Transformers: Dark of the Moon Page #3

training in 15 minutes.

Dino report to bay 23.

Sideswipe bay 37 for weapons assessment.

Senator, I suggest you remember

that when the NASA

...wants funding they call me.

When the CIA is going to take out a target.

They ask first for my permission.

When the President wants to know which

members of Congress are politically vulnerable.

in terms of oh, let's say

undiscovered criminal conduct.

I'm on their memory dials.

USA agency say they have

been monitoring the blast.

But in fact this was a covert military strike.

- No nation has yet claimed ownership.

- The CIA is up my ass about this mystery...

.. raid in the middle east. So it's time

to come clean was the unit involved.

Uh, I'm not sure, Ma'am.

All right guys, this is

how you do a decepticon...

...head kill shot.

As director of national intelligence

I'm a really big fan of intelligent answers.

I... I can't really tell you definitively.

These Autobots are like teenage kids.

They like to sneak out of the house once in a while.

Colonel Lennox, are you in command...

- ... or are you not?

- Yes, Ma'am. I am...

Stop with the Ma'am, enough with the Ma'am.

Do I look like a Ma'am?

No, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am, yes.

- This one is a perfect invention I have made.

- Right.

Oh, good they're here.

My names' Que. I do hope

you have answers for him.

- I've never seen him so upset.

- Optimus, you remember Charlotte Mearing?

Our Director of National Intelligence.

He's in a bad mood.

He's a not want to talk-a to anybody today.

What is this?

The silent treatment?

We've seen that, and this is not that.

This is worse.

Prime, make something of yourself.

He's pissed.

You lied to us.

Everything humans' know of our planet

we were told had all been shared.

So why was this found in human possession?

We were in the dark on this also.

It was director only clearance

at Sector 7, until now.

- The bag.

- Which bag?

Air Ms. Berkin, green ostrich.

Oh my god.

This is a secret few men knew.

And fewer still remain alive.

Allow me to please introduce to you,

two of NASA's founding mission directors.

and astronaut, Dr. Buzz Aldrin.

One of the first two men

to step foot on the moon.

Sir.

Optimus Prime.

From a fellow space traveler.

It's a true honor.

The honor is mine.

Our entire space race of the 1960's...

...it appears was in response to an event.

Our astronauts investigated a crashed alien ship.

No survivors on board.

We were sworn to secrecy

by our commander in chief.

This was a mission you will never speak of.

I understand, sir.

A total of 35 people knew the real plan at NASA.

Soviets managed to land unmanned probes.

Somehow they must have picked up that fuel rod.

We believe the Russians deduced

that the rod was a fissionable fuel assembly.

Believed they had it mastered

and harnessed it at Chernobyl.

We went on six missions in all.

We took hundreds of photos and samples.

We locked them away forever.

And the moon program was shut down.

Where did you search the crash hold?

The ships name was the ARK.

I watched it escape Cybertron myself.

It was carrying an Autobot technology

which would have won us the war.

And its captain.

- Who was this captain?

- The Great Sentinel Prime.

The technology's inventor.

He was commander of the Autobots.

Before me.

It's imperative that I find it before the

Decepticons learn of its location.

Our Autobot space craft has the ability to get there.

And, you must pray it's in time.

Hi, I'm here to see Carly Spenser.

You got the job?

- This is crazy.

- You really got it?

- Yes.

- See what did I tell you, it's the bunny.

You are so welcome.

- Do you like me a little more?

- A little bit, yeah.

I want to see the curator.

- I want to see the guy in space mountain.

- I know, isn't it beautiful in here.

And he's the coolest guy, ever.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Sam.

Dylan Gould.

Hey.

Pleasure to meet you.

Pleasure meeting you.

Carly has told me a lot about you.

Well, visa versa.

It's a beautiful building you got.

The Star Ship Enterprise here.

Thank you very much, it leaks.

Ah, before Carly came to help on the

collection it was just a complete mess.

But now the restorations are back on track.

I'm going to pebble beach this year,

going to need a trophy for that stand right there.

You know why?

Because this woman right here,

...is my secret weapon.

- Okay.

- Mr. Gould please, you exaggerate.

All I've done is get you organized.

Oh you have done much more

than that, my Duchess.

Nicknames, that's fun.

Yeah, the Duchess

She's adorable.

You know when I stole her

away from the British Embassy,

I said, it's easy to manage a country.

Try managing a priceless collection of art.

Take a look at this 1939 Delahaye 165 Cabriolet

Designed by a French man.

Look at the curves, elegant isn't it.

Beautiful

Sensual.

Built to evoke the body of the ideal woman.

Come on.

My dad had a ten dollar desk and a dream.

And he built it into an empire.

- Wow.

- We're the largest accounting firm in the US.

Mine started off the

adventure side after he passed.

Thats in the future.

Try and bet on the winners.

See collecting cars

helps me keep my sanity.

These look great.

Oh, that was a great day, Mr. Gould.

- I didn't see that one.

- No, me either.

Games are tight.

Oh, here we go, here we go.

You see that?

Judgment, judge to my car.

You going to wait on him while he's judging me?

What's with you?

He's my boss.

He still pays for our food, our rent.

No, I totally understand.

I'm totally fine, I get it. I'm well fed.

Guess what, I'm not your boy toy anymore.

I got my big boy pants on now.

You see them?

In the car, thank you Duchess.

Oh, my god, are you threatened by him?

(Sarcastic laughter?)

Threatened, what am I threatened by?

His money, his power, his good looks?

None of the above, check!

Your temper tantrums are so sexy.

Get in the car, please.

Sam, he's hardly the

first man to ever smile at me.

I think I can handle it.

Hold on, hold on.

It's.. it's the smiling back part that gets me.

- Okay.

- No more smiles.

Never again, I promise.

You see, that works for me.

Easy, easy.

You're not going to get it started that way.

What, I was just getting it ready.

I'm about 32% done with my restoration.

Chrome work, put a spoiler on the back, done deal.

You know Carly's been telling me

you've been struggling job loss.

Just so you know.

I'm on the board for Accuretta systems.

And I put in a call for you.

Just keep it between us, okay.

She's so kind to me.

You're a lucky man.

Xanthium approaching Tranquility base.

Here's Houston, you're a go Xanthium.

Armstrong, having a good day.

Ratchet, let's roll.

Did they get that mag cap on?

Copy contact.

We're entering the Ark.

His levels are faint.

Locked himself away.

To guard the pillars.

Sentinel.

You're coming home, old friend.

All hail, Megatron.

My master, it's master.

Ah, don't be greedy.

My fragile ones.

You look poor, Master.

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