Toy Story 2 Page #5

get the cool belt, Buzz?

Well, slotted pig,

they're standard issue.

No!

[ Flash Popping ]

- [ Al Chuckling ]

It's like printing my own money.

- [ Phone Ringing ]

- Yeah? What?

- [ Man Speaking, Indistinct ]

Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi.

Yes, uh, I have the pictures right here.

In fact, I'm in the car right now on

my way to the office to fax them to you.

I'm going through a tunnel!

I'm breakin' up!

Oh, wow! Will you look at me?

It's like I'm fresh out of the box!

Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna

have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!

H-Hi! Hello!

Great. Now you can go.

Well, what a good idea.

[ Pete ]

Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.

She's been through more than

you know. Why not make amends

before you leave, huh?

It's the least you can do.

[ Groans ] All right.

But I don't know what good it'll do.

Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?

Thought I'd get one last look at

the sun before I get packed away again.

Look, Jessie.

I know you hate me for leaving,

but I have to go back.

I'm still Andy's toy.

Well, if you knew him, you'd understand.

See, Andy's a real--

Let me guess.

Andy's a real special kid.

And to him, you're his buddy,

his best friend.

And when Andy plays with you,

it's like even though you're not moving,

you feel like you're alive,

because that's how he sees you.

How did you know that?

Because Emily was just the same.

She was my whole world.

[ Woman ]

~ When somebody loved me~

~Everything was beautiful~

~Every hour we spent together~

~Lives within my heart~

~And when she was sad~

~I was there to dry her tears~

~And when she was happy so was I~

~ When she loved me~

~ Through the summer and the fall~

~ We had each other

That was all~

~Just she and I together~

~Like it was meant to be~

~And when she was lonely~

~I was there to comfort her~

~And I knew that~

~She loved me~

[ Both Giggling ]

~So the years went by~

~I stayed the same~

~But she began to drift away~

~I was left alone~

~Still I waited for the day~

~ When she'd say~

~I will always love you~

~Lonely and forgotten~

~I never thought she'd look my way~

~She smiled at me and held me~

~Just like she used to do~

~Like she loved me~

~ When she loved me~

~ When somebody loved me~

~Everything was beautiful~

~Every hour we spent together~

~Lives within my heart~

~ When she loved me~~

You never forget kids

like Emily or Andy.

[ Whispering ]

But they forget you.

-Jessie, I-I didn't know.

-Just go.

How long will it last, Woody?

Do you really think...

How long will it last, Woody?

Do you really think...

Andy is gonna take you

to college or on his honeymoon?

Andy's growing up,

and there's nothing you can do about it.

It's your choice, Woody.

You can go back, or you can stay

with us and last forever.

You'll be adored

by children for generations.

Who am I to break up the Roundup gang?

- Hey, Woody, are you in here?

- Nah. This one's empty too.

- Woody! Woody!

- Woody!

Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of

you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?

- Why, no, I haven't.

- Hey! He was talkin' to me!

- No! He was talkin' to me!

- Why, you--

- [ Both Grunting ]

- You see, all along,

we thought the way into Zurg's fortress

was through the main gate,

but in fact, the secret entrance

is to the left, hidden in the shadows.

-To the left and in the shadows. Got it.

-[ Al Speaking Japanese ]

- Someone's coming.

- Everyone take cover.

It was a big pile up, but don't want

to bore you with the details.

Yes. Now, let me

confirm your fax number.

- [ Man ] 01 1 -- [ Continues ]

- 01 1 . Wait.

That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.

- It's him.

- The chicken man.

- Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.

- [ Slinky ]

That's the kidnapper, all right.

A kidnapper!

An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.

[ Grunting ]

And the pice de rsistance!

I promise the collection will be

the crown jewel of your museum.

- It's Woody!

- Now that I have your attention,

- imagine we added

another zero to the price, huh?

- [ Man Speaking, Indistinct ]

- I'll pay anything you want.

- Yes! Yes!

You got a deal!

I'll be on the next flight to Japan!

Quick.

Into the poultry man's cargo unit.

He'll lead us to Zurg.

Move, move, move!

[ Sputtering ] Don't touch my moustache!

[ Scatting Happily ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Al Speaking, Indistinct ]

Rich, rich, rich, rich!

[ Laughing Maniacally ]

- [ Gasps ]

- ~~ [ Humming Happily ]

[ Grunts ]

~~ [ Continues Humming ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

Huh?

[ Grunts ]

[ Doors Mooing ]

[ Radar Buzzing ]

[ Growls ] Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

- [ Rex ] Ha! He didn't take the bag!

- No time to lose!

- [ Rex ] Ha! He didn't take the bag!

- No time to lose!

[ Grunting ]

He's ascending

in the vertical transporter.

All right, everyone. Hang on.

We're gonna blast through the roof.

- Uh, Buzz?

- To infinity and beyond!

What are you? Insane? We're

wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.

- [ Grunting ]

- I don't understand.

Somehow, my fuel cells have gone dry.

- [ Screams ]

- [ Chuckles ]

[ Laser Buzzing ]

[ Laser Stops ]

- [ Bell Dings ]

- Blast. He's on level 23.

How are we gonna get up there?

Maybe if we find some balloons,

we could float to the top.

Are you kidding?

I say we stack ourselves up,

push the intercom

and pretend we're delivering a pizza.

How about a ham sandwich...

with fries and a hot dog?

- What about me?

- You can be the toy

that comes with the meal.

Troops! Overhere. [ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

Just like you said, lizard man.

"In the shadows to the left."

Okay. Let's move!

Mission log. Have infiltrated

enemy territory without detection...

and are making our way

through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.

You know, I think that Buzz aisle

went to his head.

[ Slinky ] Oh, no.

Which way do we go?

-This way!

-[ Potato Head ] What makes you so sure?

- I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.

- [ Motor Whirring ]

We've been detected. The walls!

They're closing in! Quick!

- Help me prop up vegetable man,

or we're done for.

- Hey! Put me down, you moron!

Guys, look! It's not the walls!

It's the elevator!

Come on. We've got no time to lose.

Everyone grab hold!

- [ Hamm ] What?

- [ Slinky ] Huh?

[ Hamm ] Uh, Buzz,

why not just take the elevator?

They'll be expecting that.

[ Rex ]Hey, Buzz! Stop!

Slowdown!

To overnight six packages

to Japan is how much?

- [ Woman Speaking, Indistinct ]

- What? That's in yen, right?

Dollars? [ Groans ]

You are deliberately taking advantage...

of people in a hurry, you know that?

All right. [ Sputtering ]

I'll do it! All right. Fine.

I'll have the stuff

waiting in the lobby, and you'd

better be here in 1 5 minutes,

- because I have a plane

to catch, do you hear me?

- [ Door Closing ]

Whoo-hoo!

We're finally going.

Can you believe it?

[ Laughs ]

That's custom-fitted foam insulation

you'll be riding in, Bullseye.

First class all the way!

You know what?

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