Toy Story Page #8

WOODY:

Oh, yeah, tough guy?!

Woody pushes Buzz in the chest, accidentally activating a

button that makes the spaceman's helmet open.

Buzz grabs his neck, GASPING FOR AIR. He drops to his knees

and begins to writhe on the ground, holding his breath.

Woody is unsure how to react.

Suddenly, Buzz SNIFFS the air.

BUZZ:

The air isn't toxic.

Buzz rises and points an accusing finger at Woody.

BUZZ:

How dare you open a spaceman's

helmet on an uncharted planet! My

eyeballs could've been sucked from

their sockets!

Buzz closes his helmet.

WOODY:

You actually think you're THE "Buzz

Lightyear?" Oh, all this time I

thought it was an act!

(to the room)

Hey, guys! Look! It's the REAL

Buzz Lightyear!

BUZZ:

You're mocking me, aren't you?

WOODY:

Oh, no, no, no...

(pointing behind Buzz)

Buzz, look! An alien!

BUZZ:

Where?

Buzz falls for the trick and turns around.

Woody kneels over with LAUGHTER.

SFX:
DOG BARKING

Woody stops short. All the toys look to the bedroom window.

SID (O.S.)

Yessss! Ah, ha, ha, ha...

WOODY:

Uh-oh.

Slinky hides under the bed.

SLINKY:

It's Sid!

REX:

I thought he was at summer camp!

HAMM:

They must have kicked him out early

this year.

The toys rush over to the window.

REX:

Oh, no! Not Sid!

SID (O.S.)

...Incoming!

From out the window, SID PHILLIPS, a hyperactive ten-year-

old, and his dog, SCUD, can be roughly made out jumping

around in their backyard.

A tiny figure stands isolated in the center of the yard.

Sid pummels the figure with rocks while Scud strains at his

leash, barking wildly.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Who is it this time?

WOODY:

I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?

LENNY (O.S.)

Right here, Woody.

Woody turns to see, LENNY, a pair of wind-up binoculars,

approaching him from the other end of the desk. Woody picks

Lenny up and looks through him to survey the scene.

REX:

Oh, no. I can't bear to watch one

of these again!

ANGLE:
BINOCULAR VIEW OF SID'S BACKYARD

A full size toy soldier is posed in a running stance in the

center of the backyard. A huge M-80 is strapped to the

doll's back with masking tape.

WOODY:

Oh, no...it's a Combat Carl.

SID (O.S.)

(plays under the next

5 lines)

Just stay where you are, Corporal!

Don't move, Carl. You'll blow up.

I know you're tired! I know your

leg is cramping, but you can't move.

Do you hear me?

Buzz breaks through the crowd.

BUZZ:

What's going on?

WOODY:

Nothing that concerns you spacemen.

Just us TOYS.

BUZZ:

I'd better take a look anyway.

Buzz grabs Lenny from Woody and looks through him.

BUZZ:

Why is that soldier strapped to an

explosive device?

WOODY:

(redirecting Buzz's view)

That's why. Sid.

ANGLE:
BINOCULAR VIEW OF THE DOG, SCUD

BUZZ:

Sure is a hairy fellah.

WOODY:

No! No, that's Scud, you idiot!

Again, Woody readjusts Buzz's view.

ANGLE:
BINOCULAR VIEW OF SID

He is sporting a skull t-shirt and LAUGHING HIDEOUSLY.

WOODY:

THAT is Sid!

BUZZ:

You mean that happy child?

MR. POTATO HEAD

That ain't no happy child.

REX:

He tortures toys -- just for fun.

BUZZ:

Well, then we've got to do something!

Buzz steps up onto the window ledge. The toys GASP IN SHOCK.

BO PEEP:

What are you doing?!! Get down

from there!

BUZZ:

I'm going to go teach that boy a

lesson.

WOODY:

Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt

him with your scary laser.

Woody presses Buzz's laser button. It emits a WIMPY

ELECTRONIC BEEP. Buzz quickly pulls his arm away.

BUZZ:

Be careful with that, it's

extremely dangerous.

While Woody and Buzz banter, Lenny witnesses Sid lighting

the fuse of the M80.

LENNY:

He's lighting it! He's lighting it!

SID (O.S.)

NO-O-O-O-O!!! CA-A-A-A-A-ARL!

LENNY:

Hit the dirt!

The toys jump away from the window.

SFX:
EXPLOSION

Dirt clouds and toy shrapnel rain down along the side of

Andy's house.

SID (O.S.)

Yes! He's gone! He's history!

Andy's toys peek over the window sill.

ANGLE:
SID'S YARD

A large black scorch mark is all that remains where Combat

Carl once stood. Sid jumps up and down victoriously while

Scud resumes his BARKING.

BUZZ:

I could have stopped him.

WOODY:

Buzz, I would love to see you try.

(gesturing to Sid's yard)

'Course I'd love to see you as a

crater.

Sid CACKLES and dances around the crater.

BO PEEP:

The sooner we move the better.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. ANDY'S FRONT YARD - SUNSET

A "FOR SALE" real estate sign stands in the front yard.

Another sign reading "SOLD" hangs from the bottom.

INT. UPSTAIRS HALL/ANDY'S BEDROOM

Mom opens the door to Andy's room and steps in. The room is

full of packing boxes, most of them half full. Andy is

playing with Woody and Buzz.

ANDY:

To infinity and beyond!

MRS. DAVIS

Oh, all this packing makes me

hungry. What would you say to

dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?

ANDY:

Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool!

Andy throws the two toys on his desk with Buzz landing right

on top of Woody.

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