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Wait, wait, you don't need me.

You... You got the address.

Take the bag, I don't want it anymore.

What does the woman look like?

She's got blonde hair,

she had a white shirt on.

- She's...

- Yeah, exactly. Let's go.

What's the address

on the pills again?

31 Maryasis Road.

It's in Briarcliff.

Hi, what train goes to Briarcliff?

Ossining or Scarborough,

whichever one is closer to you.

- Scarborough.

- 12:
20, track 40.

Okay. Thank you.

You want to guess what my name is?

My name is Danny.

- Come on, tell me your name.

- I'm not telling you my name.

All right.

Where are you from?

Look, you f***ed up, so you lost

"knowing sh*t" privileges, all right?

- You know, you can be a real...

- A what? Huh?

- A real b*tch?

- What?

No, no.

I was... I was gonna say you can be

a tough nut to crack, but...

Were you really gonna say

"a tough nut to crack"?

Yeah. Why, what's wrong with that?

I live in Pittsburgh.

How's Pittsburgh?

A lot of shitty people.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. You didn't build it.

So, you live with anyone in Pittsburgh?

You know, you got a roommate

or, you know, you got a boyfriend?

I live with a Ricky.

What's a Ricky?

I had a lizard named Ricky once.

Sounds about right.

Come on, you'll be done

when it's done.

Who do you think lives out here?

Rich people.

So, how much do you think

these houses cost?

- Why? You in the market?

- Oh, no.

What about, uh, Sacramento?

You ever been there?

No, thank God.

There's a job opening there.

'Cause I'm a chef, you know?

At a nice restaurant in the city.

You know what

"farm to table" is, right?

I'm more of a cook, I guess.

Okay, sure, whatever,

but you don't have to leave New York.

Yeah, I know, but...

my living situation's not great.

Fine, but there's restaurants everywhere.

That's true.

So what about you? What do you do?

- I'm recently unemployed.

- Oh, really?

What did you do?

I... I was a bartender.

But I made...

I made, like, fancy cocktails.

That's cool. I got this friend Lev

that I went to high school with,

he... he's a bar-back in the city

at this bar and he's just like...

His favorite drink to make

is, like, these egg whites...

Look, I wasn't a bartender, okay?

I worked in a strip club.

All right. Okay.

I bet you were successful

at that, you know.

- What the f***'s that supposed to mean?

- Nothing, just 'cause...

You're pretty and you're smart, and...

Well, I wasn't.

And I was only a waitress, okay?

I didn't strip or work the back.

- All right.

- I'm serious. I don't sleep around.

- What, you don't believe me?

- I believe you.

- Guess how many guys I've slept with.

- It doesn't matter...

- No, no. Guess.

- I'm not guessing, that's stupid.

- I'm not gonna guess.

- Seven.

- Okay.

- It's not a lot.

It's not a lot.

I probably would've said higher.

Oh, so you're saying

I look like a whore now?

No! I just...

I just... I wouldn't even think

you were a whore

if you slept with, like, a hundred guys.

Yeah, exactly.

- Who are you to judge me?

- I'm not judging you.

That's why I don't wanna guess.

We're lost.

- Uh, we shouldn't be.

- No, I've seen that house before.

I don't know. Maybe you were here

when you were a kid.

You know, if that was the right left,

then this is Maryasis.

If they put up a f***in' street sign

we'd be able to tell.

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Looking for an address.

No, no, you can't do this,

it's a federal crime.

Yeah, well, I got an accomplice.

Look, it is the right street.

Put it away.

Can I help you?

- Hey. Um, do you live here?

- I do not.

- Neither do we.

- No.

You don't look much like the Kutikoffs.

The Kutiko... Yeah, uh...

We're supposed to just, you know...

- They're... We're just...

- We're just a little lost.

- We're just a little lost.

- That's it.

You know what I do when I'm lost?

I call the police.

Shall I call them for you?

- No, no.

- No, thanks. We're just gonna leave.

- Thank you.

- Good idea.

Sorry.

Don't worry about it.

He's driving a f***ing SUV.

- What does that mean?

- He's an a**hole.

I don't think anyone's home.

Hey. It's in the living room.

Don't let the dog out.

Uh...

- Is that the girl that took the bag?

- No, no. This girl is younger.

Uh, I guess.

I don't think

she's talking about the briefcase.

I think we just have to find her

and ask her.

Yeah. Yeah, let's do that.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, look, it's a Ricky.

Oh, my God, check it out.

That's a big lizard.

I don't know why they give kids pets

that die so young.

Maybe let 'em be sad about something small

before the really sad things happen.

Come on.

And, you know, lizards have

a really long lifespan.

Like, 20 years.

So what happened to Ricky?

Uh, well, his living situation

wasn't exactly ideal either.

- Ya know.

- Whose is?

These guys'.

- Yeah.

- Hello.

Hello?

Hello?

- Where is she?

- Yeah, and where's the dog?

Hey, look, someone's coming home.

I think that...

That's the guy with the SUV.

What?

Hide. Hide.

What are you doing? Come on.

- We gotta jump.

- What?

We gotta jump.

We got this, okay?

F***.

Come on.

Jump!

Come on.

We didn't let the dog out.

You know what?

Look, I'm going back up there.

I'm going back up there.

I'm going to explain to them.

Take my ID.

If I get arrested

I'm gonna give a false name.

The name isn't the problem,

you've been seen by half the family.

Let's just wait

till they go in the morning.

The wife will probably leave the briefcase

inside, we'll go in and get it.

- And what if it's not there?

- Then we'll leave, all right?

We just got to wait and see.

Look, I'm sorry, all right?

I screwed up.

It's my fault.

I'm gonna forfeit my share, okay?

- But I can't stay here the whole night.

- No, you have to.

Why? Why? And honestly,

you should come with me.

We should let them deal with this.

This is... This is their problem.

This has nothing to do with us.

Unless you know how someone

who's broke can make enough money

to get out of a shitty situation,

then it's worth it to me.

Are you using the money

to get away from that guy?

Yes, okay?

I'm using the money to leave Pittsburgh.

Okay.

Hey, uh...

good job back there.

You know, from not

letting the dog out and stuff.

- You gonna order something?

- Yeah, sure.

Um, what can we get for nine dollars?

Is that including tip?

Sure.

Can I use your phone?

- You have reached the voice mailbox of...

- Scott.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Hey, it's me.

We're fine, we're on it

but we got delayed.

So it won't be going down till tomorrow.

So, yeah, we'll be at the motel

in the morning.

- So what'd he say?

- Couldn't reach him.

All right, look, let's get some food.

You need food?

I need food, I'm starving.

- Yeah?

- All right, yeah.

Kids' menu or appetizers?

So what about you?

You got a roommate, girlfriend?

Well, I was... I was

seeing this girl in my building last year.

Oh, really? With that little

hair thing above your lip?

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