Transamerica Page #2
You don't wanna add
jumping bail to your permanent record.
Something like Stanley.
Stan.
Stan the man.
That's my dad's name.
There's his picture.
He's with my mom.
Mmm.
You okay?
l'm a little dizzy.
Beverly Hills
is close to the ocean, right?
Maybe l'll learn how to surf.
Dye my hair blonde
for the movies.
They love blondes there.
l mean, blonde and blondes.
Stocks and blondes.
Bodacious blonde bottoms.
Not that l'm a bottom or anything.
Are you talking about
pornographic films?
Duh.
ls there a...
ladies room
in this establishment?
Oh!
- Hello.
- Margaret.
lt's Bree.
l'm in New York.
lt turns out this whole jail episode
was just a big mistake.
Talk to me.
He's a thoroughly independent
young man.
We're getting along famously.
after my surgery,
and l promised to take him
to Disneyland.
l see.
So I tIhougIht I'd take
an early fligIht back tomorrow.
get back to work.
recoup some of tIhe money
before my surgery next week.
- How are you?
- Right now,
l'm a little disappointed
because you're lying to me.
ls there anything else
you'd like to say?
There appears to be a step-father.
PerIhaps I can affect a reunion.
Have you ever head of
a place called Callicoon?
l just conferred with
my immediate superior at the church.
lt seems she feels
that getting you away
from this unwholesome
environment is my moral duty.
Free ride, free food,
free hotel rooms,
all the way to L.A.
Uh-huh.
Nothin's free.
You're gonna end up marryin' her
and spending the rest of your life
eating out cob-webby
old stank Christian p*ssy.
Hey, something
for the road, my man?
The finest Tecate.
F***, no, man.
l'm givin' that sh*t up.
Come on. lt's only
five dollars a bag over street price.
Convenience charge.
We could take it out of your cut
if she buys the car.
F*** you, dude.
All right.
Whatever.
You're the man.
No, wait. Hey.
l'm not marrying you.
Glory Hallelujah.
Almost new fan belt.
l changed the oil
a couple of months ago.
Only 230,000 miles.
lt just needs a little paint.
That's all.
lt runs perfect.
Guaranteed.
l've already arranged a rental.
But with this one,
when you get to California,
you could resell, make a profit.
A profit?
Fasten your seatbelt.
l don't like wearing them.
Well, l don't like the idea
of seeing your internal organs
splattered all over the dashboard
in case we get in a wreck,
God forbid, so put it on.
See this shirt?
Only cost me two dollars.
- Quel surprise.
- And the shoes.
Three dollars-- $1 .50 each.
You know how much these things
are worth in Japan?
- Three dollars.
- Like $500.
Japanese people
will kill for old Nikes.
Then you probably
should avoid wearing them in Japan.
Yeah, l'd probably be,
like, disemboweled by a ninja.
You don't have to say ''Like.''
''Probably disemboweled
by a ninja'' is sufficient.
And please don't put your feet
up on the dashboard.
No smoking in the car.
l thought instead
we'd wind through
- Route 20 takes us close to Callicoon.
- l don't want to go there.
What l find absolutely
beyond comprehension
is how a person can perform
all those intimate acts
with just any stranger off the street.
Why should you give a sh*t?
Because it's
the Christian thing to do.
How much money did you make
per...assignation?
Forty or fifty dollars.
Are we gonna be
goin' through Texas?
lt's a pretty hard state to avoid.
Do you have any money for some food?
Oh.
Uh, l'm sorry l can't offer you
a private room.
The church has to conserve
its resources.
l've charted us a course
on the nice little red routes.
Callicoon is only about
l don't wanna go there.
These are nice beds.
Don't you have any pajamas?
No.
Well, you should get some.
Good night.
Rise and shine.
Up, up, up.
We've got a schedule to keep.
Did l put on too much blush?
You're weird.
Hmm.
First place l lived was, like,
a hole in the wall off Avenue C.
l had, like, four roommates.
One was a junkie,
one was a crack head,
one was, like,
a junkie, and the other one was,
well, like, a junkie.
Like, like, like.
Did you know
tIhe Lord Of TIhe Rings is gay?
l beg your pardon.
There's this big,
black tower, right?
And it points right at
this huge burning vagina thing,
and it's, like,
the symbol of ultimate evil.
And then,
Sam and Frodo
have to go into this cave
into this hot, steaming lava pit.
Only at the last minute,
Frodo can't perform,
so Gollum bites off his finger.
Gay.
Take 'em away
Take 'em away, Lord
Take away these chains from me
My heart is broken
'cause my spirit's not free
Lord, take away
these chains from me
Some birds' feathers
are too proud to be caged
l know l'm not that colorful
But a bird just the same
Open up your gate now,
let me put down my load
So l can feel at ease
and go back to my home
Take 'em away
Take 'em away, Lord
Take away these chains from me
What the f*** you lookin' at?
l just didn't think it was right
to come so close to Callicoon
without at least passing through.
Toby!
Where are you going?
You are acting like
a spoiled child.
Oh, my God,
l can't believe my eyes.
lt's my sweet little angel baby.
Take away these chains from me
My heart is broken
'cause my spirit's not free
Just give me another hug.
Oh, l could wring your neck
like a chicken.
My favorite boy.
And all this time,
not even a phone call
to let me know if
you're alive or dead.
l was never your favorite.
Oh, that's what you think.
l used to look at him
out that window,
playin' all day with that big dog.
Toby lived near here?
Just two doors up the road.
So, what you
been doin' with yourself?
l wanna know everything.
He's been in New York,
working toward developing
a career in the film industry.
l'm goin' to California.
California?!
He always was the artistic type.
He used to have
this precious stuffed monkey
he carried around with him everywhere,
even to school.
Are you in
the movie business, too?
She's a missionary with the church.
Praise the Lord.
l'm an electrologist myself.
Oh.
lf you want, l can get
up under your nose in nothin' flat.
My boss lady down at the salon,
she used to work out in California.
From what l hear, some of them
Hollywood beauties
used to be hairy as hogs.
There.
That oughta keep 'em from
stickin' their heads up again.
Thank you.
You ought to go on over
and say hello to your step-daddy.
- l don't wanna see him.
- Of course you do.
The man raised you.
Clothed you.
Fed you.
Sheltered you from harm.
He's your father...
for all practical purposes.
He always was a sensitive thing.
You gonna drive him
all the way to California?
l have to get some air.
Excuse me, and thank you.
- Yeah?
- Good evening.
Do you per chance
know a Toby Wilkins?
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