Toy Story 2 Page #6

I'm actually excited about this.

I mean it.

I really am!

- And why shouldn't you be?

- Yee-hah!

- Whoa!

- ~ Swing your partner do-si-do ~

- Look at you, dancing cowboy!

- Look! I'm doin' the box step!

[ Woody Laughs ]

[ Grunting ]

Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there!

- Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.

- Hey, how much farther, Buzz?

[ Grunting ]

Halfway there.

[ Groaning ]

My arms can't hold on much longer!

[ Toys Crying Out ]

[ Grunting ]

Too... heavy.

- Oh! What was I thinking?

My antigravity servos!

- [ Hydraulic Whirring ]

Hang tight, everyone.

I'm going to let go of the wall.

- What?

- He wouldn't.

- One--

- He would.

- Two--

- [ All Protest ]

- Three!

- [ Toys Screaming ]

[ Toys Landing, Grunting ]

To infinity and beyond!

- Approaching destination.

Reengaging gravity.

- [ Hydraulic Whirring ]

[ Laser Buzzing ]

- Area secure. It's okay, troops.

- [ All Moaning ]

The antigravity sickness will wear off

momentarily. Now let's move!

Remind me to glue his helmet shut

when we get back.

How 'bout givin' me

a little intro there, Jessie?

Introducing the high-ridin'-est

cowboy around--

- You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!

- [ Giggles ]

The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est

cowboy hero of all time,

Sheriff Woody!

- Say, little missy, you notice

any trouble around these parts?

- [ Snorts Laughter ]

Nary a bit,

not with Sheriff Woody around.

Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! I got it!

I got it! This is great! Okay!

The bandits got the critters

tied up in the burning barn,

and now for the best part!

Help us!

The barn's on fire!

I've gotya, critters.

No need to worry.

Woody saves the day again!

- Yee-hah!

- Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?

I have to ride off

into the sunset-- Oh!

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans, Chuckles ]

[ Giggling ] W-W-Watch it.

Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?

- Oh, you are?

- No, no, no. Cut it out.

Stop it. Stop it.

- No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!

- [ Laughing ]

[ Laser Buzzing ]

Mission log. Have reached

Zurg's command deck, but no sign

of him or his wooden captive.

- [ Woody ]Please, no!

- That's Woody!

- [ Howling ]

- This way!

[ Woody ]Please, please, no!

[ Potato Head ]Buzz, can you see?

What's going on?

[ Tickling, Protests Continue ]

- [ Jessie ] Take that!

- [ Potato Head ]

To the left. No, your left.

- Take it up higher.

- [ Buzz ] What's happening?

Oh, it-it's horrible.

They-they're torturing him.

- [ Gasps ] What are we gonna do, Buzz?

- Use your head!

But I don't wanna use my head!

[ All Screaming ]

- [ All Moaning ]

- What's going on here?

Buzz, guys!

Hey, how did you find me?

- Watch yourself!.

- [ Slinky ]

We're here to spring ya, Woody!

- [ Yelling ]

- You heard of kung fu?

Well, get ready for pork chop.

Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!

[ Snarling ]

Hold it, now! Hey, you don't understand!

These are my friends!

- Yeah, we're his friends!

- No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!

- [ Growling ]

- Hey, stop it!

Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!

- Grab Woody, and let's go!

- Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!

- Quick! To the vent!

- They're stealing him.

- [ Pete ]No!

- [ Woody Yelling ]

- Hold it right there!

- Buzz?

- You again?

-Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.

-Buzz, what is going on?

Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,

and I'm in charge of this detachment.

- No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.

I'm Buzz Lightyear!

- I am Buzz Lightyear!

So, who's the real Buzz?

-I am!

-I am! Don't let this impostor fool you!

He's been trained by Zurg himself

to mimic my every move.

[ Gasps, Chokes ]

- [ Continues Gasping ]

- [ All ] Buzz!

I had a feelin' it was you,

Buzz. My front end just had

to catch up with my back end.

Will somebody please

explain what's going on?

It's all right, space ranger.

It's a code 546.

- [ Gasps ] You mean it's a--

- Yes.

- And he's a-- [ Gasps ]

- Oh, yeah.

- Your Majesty.

- [ Chuckles ]

- Woody, you're in danger here.

We need to leave now.

- Al's selling you to a museum--

- in Japan!

- [ Chuckling ] I know. It's okay, Buzz.

- I actually wanna go.

- What?

- Are you crazy?

Look, the thing is,

I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,

and these guys are my Roundup gang.

- What are you talking about?

- What am I talking about?

Woody's Roundup !

- What are you talking about?

- What am I talking about?

Woody's Roundup !

Oh, it's this great old TV show,

and I was the star. See? Now look.

Look! Look at me!

See? That's me!

- This is weirdin' me out.

- Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.

There was all this merchandise

that just got packed up.

Oh, you should have seen it.

There was a record player and a yo-yo--

Buzz, I was a yo-yo!

- "Was"?

-Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.

Nah, Buzz.

[ Sighs ]

I can't go.

I can't abandon these guys.

They need me to get into this museum.

Without me, they'll go back

into storage-- maybe forever!

Woody, you're not a collector's item.

You're a child's plaything.

You are a toy!

For how much longer?

One more rip, and Andy's done with me.

And what do I do then, Buzz?

Huh? You tell me.

Somewhere in that pad of stuffing

is a toy who taught me...

that life's only worth living

if you're bein' loved by a kid.

And I traveled all this way

to rescue that toy...

because I believed him.

Well, you wasted your time.

- Let's go, everyone.

- What about Woody?

He's not coming with us.

But-But Andy's coming home tonight.

Then we'd better make sure

we're there waiting for him.

I don't have a choice, Buzz.

This is my only chance.

To do what, Woody? Watch kids from

behind glass and never be loved again?

Some life.

- [ TV Woody ]Is everybody okay?

- [ TV Jessie ]Sheriff Woody!

- I knew you'd make it!

- Now, remember, deputies,

the real treasures are

your friends and family.

Before I go, kids, I want to share

somethin' special with you,

- for the times I'm not around.

- Good going, Woody!

I thought they'd never leave.

[ TV Woody Singing ]

~ You've got a friend in me~

~You've got a friend in me ~

- Woody?

-~ You've got troubles~

~Well, I've gate's too ~

~There isn't anything I wouldn't do ~

-~ We stick together and

see it through 'cause~

- [ Sighs ]

~ You got a friend in me~

~ Some other folks might be

a little bit smarter than I am ~

~Bigger and stronger too~

Maybe.

~ But none of them will ever love you ~

~ The way I do

It's me and you, boy~

~And as the years goby~

~ Our friendship will never die~

- [ Sighs ] What am I doing?

- ~ You're gonna see it's our destiny~~

- Buzz! Wait! Wait!

- Woody, where are you going?

You're right, Prospector.

I can't stop Andy growing up.

But I wouldn't miss it for the world.

- No!

- Buzz!

- Yes?

- Yes?

- I'm coming with you!

[ Gasps ] Wait! Wait-wait-wait-wait.

I'll be back in just a second.

Way to go, cowboy!

- Hey, you guys-- Come with me.

- What?

Andy will play with all of us.

I know it!

Woody, I-I--

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