

(to himself)

Why don't they answer?!!

Just then, Buzz catches sight of his ripped packaging. The

box is designed to look like a spaceship.

BUZZ:

(GASP)

My ship!!

He runs up to the box and investigates the damage.

BUZZ:

Blast! This'll take weeks to repair!

Buzz flips open a plastic compartment on his arm -- his

wrist communicator.

BUZZ:

Buzz Lightyear Mission Log.

Stardate 4072:
My ship has run off

course en route to sector 12. I've

crash landed on a strange planet.

The impact must have awoken me from

hyper-sleep.

Buzz springs up and down on the squishy surface of the bed.

BUZZ:

(into communicator)

Terrain seems a bit unstable...

He taps the sticker of controls on his wrist communicator.

BUZZ:

(into communicator)

No read-out yet if the air is

breathable... and there seems to be

no sign of intelligent life

anywhere --

ANGLE:
BUZZ'S POV THROUGH HIS HELMET

Woody's face suddenly pops into view.

WOODY:

Hello-o-o...

BUZZ:

HO-YAAAHH!!!

Buzz jumps back, taking a fighting stance. He presses a

button on his arm that turns on a red "laser beam" light on

his wrist. Buzz aims the red beam on Woody's forehead and

holds it there.

WOODY:

Aaaaaaah! Whoa, hey, whoa, did I

frighten you? Didn't mean to.

Sorry. Howdy! My name is Woody

and this is Andy's room. That's

all I wanted to say, and also,

there has been a bit of a mix-up.

This is my spot, see, the bed here --

While Woody is speaking, Buzz notices the sheriff's badge on

Woody's vest.

BUZZ:

(de-activating his

laser beam)

Local law enforcement! It's about

time you got here. I'm Buzz

Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe

Protection Unit. My ship has crash

landed here by mistake.

Buzz begins walking around the bed, surveying the situation.

Woody tries to keep up.

WOODY:

Yes, it is a mistake, because, you

see, the bed, here, is my spot.

BUZZ:

I need to repair my turbo boosters.

Do you people still use fossil

fuels, or have you discovered

crystalic fusion?

WOODY:

Well, let's see, we've got double

A's --

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