Toy Story Page #9

MRS. DAVIS

Go wash your hands and I'll get

Molly ready.

The minute the door is closed Woody comes alive and shoves

Buzz off of him.

ANDY (O.S.)

Can I bring some toys?

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.)

You can bring ONE toy...

ANDY (O.S.)

Just one?

Woody perks up with concern.

WOODY:

(to himself)

One toy?

He glances over his shoulder at Buzz, who is walking away

towards the opposite end of the desk.

Woody picks up a Magic 8 Ball left beside him on the desk.

With his back to Buzz, Woody quietly shakes the 8 ball.

WOODY:

(whispering)

Will Andy pick me?

He tips the 8 ball over. The triangular oracle floats up to

the surface. Its prediction reads: DON'T COUNT ON IT.

WOODY:

Don't count on it?!! Doh-h-h-h!

Woody throws down the 8 ball in disgust. It rolls across

the desk and falls behind it with a LOUD THUD.

Woody suddenly becomes interested in the back of the desk

and peers down it.

ANGLE:
BACK OF THE DESK

The 8 ball is wedged way down near the bottom. The space is

a black chasm, dark and deep, just big enough to fit...a toy.

Woody looks across the desk at Buzz.

He is HUMMING TO HIMSELF as he forages through Andy's

pen/pencil tray looking for "tools" to repair his ship with.

Right behind Buzz sits

THE RC CAR:

It rests on the desktop, pointing in the direction where the

8 ball fell, with the remote laying by its side.

Woody smiles for a beat and then runs in a panic over to Buzz.

WOODY:

Buzz!! Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear!!

Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness!

We've got trouble!

BUZZ:

Trouble?!

(looking around)

Where?!

WOODY:

(pointing to the back

of the desk)

Down there. Just down there. A

helpless toy...it's...it's trapped,

Buzz!

BUZZ:

Then we've no time to lose!!

Buzz runs over and looks down the back of the desk.

BUZZ:

I don't see anything!

Woody picks up the remote for the RC Car and switches it on.

RC's eyes (headlights) open sleepily.

WOODY:

Oh, he's there. Just, just keep

looking.

Woody hits the "FORWARD" button on the remote and steers the

RC Car straight for Buzz.

BUZZ:

What kind of a toy -- ?

Buzz turns to see RC headed straight for him. He dives out

of the way as the RC Car SMASHES into the base of...

A BULLETIN BOARD

The impact forces pushpins to fly out of the board. Buzz

ducks as pins land all around him, sticking into the desk

like arrows.

POTATO HEAD:

sits on the floor in the midst of a card game with Hamm.

He looks up at the desk and GASPS as the bulletin board

slams down onto...

A GLOBE:

knocking it out of its stand. The globe starts rolling

right at Buzz.

Woody stands frozen in disbelief at the chaos he's created.

Buzz runs along the desk, the globe rolling right behind

him, Indiana Jones style. Buzz gets stuck "log rolling" on

a pile of pencils, but at the last second jumps out of the

way onto the window ledge.

The globe lumbers past Buzz and strikes a Luxo-style

desklamp. The arm of the lamp swings all the way around,

barely missing Woody...

...and knocks Buzz out the window.

TOYS:

BUZZ!!!!

WOODY:

Buzz!!!

Woody looks out the window. No sign of Buzz. All the other

toys rush over to the sill.

SLINKY:

I don't see him in the driveway! I

think he bounced into Sid's yard.

Woody backs away from the COMMOTION, unnoticed.

REX:

(GASP)

Buzz!

RC CAR:

(electric motor sounds)

Whirrr!! Whirrrr-whirrrr!!!

Rex looks over at RC. The remote control car is bouncing up

and down excitedly.

REX:

Hey everyone! RC's trying to say

something!

The toys turn from the window to RC.

REX:

(leaning down close

to RC)

What is it, boy?

RC CAR:

(electric motor sounds)

Whirrr!!! Whirrr! Whirrrrrr!!

MR. POTATO HEAD

He's sayin' that this was no accident.

TOYS:

Huh?

BO PEEP:

What do you mean?

MR. POTATO HEAD

I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed...

(pointing at Woody)

...by Woody.

TOYS:

WHAT?!?

The toys turn to Woody who suddenly realizes how this looks.

WOODY:

Wait a minute. You -- you don't

think I meant to knock Buzz out the

window, do you Potato Head?

MR. POTATO HEAD

That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you

back-stabbin' murderer!

WOODY:

Now, it was an accident! Guys,

c'mon now, you...you gotta believe me

SLINKY:

We believe you, Woody. Right, Rex?

REX:

(backing away)

Oh, I don't like confrontations.

The Sargent pops out of the army bucket next to Woody.

SARGENT:

Where is your honor, dirtbag?! You

are an absolute disgrace! You

don't deserve to --

Woody seals the lid back on the bucket.

Potato Head starts closing in on Woody.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Couldn't handle Buzz cuttin' in on

your playtime, could ya Woody?

Didn't want to face the fact that

Buzz just might be Andy's new

favorite toy, so you got rid of him.

Well, what if Andy starts playin'

with me more, Woody, huh? You

gonna knock me outta the window, too?

Potato Head has driven Woody back to the very edge of the

desk -- trapped.

HAMM:

I don't think we should give him

the chance.

Suddenly, the lid pops off the bucket of army men.

SARGENT:

There he is, men! Frag him!

The army men yell CHARGE and pounce on Woody, while all the

rest of the toys close in.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Let's string him up by his pull-

string!

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