Transformers: Dark of the Moon Page #5

- You're going to get me Optimus right now.

- I'm sure you got the wrong building.

I don't know what you're talking about.

What part of the Deceptions

are back don't you understand?

Yo!

You're being a smart ass.

Do not hit my car, it's a collector's item.

I wouldn't do that.

You're crazy.

We got an Energon reading.

I got readings in the vehicle.

- Freeze!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're freezing.

Are you...

Please get out of the car.

- I got him, go.

- 'B'!

Is 'B' in there?

- Okay, you got me.

- Stay down.

This how you treat Autobots?

We're on the same team.

Yeah, enjoy your next job

at 7-11, d*ckhead.

- That's right.

- A-hole.

How's your car now?

That's my car.

Come here.

Come here!

Come on... Sam.

What is your deal, huh?

I know your black ops stuff is important.

You know I'm not trying to diminish it,

or guilt trip you, or anything.

But I just never see you anymore.

You can't come to the garage

and stay on one night?

Sam, that makes me feel bad.

Yeah, well I hope you feel bad,

you should feel bad.

Look at the jalopy I'm driving now.

I feel bad every single day.

Yo let's go, both of you.

Lennox want's to see you.

What, we're not good

enough for you anymore.

Sorry babe, they were very rude, right.

And you're fixing my car.

You don't think so?

Raise your hand if you had a flying psycho

ninja copier try to kill you today.

Those are my brass knuckles.

That's my anklet do I have to take that off too?

And my toe rings?

All exhibitions clear the floor.

We have ten minutes until attempted contact.

We've taken possession of the five

devices that were hidden in the ship.

of Sentinel Prime.

They're some kind of prototype

Autobot technology.

They say Sentinel was the

Einstein of his civilization.

So we're going to keep these locked up,

...until we know what we're dealing with.

Right now no one gets access.

- No one.

- This morning a guy recognized me.

He told me to warn you, he's talking

about the Dark side of the moon.

- Then they killed him.

- Wait a minute, you mentioned the moon?

Yeah, dark side of the moon.

But why would the decepticons

want to kill humans?

I thought their war was with the Autobots.

And that is when he made his quick

book town report. That's what I want..

Who's the chick, okay.

Excuse me, Colonel Lennox.

Director Mearing

This is Sam Witwicky.

- A civilian c..

- I know his name, Colonel.

I want to know who gave him clearance.

Who gave me Clearance?

How about Optimus Prime.

When he touched down in

suburbia looking for my house.

This is the national intelligence director.

In case you..

- Hi.

- Disrespecting a federal officer.

That ought to get you somewhere,

who's she?

She's my girlfriend.

What is this like a date?

She knows all about the Autobots, okay.

She knows Bumblebee, and

comes from a military family.

I can vouch for her.

Hey, I have an idea.

How bout we get back to the important topics?

Like the fact I almost had my

face cut off by a Decepticon.

As a tax payer I can lodge a complaint.

- As a matter of fact.

- Okay, listen.

One of the software engineers at

Sams office was murdered today.

He was involved in NASA's Lunar mapping probe.

Here's the thing, Colonel Lennox.

We cannot entrust national security to teenagers.

Unless I missed the policy paper.

Are we doing that now?

No, good.

I don't care who you are.

If you breathe a word of what you've seen here.

You will do time for treason.

Do you understand me?

I'll take my orders from the Autobots.

I know them, I don't know you.

You will.

Sentinel Prime.

He seems to run on Energon, and he's out of it.

He's in a sort of a sleep mode.

Let us begin.

It's the great matrix of leadership.

He holds the only thing in the universe

that can repower a Transformers spark.

This is incredible.

Sentinel Prime.

We bid you return.

Revenge.

- No.

- Just fire at.

No, Sentinel.

It is I, Optimus Prime.

It is all right.

You are safe.

There's nothing to fear.

We are here.

You are home, Sentinel.

The war?

The war!

The war was lost.

Cybertron is now but a barren wasteland.

We have taken refuge here on Planet Earth.

Its human race is our allies.

My ship?

We came under fire.

The pillars.

Where are the pillars?

You saved five of them.

Including the control pillar.

Only five?

We once had hundreds.

Excuse me, gentlemen. May I ask, what

is this technology you're looking for?

It is the ability to reshape the universe.

Together the pillars form a space bridge.

I designed and I alone can control it.

It defied your laws of physics to

transport matter through time and space.

You're talking about a teleportation

device, aren't you?

Yes, for resources, for refuges.

Refuges or troops of soldiers.

Weapons, maybe bombs.

A means of an instant strike,

that's its military function, isn't it?

It is our technology.

And it must be returned.

Yes, if humans say so.

You can't just bring weapons of

mass destruction into our atmosphere.

Kind of have to declare customs first.

A little formality called paperwork.

Kinda separates us from the animals.

I will overlook your condescending tone.

You heave the gravity of mine.

The decepticons must never

know the space bridge is here.

For in their hands...

...it would mean the end of your world.

Total my mear file.

So the investigation is open.

We sent agents to your office.

And for the time being, we're going to

send you home with Autobot protection.

Wh.. who do I need to speak to, to get

you guys to understand I can help.

I can contribute.

Hey we can all help you tell me what you know,

I can tell you all the fun planets I've been.

Get off my desk, please.

Aw, you pulling out guns.

Okay, can't help you on that.

What do you envision with me?

I go back home now, I make copies?

This is a unit for veteran intelligence

officers and special forces.

Not for boys who once owned special cars.

That's a bit harsh, isn't it ma'am?

Don't call me ma'am, I'm not a ma'am.

But you're a woman, aren't you?

Sooo.

Are those yours?

Yeah, CIA.

I only ask because I also have a medal.

From the President.

Yeah.

Great, so it's not that complicated, right?

No one gets to work with the

Autobots unless I approve it.

You're breaking my chain of command.

Come on, let's go.

You've done what you can for them.

With all due respect, young man.

I appreciate what you did.

But you're not a soldier.

You're a messenger, you've

always been a messenger.

He's a hero.

B, you take the freight elevator,

I'll see you up there.

Ah, this blows.

- That lady officially kicked us out.

- Yeah.

Witness protection program sucks.

Yeah, but we're a whole lot safer

with big yellow and his cannons.

That dog can't protect crap.

B.

You couldn't sleep.

Yeah, me too.

I don't believe she called me a messenger.

Do you believe that? After everything

I've done, I'm a messenger.

Oh I believe it. I tell ya Sammy

we feel the same way.

The disrespect on this rock is criminal.

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