Toy Story 2 Page #4

[ Crunching ]

- [ Crunching ]

- [ Gasps ]

Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.

Oh, tsk. Come on. You don't wanna

help me. I'm the bad guy.

You're gonna go back in storage

because of me, remember? Just go.

Bullseye-- [ Sputtering ]

All right. All right.

But you have got

to keep quiet. Come on.

Over here. Attaboy.

Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.

[ Continues Snoring ]

[ Muffled Grunting ]

[ Chuckling ]

Psst. Bullseye. Cut it out.

Stop it. Psst.

Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.

Stop it.

[ Rumbling ]

- [ Burping ]

- [ Groaning ]

[ Gagging ]

[ Exhaling ]

[ Snorting ]

- Phew.

- [ Remote Clicks ]

- ~ Woody's Roundup

Come on, it's time to play~

- [ Gasping ]

No, Officer! I swear.

[ Muttering ] What? [ Gasps ]

[ Gasping, Muttering ]

Uh-- Oh.

Get in there.

There you go. Cheap case.

- Where is the remote?

- ~~[ Theme Song Continues ]

Where is the remote?

[ Grunting ]

Why don't I put it in the same place

every ti-- Oh, here it is .

[ Yawning ]

[ Muttering ]

[ Door Closing ]

What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry

I can't help you guys out.

Really, I am. But you didn't have

to go and pull a stunt like that.

What? You think I did that?

Oh, right, right.

The TV just happened to turn on,

and the remote magically ended up

in front of you!

- You calling me a liar?

- Well, if the boot fits--

Say that again.

[ Enunciating ]

If the boot fits.

Okay, cowboy.

- Yah!

- [ Grunting ]

How do you like that?

Take it back! Take it back!

Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,

I'm gonna take it easy on you.

- [ Screams ]

-Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.

- [ Cries Out ]

- [ Gasps ]

I don't know

how that television turned on,

but fighting about it

isn't helping anything.

- If I had both my arms--

- The fact is, you don't, Woody,

so I suggest

you just wait until morning.

- The cleaner will come, fix your arm--

- And then I'm outta here!

Oh, no, no.

Bullseye, don't take it that way.

- It's just that Andy--

- Andy, Andy, Andy.

That's all he ever talks about.

[ Sighs ]

Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?

May I remind you that some of us are

carrying over six dollars in change?

Losing health units.

Must rest.

- Is everyone present and accounted for?

- Not quite everyone.

- Who's behind?

- Mine.

Hey, guys.

Why do the toys cross the road?

- Not now, Hamm.

- Oh, I love riddles. Why?

To get to the chicken

on the other side! [ Laughs ]

- [ All Whooping ]

- [ Rex ] The chicken!

- Oh, well. We tried.

- We'll have to cross.

- What the-- You're not

turning me into a mashed potato.

- [ All Gasping ]

I may not be a smart dog,

but I know what road kill is.

There must be a safe way.

[ Buzz ]Okay.

Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.

[ Whimpering ]

Drop!

- [ Air Hissing ]

- [ Horns Honking ]

[ Buzz ] Go!

[ Buzz ] Drop! I said "drop"!

- [ Horns Honking ]

- [ Buzz ] Go!

[ Mumbling ]

[ Buzz ] Drop.

[ Horn Honking, Tires Squealing ]

[ Buzz ]Go.

That went well.

[ Horns Honking ]

Good job, troops.

We're that much closer to Woody.

[ Honking Continues ]

- [ Ringing ]

- Oh, thank goodness you're here.

Is the specimen ready for cleaning?

So, uh, how long is this gonna take?

You can't rush art.

[ Bellowing ]

[ Wheels Squeaking ]

[ Slinky ]Oh, no. It's closed.

We're not preschool toys, Slinky.

We can read.

- [ Doors Mooing ]

- [ Man ] Hey, Joe, you're late.

- We've got

a ton of toys to unloading the back.

- All right. All right.

- I'm comin'. I'm comin'.

- All right. Let's go.

[ Rex ] But the sign says it's closed.

No, no, no, no. All together. Now!

- [ All Grunting ]

- [ Doors Mooing ]

[ Giggling ]

Whoa, Nelly! How are we going to

find Woody in this place?

Look for Al. We find Al,

we find Woody. Now move out!

- Woody?

- Woody.

[ Motor Pumping ]

[ Air Hissing ]

There you go.

[ Chuckles ]

He's for display only.

You handle him too much,

he's not gonna last.

It's amazing. You're a genius.

He's just like new.

[ Gasps ]

Wow.

[ Gasps ]

[ Whistles ]

I could use one of those.

You know, they make it so you can't

defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.

It's extortion.

That's what it is.

Hey, I always thought

the golden sector was the only--

- [ Screams ]

- [ Hamm ] I thought

we could search in style.

Nice going there, Hamm. So how about

letting a toy with fingers drive?

Am I really that fat?

[ Whistles ]

- [ Grunting ]

- Ow!

- What are you doing?

- You're in direct violation

of Code 6404.5,

stating all space rangers

are to be in hyper-sleep...

until awakened by authorized personnel.

- Oh, no.

- [ Grunts ]

You're breakin' ranks, ranger.

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

- I've got an AWOL space ranger.

- Tell me I wasn't this deluded.

No back talk!

I have a laser, and I will use it.

-You mean the laser that's a light bulb?

-[ Laser Humming ]

[ Gasps ] Has your mind been melded?

You could've killed me, space ranger.

Or should I say "traitor"?

- I don't have time for this.

- Halt!

I order you to halt!

[ Both Grunting ]

Listen to me.

Listen. Wait.

- We've been down this aisle already.

- We've never been down this aisle.

- It's pink.

- Face it. We're lost.

- [ Hamm ] Back it up. Back it up.

- [ All Giggling ]

- ~~[ Beach ]

- What a great party!

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

[ Giggling Continues ]

Excuse me, ladies. Does anyone

know where we might find the Al

of Al's Toy Barn?

I can help.

I'm Tour Guide Barbie.

Please keep your hands, arms

and accessories inside the car,

and no flash photography.

-Thank you.

-I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud.

- I'm a married spud.

- Then make room for the single fellas.

[ Barbie ] To our right is

the Hot Wheels aisle. Developed in 1 967,

the original series had 1 6 cars,

including the Corvette.

I beg your pardon, ma'am,

but where's Al's office?

Please hold all questions

until the end of the tour. Thank you.

[ Screams ]

It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!

-Hey, get this outta here, "geek-osaur."

-Excuse me, sir. [ Gasps ]

- [ Potato Head ]Look out!

- Stop, stop, stop!

[ All Yelling ]

- [ Rex Whimpering ]

- [ Hamm ] Turn into the spin, Barbie!

[ Screams ]

My source of power!

No! Comeback![ Yells ]Hey!

Wait up! Hey!

Come on! Slow down!

Dinosaur overboard!

Slow down! [ Cries Out ]

Remain seated, please.

[ Recites In Spanish ]

Ow! Listen to me. Listen to me.

You're not really a space ranger.

You're a toy.

We're all toys. Do you hear me?

- Well, that should hold you

till the court martial.

- Let me go!

You don't realize what you're doing!

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.

Back in 1 995, shortsighted retailers did

not order enough dolls to meet demand.

- Hey, Buzz!

- Halt! Who goes there?

Quit clownin' around and get in the car!

Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!

- You do?

- Come on. I'll tell you on the way.

No, no, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz!

You've got the wrong Buzz!

Say, where'd you

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