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Toy Story Page #6
BUZZ:
Watch yourself!!
Buzz shoves Woody down on the bed and re-activates his wrist
laser.
BUZZ:
(continued)
Halt! Who goes there?!
The other toys are peeking over the edge of the bed.
REX:
Don't shoot! It's okay! Friends!
BUZZ:
(to Woody)
Do you know these life forms?
WOODY:
Yes. They're Andy's toys.
BUZZ:
Alright, everyone. You're clear to
come up.
Buzz walks over to the toys.
BUZZ:
I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex steps forward and eagerly shakes Buzz's hand.
REX:
Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
BUZZ:
Why, thank you...
(pulls away)
Now thank you all for your kind
welcome.
REX:
Say! What's that button do?
BUZZ:
I'll show you.
Buzz presses a button on his chest.
BUZZ (SAMPLED VOICE)
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
SLINKY:
Hey, Woody's got something like
that. His is a pullstring, only
it --
MR. POTATO HEAD
Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
HAMM:
Oh yeah, but not like this one.
This is a quality sound system.
Probably all copper wiring, huh?
So, uh, where are you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
BUZZ:
Well...no, actually I'm stationed
up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector
4. As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit of the
Space Ranger Corps, I protect the
galaxy from the threat of invasion
from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn
enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
As Buzz speaks, Woody glances down at the box in which Buzz
arrived.
There is a cartoon drawing of Buzz giving the exact, word-
for-word spiel that Buzz is now giving.
MR. POTATO HEAD
Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
REX:
And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not
actually from Mattel, I'm actually
from a smaller company that was
purchased in a leveraged buy-out.
Well, I don't really understand the
financials, but...
Woody walks over to Bo Peep.
WOODY:
You'd think they've never seen a
new toy before.
BO PEEP:
Well sure, look at him. He's got
more gadgets on him then a Swiss
army knife.
Slinky presses the button on Buzz's arm, activating his
laser light. Buzz quickly pulls his arm away.
BUZZ:
Ah, ah, ah, please be careful! You
don't want to be in the way when my
laser goes off.
MR. POTATO HEAD
Hey, a laser! How come you don't
have a laser, Woody?
WOODY:
It's not a laser! It's a little
lightbulb that blinks!
HAMM:
What's with him?
MR. POTATO HEAD
Laser-envy.
WOODY:
All right, that's enough. Look,
we're all very impressed with
Andy's new toy --
BUZZ:
Toy?
WOODY:
T-O-Y. Toy.
BUZZ:
Excuse me, I think the word you're
searching for is Space Ranger.
WOODY:
The word I'm searching for I can't
say because there's pre-school toys
present.
MR. POTATO HEAD
Gettin' kind of tense, aren't you?
REX:
Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear? Now I'm
curious. What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
WOODY:
He's not a Space Ranger! He
doesn't fight evil or shoot lasers
or fly --
BUZZ:
Excuse me.
Buzz calmly hits a button and wings pop out.
HAMM:
Oh, impressive wingspan. Very good!
WOODY:
Oh, what?!...What?! These are
plastic. He can't fly!
BUZZ:
They are a terillium-carbonic alloy
and I CAN fly.
WOODY:
No, you can't.
BUZZ:
Yes, I can.
WOODY:
You can't!
BUZZ:
Can!
WOODY:
Can't! Can't! Can't!
BUZZ:
I tell you, I could fly around this
room with my eyes closed!
WOODY:
Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer! Prove it.
BUZZ:
All right, then, I will.
(to toys)
Stand back everyone!
The crowd of toys make room for Buzz as he heads towards the
edge of the bed and climbs up the bedpost. He poses like a
high diver, shuts his eyes...
BUZZ:
To infinity and beyond!!
...and leaps off the bed.
Buzz plummets straight down, hits a big rubber ball and
bounces right back up.
He then lands on a Hotwheels car, which races him down the
track, through the loop, and off a ramp. Buzz soars upward
into a plane mobile hanging from the ceiling.
Buzz becomes wedged between the plane's wheels. The impact
turns on the PLANE'S MOTOR making it (and Buzz) spin around
and around.
All the other toys watch from the bed, mesmerized.
Finally the centrifugal force causes Buzz to separate from
the plane, sailing him across the room toward the bed.
Buzz makes a perfect landing right in front of Woody and
then opens his eyes.
BUZZ:
Can.
The crowd of toys rush Buzz, CHEERING AND CLAPPING WITH
ADORATION.
REX:
Whoa! Oh, wow! You flew
magnificently!
BO PEEP:
BUZZ:
Why, thank you. Thank you all.
Thank you.
WOODY:
That wasn't flying! That was
falling with style!
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