Transformers: Dark of the Moon Page #2

- Look at that.

- Cute.

- Stop it.

- Wait until you see the end..

Oh I love your little tie.

Hey, where's my girl?

- Where's my girl, where's my beautiful Carly?

- Shes at work, Ma.

- She's got a new job.

- Right.

I thought you were going to be

here in a week.

The 21st of the 11th, Dad remember?

- It's all...

- .. A love job with flies.

Oh, are we keeping you from something?

Like say, your job.

Well it's about time.

Uh, I have, uh, job interviews.

Oh, that's good.

- Well that sucks.

- Stop it.

You don't have to be so

negative Dad, you know.

You're in DC, you're here

with your son, your family.

- I mean it's good times.

- Except it sucks that you dont have a job.

- Good things to do here too, right?

- Yeah.

Right, museums and monuments, okay.

- I'll see you tonight.

- I'm bagging the kid.

Sam, I think for an interview

you should wear real pants.

I think in life you should wear real pants.

Oh, wha... what happened to Bumble Bee?

He's off on his missions,

I had to get this as a back-up.

Oh, your car has a job, huh?

What does it change into?

It doesn't change into anything.

It's a collectors item, I got if for a steal.

It just needs some work, trust me.

Oh, I think it's darling.

It reminds me a lot of Bumble Bee.

If Bumble Bee were a sad piece of sh*t.

Come on we'll give you a ride.

In the years since our arrival.

Our new home, Earth had seen much change.

Energon detectors guard its cities now.

Long range defense systems watch the skies.

MIDDLE EAST - ILLEGAL NUCLEAR SITE

- So now we assist our allies.

In solving human conflicts.

To prevent mankind from bringing harm to itself.

The Defense Minister's car.

On the ground. Better not move, and stay there.

We work in secret teams on various

missions around the globe.

And all the while, we search for signs.

Of our true enemies return.

I am Voshkod, general council

with Ukrainian department of energy.

My government will officially deny

that we're having this conversation.

At one of our decontamination facilities a discovery was made.

Which I fear may be alien in nature.

The Facility's name is, Chernobyl.

Mr. Voshkod.

Uninhabited since '86.

I hear it won't be livable

again for another 20,000 years.

At least. The Ukraine was the

most fertile land, it's a tragedy.

This way.

Gear up, we have 60 minutes on the

ground. Watch your radiation levels.

Mr. Voshkod, where's your protective gear?

Where's your protective gear?

It would not matter.

For me it's only matter of time.

Through the school.

Uri will take you below.

And one other thing, Colonel.

In private, there was some military experi...

It can wait.

Keep moving, stay tight.

Okay, right here.

Bring up the light.

Officer, we got a visual.

We've found an object.

Strapped in some kind of metal harness.

What's this?

Guys, (Garbled)

- Sputnik.

- Energon readings, sir.

It's strong.

Below us.

It's coming fast.

Go there, go there.

Get to top, now.

Let's go, let's go!

Let's go its an autobot.

Stay behind me.

Move, move!

Optimus!

Fall back!

Bring it flank, bring it flank come on.

Get the heavy weapons.

Optimus.

What the hell was that thing?

That is Shockwave.

Why was he after this?

It's impossible.

This is an engine part.

From a long lost Autobot ship.

Pleasure working with you.

Interviews this is so exciting.

Honey, do you want some gum?

Your breath gets really gnarly when you're nervous.

Mr. Whit-wickey.

Yep, the search is over.

I'm Mr. Whitley.

- Is any one else joining?

- No.

No?

- Want me to move right there, I'm okay.

- I prefer not.

Sensei.

Ready, begin.

Uh, graduated this year majored

in geo politics, minor text things.

Very interested in government technologies.

As they intersect and co-exist.

Shape, future.

Why did we bother sending

him to an ivy college for?

Three months out of school

and he can't find a job.

- Mr. Matsu-piece-u.

- Mr. Matsu

- Masi... Moto

- Masu Moto.

- Martha, can I call you Martha?

- No you may not.

Okay.

Jack, there's two type of people in this world.

There's thinkers and there's doers.

There's winners, there's

dreamers and there's buds.

What about, some witnesses.

You have a very trustworthy face.

You remind of like a...

an Asian Colonel Sanders.

A man I can trust.

It's a millennial, you know like

some kind of lost generation.

Why was the FBI looking for you?

The what?

Yeah, FBI getting a flag there.

Did you ever have any craziness

when you were fourteen.

They were very kind to me,

found me in a jiffy.

Uh, and that's all been expunged.

Wound up getting a medal, actually.

Just saying. It's always good to have

a medal guy in the office, with a medal.

- From Obama?

- Yeah.

In this office, we're mostly republicans.

Soo.

- I'm not feeling to good.

- No.

- No.

- Why don't you get a little dipping tray.

And dip the dog in the pepto,

that's the solution.

Pow, I got another one,

we gotta go, come on.

Really?

Sit.

Got a nice cell from this.

Sam Witwicky, recent college graduate.

Previous experience next to zero.

Yet, he has a recommend letter from our board.

W.T.F. to that.

Do I know somebody on your board?

Here's the deal, we know who we are.

Accuretta systems is called

the leader in telecom.

Aerospace, 17 billion in profit last year.

We contract for DOP, NASA, JPL you name it.

You can find here doors open for you.

And what, first job out of

college is critical, Kid.

You either take a step

down the correct career path.

Oh you fall into a life sucking abyss.

- Mmm Hmm.

- So.

It all depends on how you

respond to my next two words.

Impress me.

Now?

Impress me.

You catch me off guard, I...

Impress me.

I'm an open book,

ask me any question you like.

- So you're a go getter ramrod.

- Yes sir.

Take charge kind of guy.

I'm a killer, a stone cold killer.

So, take charge guy.

Take charge, Viking, barbarian.

Of course, it's me.

Pow! I'm here.

We are not looking for that here.

No brown nosing, no suck up.

No toolery, I...

Yes, Mr. Brazos.

Um, why is Chantal using what appears to be,

...a red cup from the red floor?

- When we are on the yellow floor.

- I'm on it.

It is a visual and therefore

a visceral betrayal.

Stop it.

Such a dumb ass.

Disgusting.

Thank you.

It's a total anarchy around here.

The uh, email I read said

administrative aid.

Nope, mail room.

I'm going to go.

Uh, do you have any idea how many Ivy league,

- Phi Beta Kappas would kill...

- Mister I saved your life twice.

Okay, I can't tell you how or when.

Or why, but I have done sh*t that matters.

And I'd just kinda like a job where I matter again.

So thank you, but no thank you.

- Okay.

- You know what I think?

You want the job after this job.

But son, this is the job

that's standing in your way.

And that's why you're going

to be so very, very good at it.

'Cause when I look at you.

I see a younger me.

Classified Nest Headquarters -

Washington, D.C.

All running Autobots in tar,

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