Tragedy Girls
[Up-tempo music plays]
Ahhh
[Timber Timbre's "Until
the Night is Over" plays]
[Music intensifies]
There is a house
in New Orleans
Where you woke from a coma
and they bit your cheek
And they cleaned you out
when you went to sleep
Oh, I just wanna
change your mind
Yes, I saw it
[Clatter]
Did you hear that?
Well, I don't hear anything.
Shut your f***ing mouth.
I definitely heard something.
And it's comin' over me
in waves
[Instrumental music plays]
I ain't no doctor, baby,
I ain't no doctor's son
[Metal scrapes]
But I'll cool your fever
Till the doctor comes
Um, no, let's go.
I have a bad feeling.
Come on. It's probably nothing.
What are you talking about?
How could that be nothing?
Why are you being such
[Crickets chirping]
- What?
- I'm sorry. [Chuckles]
I just heard
you were a f***ing man.
[Car door closes]
Anything?
Uh... no.
F*** this.
[Screams]
[Gasping]
[Grunts]
[Thud]
[Up-tempo dramatic music
plays]
Aah!
- It worked! [Chuckles]
- [Chuckles]
[Moans]
- Quick, do it while he's down.
- Yeah.
- [Taser crackling]
- [Whimpering]
Huh? It's not working.
- F***ing Amazon.
- [Moans]
[Taser crackling]
Aaaah!
I think he barely
even feels it.
[Sighs] I got this.
[Slam]
[Mid-tempo music plays]
[Dramatic music plays]
Ugh.
[Moans]
- Do you want to cry for help?
- Go ahead, we'll wait.
- Uh...
- Where's his I. D.?
[Moans]
Lowell Orson Lehmann?
- Lehmann.
- Good name for the news.
Age 42, 6'6",
235 pounds.
- Ooh.
- You realize this expires
in, like, a month, right?
You b*tches made the stupidest
mistake of your lives.
Ah! It speaks?
I'm gonna cut your insides out.
[Laughs]
[Laugh]
[Moans]
I'm gonna skull-f***
your severed heads
while your parents watch!
[Laughter]
You don't know
what I'm capable of.
What? [Laughs]
Of course we know.
We're your biggest fans, dude!
Seen everything
you've ever done.
Well, everything we know about.
We're pretty sure it's four.
- Since last May, is that right?
- Five, plus Craig.
Totes. You know, you can
follow us, if you want.
It's @TragedyGirls.
That's two, plural.
- See this?
- [Moans]
You wouldn't believe
how relieved we were
when you started
knocking off freshies.
This town can be,
like, so boring.
It took us a while
to figure out, but we did.
How many weeks apart
before he strikes again?
You really have a thing
Fortunately for everyone,
She does.
All it took was a few boys
to set the trap.
Do you know how many handjobs
this girl had to give?
Like 30.
But you finally showed.
And you didn't disappoint.
We are gonna have
so much fun together.
[Breathing heavily]
[Chuckles]
[Smack]
Oh!
- [Taser crackles]
- Aaah!
[Gurgling]
You smell that?
That's your f***ing
skin burning!
Make no mistake
who's in charge, b*tch.
We're on the same side,
you know.
We want the same things.
We just don't know everything.
- That's where you come in.
- We need a trainer.
A teacher. Yoda.
Now, McKayla here... she wasn't
really sold on the idea.
Hmm. I had to be convinced.
Luckily, I understand
the importance
of a close student-teacher
relationship.
And I bet you
are dying to impart
a little of your experience
on a few ambitious
up-and-comers.
Am I right?
[Laughing]
- Gross.
- Hey!
Bad Lowell! No!
[Snaps fingers]
- No!
- We'll see how you feel
after a few days
to think it over.
[Moaning]
What the sh*t?
You've got to be kidding me.
You couldn't even
do that right?
Craig, bae.
[Moaning]
- Ambulance.
- [Giggles]
They're on their way.
Just hang in there.
[Moans]
[Whimpering]
[Continues whimpering]
You're back down to four.
[Cults' "Always Forever" plays]
You and me always forever
[Grunts]
We could stay alone
together
Do you ever do this?
The whole "industrial lye
to melt the body" thing?
We stole it
from "Breaking Bad,"
but it totally works.
Yeah, it took a lot
of stray cats and dogs
to get this mixture down.
[Tool squishing body]
[Cellphone vibrates]
- Past his bedtime.
- [Singsong voice] On it!
Stay the f*** away from me!
Oh!
[Shouting indistinctly]
You know you've got me
in your pocket
You know
- She's got my vote.
- Really?
- Just joking, b*tch.
- Hey, guys! Who's left?
Hey!
Oh, they just cut
Rusty and Tina,
so we're rooting
for Lucy and J.T.
- How was prom planning?
- Really great.
Sadie and I have
some really good ideas.
Well, it's your senior year.
Enjoy it!
I'll try.
But I've got
a big day tomorrow, so bye.
- Good night, sweetie!
- Night, baby!
[Door opens, closes]
- Sorry I'm late.
- All good, kiddo.
Thanks for the leftovers.
- No problem.
- Did you take the truck out?
Yeah. Grocery run.
And, yes, I filled the tank.
- [Cellphone dings]
- [Laughs] That's my girl.
- Night, pop.
- Night, kid.
Hey! Have you seen
the cat lately?
Nope. Sorry.
Weird.
[Up-tempo rock 'n' roll
plays]
We were gonna hang out, but
then he just stopped texting.
Did you guys, like,
hear from him?
It's been, like,
a really long time.
- Because he was such a good guy.
- I know, right?
happened to him.
It's like... poof...
he vanished, right?
Death is just an inevitable
part of life, you know?
Yeah, we have to,
like, treasure
the time we have or whatever.
It's, like, anybody
could be next, even you.
You can find more information
about the recent
unsolved murders
on our Tragedy Girls
Twitter page.
You know, if you want.
I can walk it off
- [Laughs] I know, right?
- [Laughs]
Okay, quiet down, everyone.
Quiet.
Okay, before we get started,
I think that we need to address
the elephant in the room.
Craig is a model citizen
of this school.
And if you need anyone
to talk to, I'm here.
Okay?
[Knock on door]
Oh.
[Door opens]
[Clears throat]
with the sheriff.
Mrs. Kent.
Now, I know there's been
a lot of speculation
as to what happened.
And at this time,
we firmly believe
Craig has run away from home.
No!
I mean...
how do you know?
I'm not at liberty to say.
So, there's no suspicion
of foul play?
of deaths in the tri-town area?
Okay, girls, could we just
give it a rest, please?
No, it's okay, Charlotte.
There's no need to panic,
but if anyone has further
information about Craig,
do not hesitate to come forward
so we can bring him home safe.
Really?
There's nothing else
you want to warn us about?
No, Jordan.
Not at this time.
Mrs. Kent.
[Sighs]
Thanks, Sheriff.
I know how easy it is
to spread rumors
when you're in high school,
but can we please try
and be respectful?
That goes for everyone.
[Whimsical music plays]
The sheriff's office
is in full-on denial.
But are they telling
the full truth?
- How was that?
- Eh, I could go again.
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