Transformers: Dark of the Moon Page #4

How it pains me to see you so vulnerable

- So weak.

- Spare me you gaseous sycophant.

You know what you were told.

Resist nothing.

Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron.

And what news from my assassin?

Autobots have taken the bait.

They discovered the Ark,

and returned with its cargo.

You did me great honor,

tracking that ship to the moon.

Your human collaborators have

served their purpose, Soundwave.

It's time to eliminate loose ends.

Laserbeak, kill them all.

With pleasure.

Is your daddy home?

Then the daddy said it's our time.

Hello, mom.

Get out of the house!

- What are you doing in my house?

- Just visiting.

What's this hoochee around here?

- Just because (Speaking Spanish)

- No

This is the aerospace baby.

You are not allowed back here.

New guy, you see that?

That's a Latin melt down, okay.

You ever show up in my office with

a regional outfit you're fired.

You got that, okay?

If you're going to be on this job for 21/2 years,

okay I want you to live it, love it and made it.

There's no ladder climbing in my

office. I run a tight ship.

- Yes, sir.

- Okay, so move.

I found that paper I was telling you about.

What are you looking at?

SHUT UP!

You do that to me again and I'll kick your ass.

- Hi Angel.

- Hello.

I had a meeting downtown,

is it okay for me to stop by?

I don't know my 500 page employee conduct

manual isn't exactly a page turner.

This is grey.

Autobots are out there saving the world,

and I organize four binders.

It may be a dream, come on.

Visitor violation.

You okay?

Absolutely.

I'm next.

Listen, Saturday.

There's a party at the house it's a work

thing, but Dylan's invited you too.

Really, oh did he.

No need to come off with bad jokes.

It would really mean a lot to me, okay.

I'd love to go.

How did you get over here?

A car.

You don't have a car.

Yes I do.

What, did you win it in a raffle?

Uh, he gave me one.

He gave you a car?

Yeah, I think it was a work perk.

Hmm, a work perk.

What kind of car did he gave you?

- Um, a Mercedes SLS AMG.

- Mmm, hmm.

Really crazy engine.

Mercedes Benz SLS.

You rode this here?

It's a $200,000 Car.

I know.

You know how long it would

take me to afford a car like this?

- Long time.

- Yeah like, 53 years.

You said it was a perk, first.

You know what we should do?

We should sell it and buy a house.

You're frustrated, I know.

I've been there.

It's called paying your dues.

Good things will happen.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I need some lunchtime filing done, stat.

Who would like to score

some Bruce Brazos points?

Bruce, you found your guy.

Witwicky.

The man who makes this company run.

Now who have we here,

a sister, facebook friend?

Twitter, tweeter.

- Carly this is Bruce. Bruce.

- Hi.

I'm his girlfriend, pleasure to meet you.

Sam was right, you really do

have smashing head of hair.

- Well thank you.

- Your welcome.

Sam I gotta run.

Here, your present.

Your favorite color.

Nice to meet you Mr. Brazos.

And you.

See ya boys.

I'm still stewing about

that binder incident, Jerry.

May I finish my Chu Wah milk, Tony.

I dont' care about your exotic milk.

I care about respect.

I know who you are.

Wicky, Witwicky.

- You know who, I'm talking to you.

- Excuse me.

Thank you.

No, no, slow down tiger.

You showed up on the

back of six different photos.

Two continents worth of aliens.

And I ordered you in Egypt.

Huh, right.

Because you know the Aliens.

See ya.

One check.

Hey, I am Wang, Deep Wang.

Deep Wang.

You're not getting it, "Deep Throat".

Okay, cause they told you.

Shhh, they watch and listen.

I can't go to the government.

You, you can because sh*t's going down.

Son, it is code pink and in 'Floyd'.

Dark side, why do you think no

ones been up there since 1972.

You speak in English,

it's a very strange English.

That's why un. oh... oh.

Don't, I'm gonna hit ya.

Well I'm going to hit ya right back, son.

That's my manifesto.

Your riding this out.

Everyone in the original is in the dark.

Alien friends is in danger.

You know the good ones, it's up to you.

Easy, Sam.

What are you looking at?

Yow, dog.

Did you look at my sh*t?

Who are you working for?

Stare down, you and me.

Guess I won.

Moons... list.

More suspends program.

Experts dead.

Space Program ends.

Dark side.

Dark side of the moon.

Look what I found outside the bathroom, huh?

It yours? Deal with this.

Yes, sir.

I did everything you want.

I really think we should talk,

because some of the stuff...

Whoa, knock first.

Can't you see I'm busy.

Who are you, who are you?

You straddled me in the stall.

Thats happened to me once in this

life, I wouldn't forget it.

- No, no.

- In the bathroom stall.

You pulled your package out.

Whoa, whoa, we are not boyfriends, okay.

One phone call from me and I'll have you fired.

Oh yes I will, Gaylord.

You okay?

It's a hemorrhoid.

Should I come back?

When should I come back?

Come back when you learn some manners.

I don't know him, I would never say anything.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay.

Something would tell us, just like I promised.

I will blind on the perimeter.

What more do you want from me?

Gerry.

You are my favorite.

I'll do whatever you want me to do.

I know.

My superiors need me to...

- What?

- Suicide you.

What did you say to Witwicky?

Sh*t.

Huh, who want's some

chicken dinner now, b*tch?

'Cause somebody messed

with the wrong Wang today.

Come on, you want some of me.

I don't need anymore didactic lectures from Chuck.

Jesus!

Get legal.

That's Jerry.

Come on people, yes, a workmate died.

But looking out windows is

not going to bring him back.

The man was depressed.

Don't take a picture.

You can keep watching him but he's not getting up.

You all read Humpty Dumpty.

Okay.

Witwicky.

When this comes out in the press,

you clean up. Wang is everywhere.

He is in the beast the bang goo.

Hes over the Apollo strait.

Did you see the sidewalk down there?

Man.

You forget his person, his name his parking space.

Hey, when did we get a new copier?

Did he say anything about what I saw?

Who you share a toilet stall with

is totally your business.

This is exceedingly Japanese.

They never make it easy.

What is with you?

This is the really deal, Carly.

Okay, I need you to stay composed.

It's real life, I'll explain to you later.

We got an emergency, you

gotta get Colonel X in here.

On point decepticons,

the deceptions are back again.

- You gotta open that gate up right now.

- Easy, sir.

This is health and human services.

Right, packing M-4's?

What are you protecting, Colostomy bags?

- Bed pans, throat lozenges?

- Babe.

Where did you get that hat from?

Nursing school?

So your nurses and foot powder protection.

- Oh fantastic, yes.

- Baby, I dont think we're in...

- .. the right place.

- We are in the right place.

We are in the right place.

We are in the right place, and I

want to talk to Optimus right now.

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