Toy Story Page #7

MR. POTATO HEAD

Man, the dolls must really go for

you!

(aside)

Can you teach me that?

Woody stands alone at the other end of the bed, fuming.

Slinky, caught up in the euphoria, approaches Woody.

SLINKY:

Heh, heh, heh! Golly bob howdy --

WOODY:

Oh, shut up! In a couple of days,

everything will be just the way it

was. They'll see... they'll see.

I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

MONTAGE:

SONG:
STRANGE THINGS plays over montage.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - LATER

A) Andy plays with Woody: jumping up and down on the bed,

running around the room.

B) Andy sets Woody down on the floor. Next he "lands" Buzz

Lightyear on the floor opposite Woody. Andy shoots Buzz's

laser at Woody and then smacks Woody across the room as if

he'd been blown away by the laser.

C) Andy runs into his closet wearing his cowboy hat and

cowboy pajamas.

MATCH CUT TO:

Andy runs out of the closet clad in Buzz Lightyear pajamas

and a homemade spaceman's helmet.

ANDY:

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.

D) Woody observes all the cowboy-themed items in the bedroom

transform to space motif: the posters, the drawings on the

wall, the pillow, the bedspread.

E) Buzz watches Rex execute a WIMPY ROAR. The space ranger

suggests a few tips for the dinosaur. Rex tries again, this

time giving a "JURASSIC PARK" ROAR.

The roar blasts Potato Head's features right off his face.

F) Woody passes Etch-A-Sketch, who's sporting a portrait of

Buzz.

Woody looks across the room to see Buzz combing Troll Doll's

hair, chatting away like a hair dresser.

Woody angrily shakes Etch, removing Buzz's image.

G) Rocky, Snake, Troll Doll and Rex are lifting Tinkertoys

as weights. Buzz works out on top of an upside down Robot,

using his feet as a treadmill.

Potato Head attempts to lift his Tinkertoy barbell but ends

up tumbling backwards, leaving his arms connected to the

barbell.

H) Woody looks under the bed for Slinky, finding only the

checkerboard.

Woody peeks around the corner of the bed to see Slinky and

Robot, under Buzz's direction, setting Buzz's "ship" up on

top of ABC blocks for repair.

In frustration, Woody kicks the checkerboard, sending the

pieces flying. One of the checkers ricochets off the

dresser and boomerangs into Woody's mouth.

I) On Andy's bed, Buzz pets Slinky whose back end is

stretched over to the other side where Woody sits. Slinky's

wagging tail whacks Woody in the face repeatedly.

Woody shoves Slinky's rear end off the bed, leaving his

front end no choice but to eventually follow.

J) At bedtime, Andy loads his toys into the toybox until

just Woody and Buzz are left. He deliberates as to which

toy to keep and which to toss into the toybox.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - LATER THAT NIGHT

Andy is sound asleep, with Buzz tucked under the covers next

to him.

Woody peeks out at them from the toybox and then sadly sinks

back into the box, closing the lid to...

BLACK:

END MONTAGE/SONG ENDS

The black screen splits horizontally to become...

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - MORNING - WOODY'S POV OF THE BEDROOM

FROM THE TOY BOX

All is clear -- no sign of Andy. Woody throws open the lid

of the toy box.

WOODY:

Finally!

He takes a couple DEEP BREATHS of fresh air, then discovers

that his hat is missing.

WOODY:

(looking back into

the toy box)

Hey! Who's got my hat?

The rubber shark pops up wearing Woody's cowboy hat.

SHARK:

Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy!

WOODY:

(sarcastic)

Ah-hah! Ah-hah-hah!

(grabs the hat)

Give me that!

Woody leaps out of the toy box.

BUZZ (O.S.)

Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog.

Let me show you something. It

looks as though I've been accepted

into your culture.

Woody looks up to see Buzz chatting with Rex and Slinky.

BUZZ:

(continued)

Your Chief, Andy, inscribed his

name on me.

Buzz puts his foot out so that Slinky and Rex can see the

sole of his boot.

The name "ANDY" is written on it in permanent marker.

SLINKY & REX

Wow!

REX:

With permanent ink, too!

BUZZ:

Well, I must get back to repairing

my ship.

Buzz walks away.

Woody looks at HIS foot -- "Andy" is written on it also but

in a much more childish scrawl, and is largely faded.

BO PEEP (O.S.)

Don't let it get to you, Woody.

Hearing Bo, Woody puts his foot back down and quickly

straightens up.

WOODY:

(nonchalant)

Uh, let what? I don't -- Uh, what

do you mean? Who?

BO PEEP:

I know Andy's excited about Buzz,

but you know, he'll always have a

special place for you.

MR. POTATO HEAD

(walking past)

Yeah. Like the attic. Heh, heh...

WOODY:

Alright! That's it!

Woody angrily marches across the room.

Across the room, Buzz's cardboard ship is still up on the

ABC blocks. Buzz lies down on a skateboard and slides under

the ship like a mechanic. Snake and Robot stand by waiting

for instructions. Buzz's hand reaches out from under the ship.

BUZZ:

Unidirectional bonding strip.

Robot turns towards Snake who stands in readiness by a tape

dispenser.

ROBOT:

Mr. Lightyear wants more tape!

Snake rips off a piece of tape with his mouth.

Woody approaches the skateboard, grabs hold of Buzz's foot

and rolls him out from under the ship.

WOODY:

Listen, Lightsnack, you stay away

from Andy. He's mine, and no one

is taking him away from me.

BUZZ:

What are you talking about?

(to Robot)

Where's that bonding strip?!

Buzz rolls himself back under. Woody rolls him out again.

WOODY:

And another thing. Stop with this

spaceman thing. It's getting on my

nerves.

BUZZ:

Are you saying you want to lodge a

complaint with Star Command?

WOODY:

Oh okay, so you want to do it the

hard way, huh?

Buzz stands up, face to face with Woody.

BUZZ:

Don't even think about it, cowboy!

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