Toy Story Page #6

BUZZ:

Watch yourself!!

Buzz shoves Woody down on the bed and re-activates his wrist

laser.

BUZZ:

(continued)

Halt! Who goes there?!

The other toys are peeking over the edge of the bed.

REX:

Don't shoot! It's okay! Friends!

BUZZ:

(to Woody)

Do you know these life forms?

WOODY:

Yes. They're Andy's toys.

BUZZ:

Alright, everyone. You're clear to

come up.

Buzz walks over to the toys.

BUZZ:

I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

Rex steps forward and eagerly shakes Buzz's hand.

REX:

Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

BUZZ:

Why, thank you...

(pulls away)

Now thank you all for your kind

welcome.

REX:

Say! What's that button do?

BUZZ:

I'll show you.

Buzz presses a button on his chest.

BUZZ (SAMPLED VOICE)

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

The toys all GASP IN AWE.

SLINKY:

Hey, Woody's got something like

that. His is a pullstring, only

it --

MR. POTATO HEAD

Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

HAMM:

Oh yeah, but not like this one.

This is a quality sound system.

Probably all copper wiring, huh?

So, uh, where are you from?

Singapore? Hong Kong?

BUZZ:

Well...no, actually I'm stationed

up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector

4. As a member of the elite

Universe Protection Unit of the

Space Ranger Corps, I protect the

galaxy from the threat of invasion

from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn

enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

As Buzz speaks, Woody glances down at the box in which Buzz

arrived.

ANGLE:
BACK OF BUZZ'S BOX

There is a cartoon drawing of Buzz giving the exact, word-

for-word spiel that Buzz is now giving.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

REX:

And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not

actually from Mattel, I'm actually

from a smaller company that was

purchased in a leveraged buy-out.

Well, I don't really understand the

financials, but...

Woody walks over to Bo Peep.

WOODY:

You'd think they've never seen a

new toy before.

BO PEEP:

Well sure, look at him. He's got

more gadgets on him then a Swiss

army knife.

Slinky presses the button on Buzz's arm, activating his

laser light. Buzz quickly pulls his arm away.

BUZZ:

Ah, ah, ah, please be careful! You

don't want to be in the way when my

laser goes off.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Hey, a laser! How come you don't

have a laser, Woody?

WOODY:

It's not a laser! It's a little

lightbulb that blinks!

HAMM:

What's with him?

MR. POTATO HEAD

Laser-envy.

WOODY:

All right, that's enough. Look,

we're all very impressed with

Andy's new toy --

BUZZ:

Toy?

WOODY:

T-O-Y. Toy.

BUZZ:

Excuse me, I think the word you're

searching for is Space Ranger.

WOODY:

The word I'm searching for I can't

say because there's pre-school toys

present.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Gettin' kind of tense, aren't you?

REX:

Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear? Now I'm

curious. What does a Space Ranger

actually do?

WOODY:

He's not a Space Ranger! He

doesn't fight evil or shoot lasers

or fly --

BUZZ:

Excuse me.

Buzz calmly hits a button and wings pop out.

Again the toys GASP IN AWE.

HAMM:

Oh, impressive wingspan. Very good!

WOODY:

Oh, what?!...What?! These are

plastic. He can't fly!

BUZZ:

They are a terillium-carbonic alloy

and I CAN fly.

WOODY:

No, you can't.

BUZZ:

Yes, I can.

WOODY:

You can't!

BUZZ:

Can!

WOODY:

Can't! Can't! Can't!

BUZZ:

I tell you, I could fly around this

room with my eyes closed!

WOODY:

Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer! Prove it.

BUZZ:

All right, then, I will.

(to toys)

Stand back everyone!

The crowd of toys make room for Buzz as he heads towards the

edge of the bed and climbs up the bedpost. He poses like a

high diver, shuts his eyes...

BUZZ:

To infinity and beyond!!

...and leaps off the bed.

Buzz plummets straight down, hits a big rubber ball and

bounces right back up.

He then lands on a Hotwheels car, which races him down the

track, through the loop, and off a ramp. Buzz soars upward

into a plane mobile hanging from the ceiling.

Buzz becomes wedged between the plane's wheels. The impact

turns on the PLANE'S MOTOR making it (and Buzz) spin around

and around.

All the other toys watch from the bed, mesmerized.

Finally the centrifugal force causes Buzz to separate from

the plane, sailing him across the room toward the bed.

Buzz makes a perfect landing right in front of Woody and

then opens his eyes.

BUZZ:

Can.

The crowd of toys rush Buzz, CHEERING AND CLAPPING WITH

ADORATION.

REX:

Whoa! Oh, wow! You flew

magnificently!

BO PEEP:

I found my moving buddy!

BUZZ:

Why, thank you. Thank you all.

Thank you.

WOODY:

That wasn't flying! That was

falling with style!

Rate this script:3.5 / 6 votes