Tragedy Girls Page #2
We need to emphasize
the Upworthy-ness.
'Kay, one sec.
[Indistinct conversations]
I can't believe
everyone is so calm.
I mean, there's a dangerous
killer on the loose...
so to speak.
Well, they jumped the gun
on bringing in Jordan's dad.
There hasn't even been
a stake-raising second death.
What's with you
and that mama's boy anyway?
Nothing.
We're sort of friends.
Well, you don't need
any friends.
- You have me.
- Aw, someone's jelly.
I'm not jelly.
He just has
Ever since he got held back
a year, he's been super-clingy.
Put him out of his misery
already.
Um, we need him
for the video editing?
He's legit talented.
We only got one retweet today...
from your mom.
Sad.
Fine. We'll step up our game.
[Locker door slams]
Now it's important
to distinguish
what kind of killers
Serial killers can operate
over many years
and have very distinct patterns
[Victims scream,
chain saw buzzes]
have cooling-off periods,
and kill like 2 or more people
[Victims screaming]
- So it's like a Jeffrey Dahmer...
- Ugh.
- Versus a Charles Starkweather...
- Hmm.
But what kind of killer is
operating in Rosedale right now?
And more importantly,
is he behind the disappearance
of Craig Thompson?
- And even more importantly...
- Who will be next?
[Smack]
[Click]
Yeah, so, I think my roto here
works pretty well.
And, uh, you guys really sell it
with the performances.
This is great, Jordan.
Yeah, feel free
to stop whenever.
You know, my dad says
there's no killer
because he doesn't want
to scare people.
But you guys want
to tell the truth,
and so do I.
Cool. So can you
just, like, upload it
whenever it renders or whatever?
Yeah. Okay.
- Thanks, J.
- Oh, wait!
Uh, this is yours.
"Martyrs" was just horrifying.
[Chuckles] So f***ed up.
It's great, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, you know,
I've been getting into
if you ever want to...
come over.
- We have cheer.
- Yeah. Sorry.
Okay. Yeah. Cool. It's cool.
if you ever want to...
Great. So, I'll... I'll
just post this,
once it's uh, uh,
once it's all good.
[Clicks tongue]
Hashtag Tragedy Girls!
[Dustin Mahler's
"Movin' On" plays]
We're movin' on
We've got a comment
on our video already.
"I made 8,000 dollars this week,
working from home."
F***ing spambots.
It's like nobody cares
what we're doing.
I know.
- Well, how's our new pet?
- Hmm.
Go, go, go, go
So boring.
It's like old drifter Periscope.
I can't believe he's being
He's like, "I'm gonna gut you
like a fish."
Get over yourself, man.
Well, that's it, I guess.
I don't know
how we're gonna become
horror legends
without an iconic killer.
Dude, I told you,
we don't need him.
Your brains, my charisma,
we can do anything.
No offense, but last I checked,
that didn't work out so well.
That was like a million
years ago.
We could kill the juice-bar guy.
[Dramatic music plays]
Hi.
He knows.
Sometimes I just feel
like nothing I do matters.
- Like, I'm not special.
- We're movin' now
Look, we're about to graduate
and go to college,
and we haven't even started
Is that what you want?
Of course not.
But it's about the story.
It's got to be legend-worthy.
Something people
will never forget.
Hmm.
Go, go
Wait.
We just need 100,000 followers
by prom,
and we'll be on our way.
So we steal Lowell's
gross identity,
and use it to leverage
our online presence.
Then we frame him
for everything.
Exactly. To the next phase.
To the next phase.
Be aggressive!
Be, be aggressive!
Rosedale, Rosedale,
we're the best!
Growing stronger than the rest!
Be aggressive!
- Be, be aggressive!
- Be, be beheaded
- [Whistle blows]
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- Put your head down!
- Why do we do this?
- Forget it.
- Hi, ladies!
- Hi, Syl.
- [Sighs]
- What?
- Super-cute shoes, McKayla.
- Thank you.
But, as you know,
we are supposed to have
the proper footwear
for the pyramids
and the catching.
- [Chuckles]
- So?
So I just don't think
they're very practical.
Don't get me wrong, I love them.
sit this one out, okay?
I just want everyone to be safe.
Bye!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- What a c*nt.
- Right?
[Singsong voice]
Rosedale High is trending.
Hashtag RosedaleKiller
or hashtag PrayForCraig?
Ugh. Neither.
It's your leather jacket
of an ex-boyfriend.
Oh.
Jesus, are all of these pics
just him and his crotch rocket?
- Yeah.
- And these song lyrics...
He's so sensitive.
He has so many more
followers than we do,
and it's literally
the same thing!
- What?!
- It's okay.
You've really grown so much
in these last 12 hours.
Be strong.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Hey.
What's up?
Hi, Tobes.
Hey, Kay-Kay.
How are you doing?
I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
I'm just... [Sighs]
I'm, like, really upset
about Craig and everything,
- but...
- That's good.
You need to be open right now
to experience everything.
- I'm so open.
- As scary as it may be,
you can't be afraid
to ride that wave.
- I'm gonna ride it.
- No matter how terrifying it is.
- Embrace it, okay?
- I'm gonna embrace it so hard.
[Chuckles]
Yeah, so we happened to see
some of your posts about Craig.
And they're really similar
to what we're doing.
So we were just wondering
if maybe you could
- give our blog a shout-out?
- Yeah, I don't...
I don't think Toby
really does shout-outs.
I don't know, I think
that a shout-out from me
would be a little off-brand.
Something is definitely
happening in Rosedale,
and I think
that Craig would agree.
Look, I say what I feel.
If people connect with it,
then... that's beautiful.
[Sighs]
But I'm no hero.
Just one post.
It'd really help us out.
I miss you so much, Tobes.
- I miss you too, Kay-kay.
- Really?
I've been thinking a lot
about us lately.
But everything that happened
with Craig is just so...
so messed-up.
You know?
All we have is each other,
and I need to express myself
[Echoing] for the community.
to be present for them.
You understand?
I have 15,000 followers.
[Dramatic music plays]
- We so need to kill him.
- Baby, I need you
But why do we have to kill
the cute ones first?
To make an omelet, you have
to kill some ex-boyfriends.
Plus he's hella-annoying,
and he's distracting you.
Yeah, but how do we do this?
I mean, what are we
trying to say here?
How about "I just stabbed your
basic b*tch-ass in the throat
'cause of your
emo status update."
Be serious.
Okay, you're the one
who's always saying
that we have to have
a higher plan and sh*t.
You're right. If we don't
put thought into this,
we're no different
than the Texas Chainsaw
reject we have tied up.
He's always just trying
to escape.
So boring.
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